Opie is over 50

0  2015-03-28 by [deleted]

Opie is over 50 and is still deeply insecure. For those of us who are in our 20s and still trying to break free from the past and become "better" people, this is concerning. I always thought that I'd get older and drop the shitty parts of my personality, but Opie is old and still has them. Maybe he never worked on it. I guess the person you are when you're in your 20s might be more or less the person you always are going to be, for better or worse. Fucking Opie - you're 50! Can you please stop acting like a 13 year old girl when someone criticizes you? Let's not be like Opie when we're 50, there's still time.

17 comments

17  -Palaver 2015-03-28

ME: I was born in 1963 so that makes me...wait...1963...53..no 51. burp. I should of been a scientist Sam.

8  Rootser 2015-03-28

k

5  Jockel76 2015-03-28

Me: 50 is the new 35. Nice try on the hate tho.

3  snoopkhat 2015-03-28

he's 60 and he checks his fucking twitter first thing in the morn.

3  avengingbullet 2015-03-28

That's impossible. He's a child of the '90s.

3  [deleted] 2015-03-28

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2  Spork2000 2015-03-28

HE SUCKED OVER 50 PEKAHS

3  avengingbullet 2015-03-28

ME: AND ONE TO GROW ON.

2  xOneSainTx 2015-03-28

Okay, terrific.

2  TrackSuitVos 2015-03-28

For all the crap Ant gets about banging younger women, Opie MARRIED one. No 52 year old man should have a relationship with a woman half his age. They should hhave nothing in common.

5  SayntJ 2015-03-28

They don't have anything in common. Not even children.

2  glock176 2015-03-28

Thank you sir, that was very funny.

1  RealRockTV 2015-03-28

they both have lovely golden locks although her's are probably gonna stick around awhile while opie's could be blown off like dandelion seeds at any moment if it's a windy enough day and he's not wearing his dark green jay-lo hat.

2  RealRockTV 2015-03-28

  1. (relative) fame stifles maturity i'd think.
  2. everyone's different. some people literally go from sociopathic pieces of shit to decent human beings around 40-60 and some people don't mature emotionally past the age of 6 until they die. i think even being concerned about it in your 20s is pretty indicative that you won't be too big of a cunt when you're middle aged. when opie was in his 20s he probably thought grownups were stupid.

1  GleepGlorpFloopdedoo 2015-03-28

I guess the person you are when you're in your 20s might be more or less the person you always are going to be, for better or worse.

Jesus fuck, thank christ this isn't true... if I were the same person I was when I was in my early 20s I'd be absolutely insufferable.

1  [deleted] 2015-03-28

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1  RatherPleasent 2015-03-28

ME: Nice try with the hate, I'm a child of the 80s.

0  shameofyou 2015-03-28

Think about how many windows that are not up to standard for weight challenged persons to escape through in case of a fire. Is it acceptable in our modern society that we allow these disadvantaged people to be rendered while privileged individuals can easily slip through unscathed?

-1  MultiTwentyOne 2015-03-28

Shaddup