Opie just posted this

40  2015-04-05 by darkside890

80 comments

Mother taught him how to play the victim card very well.

It's all part of the process.

HAHA. It bothers him. He is starting to break down.

You know what dummy, after years of dishing it now you cant take it. Here is the appropriate response to this gay ass tweet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dA32i2MVT9E

That would work just as well

now? always. always couldn't take it.

we all sensed what he was. he was tolerated. but now there's no reason to spare him.

What a groveling douche. Post another pic of "the boys" back in the day you fuckin' fag. This dolt actually thinks he's good at playing some psyche games but he's the most transparent empty person on the god damn planet

ME: Listen, I took psychology in college, ok?

I study body language.

Tough time with the English one unfortunately.

"But I don't like to hurt people's feelings" WTF that is pretty much all he does

So what was it he did to Fez then? Ugh.

and Denny and Erock and Lady Di and Bobo about half of his guests and, of course, Ed Asner

That is the only thing he ever brought to the table. He could only match Ant's sense of humor with cruelty.

That lying sack of shit. He's the biggest asshole of them all, by far. Remember jumping on the cake? Or always being a total cunt to Denny? I could go on forever, baby.

Somebody got his feelings hurt last night. Things hit a little to close to home Op? Such a faggot

"You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I’m an easy target. Yeah, you’re right, I've got big tits. Also my kids arnt really mine. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you… and I use to like to hurt people’s feelings. Well, you think what you want about me; I’m not changing. I like… I like me. My wife pretends to likes me. Bams kids like me. ‘Cause I’m a torpid sloth. What you see is what you get."

Opie is the farthest thing away from "What you see is what you get" god he's a delusional liar.

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I will not let that fucking monster ruin that awesome movie for me. Fuck him, fuck him in his fat fucking tits.

Edit: Fuck you Opie.

The only thing Opie and John Candy have in common are tits.

And hopefully arteries.

"Did you just victimize yourself you bitch" - Patrice

"...I don't like to hurt people's feelings." Yeah - just a handful of days after playing a laugh track over Fez's retirement announcement. THIS is why people don't trust him.

Fuck Opie, but god bless John Candy. He had a Denny Falcone level of likability.

Kinda typical opie response really: press a couple buttons to rehash a soundbyte joke that has already been used on the show many times. Also, make sure the joke doesn't actually really work in the situation, beyond any simplistic surface connections.

I was feeling a little bad for him earlier, but stuff like this makes me think "wow, there realllly isn't very much going on in inside your head, huh Ope?"

ME: I LIKE ME.

Opie chose this video because him and John Candy have the same bust size

Nah, it's because he is the real article. What ya see is what ya get.

I wonder would people have given Gregg this much of a hard time if he had just been honest with Ant and said, dude, I don't want to resign with you. I want to take the show in different direction. If he had just done that and let the fans know as well he just may have gotten a wee bit of respect. Granted the new direction sucks.

Oh literal Gay

Oh Jesus, we're watching a total breakdown begin.

Stupid ass pussy is still having a manchild breakdown. That assclown needs to get over himself.

Opie is pure sociopath. He actually thinks he deserves sympathy. Or does he even know what sympathy is?

His mom really did a number on him, and for that I guess I feel a little bad for him (I don't think people are born bad, I am extremely gay). Opie is just an amazingly shitty person.

True Sociopaths are born that way. Im not convinced opie actually is one though.

It's about him. He is aware of the harm he is causing others by having their careers on the line when negotiating contracts. He won't face up to his own faults and finds issue with other people except himself.

Oh my some of his kiss ass fans are out in force with replies.

It's completely wrong though because Oqie is far from being 'the real article'

I don't get it. Is Opie saying he's "misunderstood" and that he's "an easy target"? No, he's a lying sack of shit, is what he is.

Showing us all once again what REAL mental illness looks like.

pfffttttt...... Jeezus Christ....

Opie should hate Easter, it is a celebration of Christ rising from the dead after he was betrayed by his own friend, who had him nailed to a fucking cross in public, for money.

Yeah happy Easter Judas.

Sadly Opie did not kill himself in shame like Judas did. The biggest traitor in all history is less despicable than Opie.

#babyopie

Shut up and take it Titty boy. Your days are numbered.

Not even close, Opie. Ya fuck.

at first this made me feel bad for Opie, then the "I don't care, I don't care" song popped in my head and I laughed.

http://youtu.be/PG-qCyYZRms

LOOOOOOOOOOOL

The Destroyer!

Boooooo.

Invoking the great John Candy in his defense? Opie, have you no boundaries?

WHAT THE SHIT IS HAPPENING? I was gone for a month and this shit is amazing

You pretty much missed all of Sept 2001 in the O&A world. Here you are strolling in on October 1st.

The new sad, morose mofo's daily is up!

https://youtu.be/JIwhjp_c1d0?t=5m2s

from earlier in the scene: "heres an idea, when you're telling your stories have a point. it makes it so much more interesting for the listener."

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What a fucking mental patient.

fucking faggot!

Nice try with the date tho

He is only an easy target because he's so unintelligent and immature.

So sad how any attempt at wit that he can conjure up is always something recycled that he has seen Norton or Anthony get laughs referencing. ME: oh this worked for them so I know it's kkkkewwlll and pphhhukkin phhhunny (insert fake gravely laugh trying to suppress his inner Spuds).

Cant remember where I heard the saying, but this gives me what I like to call douche chills.

He makes Damienne Merlina look like Tupac Shakur.

what a fucking queeb

Opie is indeed the real article - if that article was a six sentence blurb on the back page of Jigglin' Tits Monthly.

I like me, understatement of the year

Ew. Just ... ew

In related news, the OpieRadio-FunnyMofos Daily is out!

The real article?

Not a fucking chance.

cunt of the highest order

My wife likes the 7 million dollar apartment, personal shoppers, and only being responsible for our children 5 minutes a day.

Such a whiny, solipsistic, wannabe-martyr. He could literally solve all of his problems in life right now if he was just a more honest, authentic, open person. It's been that way for a long time. Do you know how quickly he could turn most people here if he admitted to wrongdoing and shitty radio? If he came out and said I've heard the criticisms and I agree with most of them, except for the stuff about my wife, and yes I have tits...that'd solve everything.

Go on Ant's show, agree to disagree on the raise issue to save some face, but apologize for shitty tactics and prima donna behavior through the years, and that's that. It's not a difficult situation for him, it's his own prison of self-delusion which makes his issues seem like the fault of others, and inescapable. Notice how he pretends Ant wants to do a bit when he wants to hash out everything. Just a fucking disaster of a human being. Ant wants the people to hear. Otherwise, people think this is all a coup with a man who can't even respond to basic Fez criticisms.

''My wife likes me.''

WRONG

What a fucking toddler.

OMG The fucking victim complex. What a fucking unjustifiable idiot fuck.

Happy Easter to you as well, Opie! Are you ready for your on the air ass fucking tomorrow?

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Let's put Opetit's face all over /r/punchablefaces/

After they hung a sign above him that read "King of All Social Media" he promised the penitent thief a little tasssssste of paradise.

I knew John Candy... Opie Sir, you are no John Candy.

I have (somehow) never actually sat and watched that entire movie from start to finish. I now endeavor to do so.

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That shit was funny.

Tough time with the English one unfortunately.