eYe hAVe mOonRocKS iN mY ShEWs ApReLl FaHLlZzSS

39  2015-04-01 by swarrrm

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You would think today would be an Edgar-heavy show, seeing it is Ahprel Fahlls Day, but I'm guessing our media mogul has other plans for today. Maybe an hour with Rita Rudner.

2 AHpREL FaHLs in the first minute.... then nothing... at least through the 8:30am mark :(

I never understood why he always shaves his head

he's a dysmorphophobic ocd freak. he has cowlicks and thinks they look way worse than they do. he even said once that he had a psychiatrists note in school that allowed him to wear a hat.

I always thought that was one of the weirdest parts of Jim. Bob Kelly seems legit bald so I get that.

Also, why does Burr shave his head? He looks like Gollum when he does that. I know his hairline isn't where it once was but that ginger looks reasonably handsome when he lets it grow in

I think bill's got a big baldspot on the back. another curiosity to me is how bob gets his head shaved so god damned close so consistently that you absolutely never see stubble on his head.

Bobby has addressed this he shaves it 2-3x a day with a straight razor

Christ thats a lot of work to look... good?

Bobby looks like an alopecic baby... like an obese Judge Holden...

Also, why does Burr shave his head?

Burr looks like he's balding to me.

he's also just got a giant forehead. I know a kid that's 21 and he looks like he's been balding since he was 8 but his hair just doesn't change.

Have you seen him with hair? He looks his age then.

Before I knew who he was I thought he was a mental patient.

wow @ that picture...cucky just can't get enough of unnecessarily humiliating himself...

gee i wonder why this yimmy isn't getting his dick wet from women that arent prostitutes...