I think things like "Do ya?" "Are you?" and "Have ya?" in daily conversation more than a well adjusted person probably should.

Ya kiddin'.

Do ya?

I do this with songs on the radio all the goddamn time. That Rihanna song where she sings about being friends with the boxing glove under her bed is the best one for it, I think.

So do I. I also say cunt way to much and it's goten me in some very difficult situations. Also my friends are a bunch of rubes and every time we drink they want to play cards against humanity, I just sit there and make chip noises the entire game while they laugh at that bullshit Yuma . I'm pretty sure they think I'm autistic

I'm pretty sure you are autistic

I work at a action sports outlet store, my coworkers play horrible mainstream rap constantly. Every song that comes on; "I fuck bitches get money!" Do ya? "Already caught a couple bodies!" Have ya? Gets me through the day.

Arrrrrea 51.

You knew then! And you did nothing!

This is not checkmate.

AW NAW YOU DID NOT JUST SHOOT THAT GREEN SHIT AT ME

David my David

DIERKS BENTLEY

I went to the WTC memorial a year ago, sadly I didn't see David, I was more interested in possibly seeing him than I was of seeing the fountain things.

I was waiting for my doctor's appointment and this old man did a rapid inhale-inhale-inhale-EXHAAAAAALE through his nose that sounded just like Jimmy's Robert Deniro impression and I just started cracking up uncontrollably. I looked at my phone really quick like there were funny cartoons on it or something, but what I assume was his daughter gave me a very cross look.

Meeting anyone called Bill has become embarassing for me.

HELLLLO BILLLL

My name is William and I like to wear dresses.

I like to make WEREWOLF MOVIES

My autism is starting to go away now that the show is dead.

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Excellent contribution. That point hadn't been echoed enough in this sub the past nine months.

WhooOooAAAhHHHhhhHhhhhh

I've dropped the space shuttle endeavorrrrrr before, coworkers left me along for a while after that

http://imgur.com/Mor7shq

There's a "David" street that I cross every day on my way to work, and every time I do:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pqyb713TvM

I do the gay mans voice whenever I say my friends name followed by "I have to call my motha"

Not usually, but I'm Aprehl Fahhllls-ing my cock and balls off today.

Drinking out of the autismal font.

This got a good laugh from me.

"Oh yeah? Is it reasonable?"

Fuck, I do this all the time. Saying "oh yeah?" is an actual verbal crutch of mine now.

Coworker: "So my asshole fell out today"

Me: "Oh yeah?"

Coworker:" Yeah it prolapsed. Very messy"

Me: "Yah?"

Coworker: "Yeah. Has that ever happened to you?"

Me: "Yah, shure."

That's what happens when a fucking radio show is your only socialization. I should be counting toothpicks in a ward somewhere.

Do ya live in Fargo?

Pretty much: Alberta, Cyaaanada. Came here for the erl money.

Oh Hi Mark...

All you need is love...John Lennon. Smart man. Shot in the back, very sad.

MIMI BEARDSLEY

Instead of just blurting lines from the show that I love, I have a bigger problem making fun of people for shit in a joking way and them taking me seriously. Im ready for them to give it back and have fun but then I realize not everyone takes jokes the right way

So you're just breaking their balls and they're getting fucking fresh!?

It's a good way to see who is comfortable with you though. If someone could bust balls with you, then they can ask you for a favor and vice versa when you need something. But you can't just start joshin' around when you just met someone... I try to give it a few weeks at least.

Nah I know that. But my closest friends will takes jokes involving them serious . I think people that arent big comedy fans and have a good sense of humor cant take jokes in the way that we can from loving the show and comedy. When I make a joke, im ready for them to fire back but most people dont fire back lol. They make me feel like a dick.

You might want to get new friends dude. I don't think they really like you. They might not even realize it themselves.

I always thought that it's how guys bond. Girls overshare and talk shit about whoever is not there to reinforce a bond, and guys bust balls.

But it could also be that you're unfunny or trying too hard. But looking back, the people who would get hurt when I joked always turned out to be huge let downs.

Nahh. I dont do it all the time. You made a wrong assumption.

Well there's no need to get pissy about it, faget.

Go screw

see, we're bonding

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Thank god I thought I was the only one.

WHoaaa

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ever meet someone named Leon, and not tell him he's killing his mother?...thought not

"You ever seen one of these before? What's it used for?! IT'S FOR JACKIN' OFF, ISN'T IT!!"

Although I've said that before I listened to O&A because 10 to Midnight is a fucking hilarious movie. Same with lines from Death Wish 3 and "GODDAMN RICH CUNT" from DW1.

I have let out a "Righteous bucks" and "Suuuure" without realizing it, though.

I can't stop myself from saying "David, my David" in my head. Really glad it's not just me.

I think about Lady Di about once a day.

I miss Intern David. I hope he has a rich dad and is actually a neighbour of Ants and one day we get a update on him.

i have the same impulse.... i dunno why.

few phrases from the show really stick in my head like that, nor do i wish i could do them justice with an impression. but that one is really compelling.

I find myself say "all... right" with the stupidity I encounter at work.

My favorite thing to do, still, is if I get a text from a number I don't know (usually some POF chick I broke up with months ago) my response is ALWAYS: "Who is is this."

you come off like a real red-pilled PUA alpha male

That's a reeealll nasty habit ya got there. Imgur