It's even worse when the quotes are written out like that. He's just so awful.

I can't tell if he made that or if it's someone bashing him.

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@BrotherWease is probably the most popular show on regular radio..." #LoyalOpie

This has to be him. No one can fake that level of cringe.

Here we see his definition of loyalty; blatantly lying positively for an associate.

He really tweeted out his pity chuckles like they were Line of the Day caliber. Wow.

The man is autistic.

"@Myspace is gonna make a comeback...mark my word..." #OpieSeer

Hoo boy.

"I have no problem admitting I like @OfficialAdele...she fucking DOPE yo!" #HipsterOpie

"Thanks Rock, just when we were back on good terms...Fuck the @TheRock! Fuck the @TheRock!" #PissedOffOpie

"HEY NICK!! Come on down brotha!" #OpieGreetsNicholasCage

Why does he talk like a guy who peaked in high school?

I mean it's easy to say "because he did" but really he peaked when they were doing terrestrial and satellite radio simultaneously. If there was a time for him to mistake himself for cool, it would be AFTER he was a faggoty college douche, not during or before.

Well, professionally, he peaked during the WNEW/XM days. Monetarily, he is peaking right now. But as a person alive and existing on this Earth, he peakee in grade school. He is the same person now that he was then, he was just lucky enough to stumble into fame and fortune.

"I was watching @Joan_Rivers on #JoanKnowsBest @WEtv HOLY FUCK does that show suck!!! Is it getting good ratings?" ME: Thanks for saving me!

"if I was @MelRivers I wouldn't be on TV at all, she comes across HORRIBLY, I don't know what guy would want to be with her...she STINKS!!"

A good way to guarantee that Joan Rivers will never be a guest on your show. Good job there Openy.

he will blame her for being a howard regular anyway, he was still trashing her right before her death

I wonder how much truth there is to Opie's claims that Howard was preventing his more regular guests from going on O&A.

I mean it's possible, Howard was pretty notorious for being insecure too.

"That sucks when that toilet overflows... FUCK!! But why all the water? I don't get it..." #PlumberOpie

Good lord. Did he really say this?

"There's a big star that lives below me...I hope she doesn't sue me for water damage...BIG STAH! Kathleen Turner lives below me..."

Full body cringe. Especially because you know he pointed out it's Kathleen Turner to try to impress the other guys and you know it didn't work.

Also I'm convinced that he clogged the toilet because he threw like 2 rolls worth of toilet paper into it before flushing like an idiot, or something else easily avoidable.

I'm embarrassed for myself that I used to not hate him and now I hope he is in a debilitating car accident.

Just reading these gave me massive douchechills

i wish i could type phonetically some of the memorable "eew" and "yuck" noises that anthony and, and to his credit, opie made a lot of times during douche/cringe jocktober segments.

some one just fucking execute him already