I wish Opie nothing but the worst....and I mean THE WORST.

35  2015-04-04 by FresnoJefferson

Opie said on the air thursday that he thought Fez retiring was legit. Then he played the sitcom laugh and Homer drops. If he thought it wasn't a work then why the fuck did he not take his retirement seriously and played the drops to make Fez into a joke? He chose to bury Fez. Opie is a human being with zero redeeming qualities, he's a hack of a human being. My guess is his family, relatives and friends want nothing to ever do with him but since he gives them handouts they feel obligated to tolerate his presence in their lives.

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Going by the stories he's told on air, assuming every single one of them isn't fuelled by his obvious narcissism and pathological lying, mental illness runs throughout his entire family. But he is a cancer that eats away at friendships; Opie v Ant, Opie v Jim, Opie v Erock, Opie v Bonnie and Vos, Opie v Steve, Opie v Ben etc etc... seems everyone finds him to be a cunt yet according to him, he's always the most reasonable one in the conflict. He's a delusional piece of shit, everyone can see it but him and his sycophantic zoo crowd.

This should be etched in stone somewhere, no truer words have been spoken. I really hope that cream corn chested cunt gets his.

If this gets etched in stone there will be massive confusion as to who "Vos" is in 20 years.

I think most people are confused to who he is now.

Upvoted to the heavens

It also seems like everyone is scared of him too. Because no matter what, those guys that you mention want to work with the guy. Ant is crying to be back on the show, he has his pussy hurt because "waaaaaa, Opie didn't fight for me", Jimmy chose Opie over Anthony, Bonnie and Vos has done more shows for Opie than anthony, Erock will never leave Opie's side because 1) Ant doesn't like him and 2) he has a show on Opie's channel and I don't know who Ben and Steve are.

So Opie might be the biggest cunt ever, but the majority of people that you mentioned want to work with him than that racist pedophile.

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Why are you contributing to this sub if you don't know who fucking Steve C is? You're a fucking moron, and your opinion is worthless.

If my opinion was worthless, why even respond to it, you pillow biting faggot? You know, Anthony is never gonna let you blow him, right? No matter how racist you are, he won't give you that chance.

Pleasantries aside, would you like Opie and Anthony back together?

I don't want to make friends with with anyone from any of the shows. Why is it that every time anyone defends Ant, they must want to be his buddy in real life? You never hear that retarded shit when anyone defends Fez, Jim, Ope or any of the other's associated with the show. Again, prove that you a total ass and lack any originality. I replied to fill you in on this fact, because much like the Opster, you lack self awareness.

As for your last question; I, like the majority of this sub, do not want to see any type of reunion between the two of them. Opie's flaws pull the whole show down, no matter how many comedic geniuses are surrounding him.

Even in his greatly diminished state, Fez can verbally dumpster Opie at will.

True and Tits is well aware of this which is why he chose the safe option of trashing Fez when he could guarantee no on air response from him. When everyone else is offering sincere well wishes for Fez Opie's increasingly apparent mental illness can't let him overcome the fact that Fez nailed him that one time which was only after Opie incessantly went after him, always without humor ,by genuinely calling for Fez to be fired. It's no wonder that the whole staff walk on Greg shells when an innocuous trashing of Opie could lead to the sloth having real issues with you.

Did someone mention sloths? Here's a random fact!

Sloths don't sweat and don't emit body odour. This helps avoid predation.

Did someone mention sloths? Here's a random fact!

Despite having top billing on what was arguably one of the most successful and popular radio shows, Sloths are unable to produce the pheromone known as 'comedy' on their own! They rely on the presence of funnier animals to survive!

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Three-toed sloths have a maximum land speed of about 2 meters a minute!

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Also, girl sloths have nice cunts.

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Sloths can rotate their heads around 270 degrees!

He's got a 7 million dollar apartment to maintain, a gold-digger for a wife, two kids each headed for 15+ years of NYC private schooling (not to mention college)... all based on the assumed future income of a crumbling radio show on a dying platform.

It's frightening to even think about yourself in that kind of a situation, let alone actually live it. Everyone wants to see OqieRaqio crash and burn, me included, but it's going to be really ugly when it finally happens.

Over 50 years old. Yes he's screwed not only his "brand" but now his kids futures.

But not the best private schooling he can afford, he wants to keep them grounded.

The dummy can hardly speak a full sentence without stumbling over his words. He has no known talents and he eats his own boogers.

What the hell can he possibly fall back on when everything falls apart?

It's the Dunning Kruger effect at work when it comes to Opie basically.

I love the Dunning Kruger effect although I also hate it as I attribute it to almost all of the population. Tis true Dopie fails to recognise the extremity of his inadequacies.

Opie has already been dealt the worst possible hand imaginable.

Being Opie. And wouldn't you know it, he checked his cards and he's gone all in.

The dude got handed a Royal Flush and threw it away to end up with a Jack high.

Also that canned laugh and " be more funny " over something serious bit were played out half a decade ago. Its so hack

It's because he's married with kids he doesn't have time to say nice things about people...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aELH0U2gkk aint say he gon behea in ten mints wuuuut

The way he has handled Fez retiring the last few days has made him so unbelievably hatable. Not only is he picking on an "easy" target, hes thrown Anthony under the bus and made himself look stupid. If I hated him before, I fucking loathe him now.

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Fuck Fez, and not because he's a faggot, but because he's an inexcusable one.

I don't even know what the OP is talking about but Fez is the worst shit on the radio, Sirius has two shows with faggots on the second mic but atleast sometimes Jim Norton is funny.