I wish Opie nothing but the worst....and I mean THE WORST.
35 2015-04-04 by FresnoJefferson
Opie said on the air thursday that he thought Fez retiring was legit. Then he played the sitcom laugh and Homer drops. If he thought it wasn't a work then why the fuck did he not take his retirement seriously and played the drops to make Fez into a joke? He chose to bury Fez. Opie is a human being with zero redeeming qualities, he's a hack of a human being. My guess is his family, relatives and friends want nothing to ever do with him but since he gives them handouts they feel obligated to tolerate his presence in their lives.
32 comments
31 dochattan 2015-04-04
Going by the stories he's told on air, assuming every single one of them isn't fuelled by his obvious narcissism and pathological lying, mental illness runs throughout his entire family. But he is a cancer that eats away at friendships; Opie v Ant, Opie v Jim, Opie v Erock, Opie v Bonnie and Vos, Opie v Steve, Opie v Ben etc etc... seems everyone finds him to be a cunt yet according to him, he's always the most reasonable one in the conflict. He's a delusional piece of shit, everyone can see it but him and his sycophantic zoo crowd.
8 PepsiMax420 2015-04-04
This should be etched in stone somewhere, no truer words have been spoken. I really hope that cream corn chested cunt gets his.
13 michaelcolestie 2015-04-04
If this gets etched in stone there will be massive confusion as to who "Vos" is in 20 years.
8 [deleted] 2015-04-04
I think most people are confused to who he is now.
3 kristal010 2015-04-04
Upvoted to the heavens
-5 Rondog01 2015-04-04
It also seems like everyone is scared of him too. Because no matter what, those guys that you mention want to work with the guy. Ant is crying to be back on the show, he has his pussy hurt because "waaaaaa, Opie didn't fight for me", Jimmy chose Opie over Anthony, Bonnie and Vos has done more shows for Opie than anthony, Erock will never leave Opie's side because 1) Ant doesn't like him and 2) he has a show on Opie's channel and I don't know who Ben and Steve are.
So Opie might be the biggest cunt ever, but the majority of people that you mentioned want to work with him than that racist pedophile.
5 chris2webby 2015-04-04
you're a queer
-5 Rondog01 2015-04-04
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2 c0up0n 2015-04-04
Why are you contributing to this sub if you don't know who fucking Steve C is? You're a fucking moron, and your opinion is worthless.
-1 Rondog01 2015-04-04
If my opinion was worthless, why even respond to it, you pillow biting faggot? You know, Anthony is never gonna let you blow him, right? No matter how racist you are, he won't give you that chance.
Pleasantries aside, would you like Opie and Anthony back together?
1 c0up0n 2015-04-04
I don't want to make friends with with anyone from any of the shows. Why is it that every time anyone defends Ant, they must want to be his buddy in real life? You never hear that retarded shit when anyone defends Fez, Jim, Ope or any of the other's associated with the show. Again, prove that you a total ass and lack any originality. I replied to fill you in on this fact, because much like the Opster, you lack self awareness.
As for your last question; I, like the majority of this sub, do not want to see any type of reunion between the two of them. Opie's flaws pull the whole show down, no matter how many comedic geniuses are surrounding him.
15 Caverlock 2015-04-04
Even in his greatly diminished state, Fez can verbally dumpster Opie at will.
10 SNK22 2015-04-04
True and Tits is well aware of this which is why he chose the safe option of trashing Fez when he could guarantee no on air response from him. When everyone else is offering sincere well wishes for Fez Opie's increasingly apparent mental illness can't let him overcome the fact that Fez nailed him that one time which was only after Opie incessantly went after him, always without humor ,by genuinely calling for Fez to be fired. It's no wonder that the whole staff walk on Greg shells when an innocuous trashing of Opie could lead to the sloth having real issues with you.
9 SlothFactsBot 2015-04-04
Did someone mention sloths? Here's a random fact!
Sloths don't sweat and don't emit body odour. This helps avoid predation.
13 Genericscreen 2015-04-04
Did someone mention sloths? Here's a random fact!
Despite having top billing on what was arguably one of the most successful and popular radio shows, Sloths are unable to produce the pheromone known as 'comedy' on their own! They rely on the presence of funnier animals to survive!
1 SlothFactsBot 2015-04-04
Did someone mention sloths? Here's a random fact!
Three-toed sloths have a maximum land speed of about 2 meters a minute!
4 aelx_jons 2015-04-04
Sloths
2 schmoegreene 2015-04-04
Also, girl sloths have nice cunts.
1 SlothFactsBot 2015-04-04
Did someone mention sloths? Here's a random fact!
Sloths can rotate their heads around 270 degrees!
13 Holzmann 2015-04-04
He's got a 7 million dollar apartment to maintain, a gold-digger for a wife, two kids each headed for 15+ years of NYC private schooling (not to mention college)... all based on the assumed future income of a crumbling radio show on a dying platform.
It's frightening to even think about yourself in that kind of a situation, let alone actually live it. Everyone wants to see OqieRaqio crash and burn, me included, but it's going to be really ugly when it finally happens.
10 michaelcolestie 2015-04-04
Over 50 years old. Yes he's screwed not only his "brand" but now his kids futures.
7 rahtin 2015-04-04
But not the best private schooling he can afford, he wants to keep them grounded.
3 nawtfunny 2015-04-04
The dummy can hardly speak a full sentence without stumbling over his words. He has no known talents and he eats his own boogers.
What the hell can he possibly fall back on when everything falls apart?
12 opesterthejokester 2015-04-04
It's the Dunning Kruger effect at work when it comes to Opie basically.
3 JPZA88 2015-04-04
I love the Dunning Kruger effect although I also hate it as I attribute it to almost all of the population. Tis true Dopie fails to recognise the extremity of his inadequacies.
8 zersch 2015-04-04
Opie has already been dealt the worst possible hand imaginable.
Being Opie. And wouldn't you know it, he checked his cards and he's gone all in.
3 Viking_Lordbeast 2015-04-04
The dude got handed a Royal Flush and threw it away to end up with a Jack high.
6 LowMoses 2015-04-04
Also that canned laugh and " be more funny " over something serious bit were played out half a decade ago. Its so hack
5 Binski13 2015-04-04
It's because he's married with kids he doesn't have time to say nice things about people...
3 bambonk 2015-04-04
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aELH0U2gkk aint say he gon behea in ten mints wuuuut
3 toofatfor15 2015-04-04
The way he has handled Fez retiring the last few days has made him so unbelievably hatable. Not only is he picking on an "easy" target, hes thrown Anthony under the bus and made himself look stupid. If I hated him before, I fucking loathe him now.
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-5 blackhax 2015-04-04
Fuck Fez, and not because he's a faggot, but because he's an inexcusable one.
I don't even know what the OP is talking about but Fez is the worst shit on the radio, Sirius has two shows with faggots on the second mic but atleast sometimes Jim Norton is funny.