I'M THE 5,000 DOLLAR HATER! THROW A BLOODY TAMPON ON ME AND YOU'LL WIN THE MONEY. YOU CAN FIND ME SOMEWHERE BLUE AND OPEN, WITH THE SMELLS OF FLOWERS AND LOVE IN THE AIR
three weeks later
THE 5000 DOLLAR HATER LOVES A GOOD SANDWICH AT ARBY'S! I'M WEARING YELLOW.
"Still nobody's found the 5,000 Dollar hater? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!" -Opie
The hater-fighters are an elite squad of O&J fans trained to handle the increasingly significant threat posed by the haters to Opie's media empire. They can be identified by their blind, fanatic loyalty to the new show. The hater-fighters are basically the Navy SEALs of the online fanbase.
30 comments
22 fart_yourself_awake 2015-04-02
He wanted his fans, the "hater - fighters" to throw bloody tampons on the haters.
6 EskimoEscrow 2015-04-02
All 3 of them?
4 bmcnult19 2015-04-02
How? Over the internet? What a god damn dunce.
4 fart_yourself_awake 2015-04-02
That's what anthony asked.
12 bmcnult19 2015-04-02
three weeks later
"Still nobody's found the 5,000 Dollar hater? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!" -Opie
6 CookieHaid 2015-04-02
ME: I'm going to make money...rain from the sky...[whispering] spread the wurd. #douche
3 nazereth1 2015-04-02
Leave it alone.
3 FattiesArentPeople 2015-04-02
ME: NO, you DOPE. I want the haterfighters to LABEL THEM with bloody TAMPONS!
8 letitride85 2015-04-02
Hi Opie!
15 MonsteRain 2015-04-02
Joking? No joking is allowed when Opie is involved.
7 Nightkrawler49 2015-04-02
ME: Hold on Hold on!
6 titsbuckley 2015-04-02
Eww forgot about this.. Opie really is a dumber, more pathetic version of Chip
ME: Tsss label those h8terz with fuckin bloody tampons or somethin. Don't mess with this crazy ass fuckin PSYCHO... DVV DVV
4 AngeloMacon 2015-04-02
I've laughed WITH Chip more than I have Opie over the last couple years.
1 ChippusMaximus 2015-04-02
Chip is a funny fucker. Even funnier when he bombs.
5 opesterthejokester 2015-04-02
Spuds Buckley in studio all the goddamn time.
2 CookieHaid 2015-04-02
DOUCHE: La la la LA la la LAAAAH! Hi Bearman!
5 AntsCamera 2015-04-02
I think we must prepare to have bra bombs thrown on this subreddit from a dirigible.
Ohhhh the humanity.
3 CookieHaid 2015-04-02
TITS: Look out you MUTHAH HUCKAHZ!!!TM
4 TrackSuitVos 2015-04-02
I remember when Hater Fighter II came out in the arcade. I spent a lot of quarters on that thing.
3 StannisBaratheon_AMA 2015-04-02
And then Hater Fighter III came out, which was basically just a reskin of Shaq-Fu, and ruined the franchise forever.. until HF3: Turbo came out
2 letitride85 2015-04-02
Hate Fighter Alpha
4 Weirdfellas 2015-04-02
Of course he really said, that it's right here. Imgur Has that man even filed for his hater fighter license yet?
3 FatJewFromMiami 2015-04-02
The hater-fighters are an elite squad of O&J fans trained to handle the increasingly significant threat posed by the haters to Opie's media empire. They can be identified by their blind, fanatic loyalty to the new show. The hater-fighters are basically the Navy SEALs of the online fanbase.
Oh wait. They don't exist.
2 TrackSuitVos 2015-04-02
Termite listeners?
1 LichVos 2015-04-02
Heres the thing, ok, its THERMITE.
1 TrackSuitVos 2015-04-02
I know. My autocorrect actually pulled a Vos and I didn't catch it.
1 TossyMcSalad 2015-04-02
that's what they want you to think...
2 jimcozad 2015-04-02
ufc hater fighter are the most lethal trained in baboo baby
...reference
2 TankRizzo 2015-04-02
Opie is still very much still the same dude who had to "Bomb the DK House"
1 sorendjierkinhaard 2015-04-02
lolololl Opie is truly a retard.