And even then, he's not on camera. He's just a mook filming it. A homeless man got more over than Opie in the goddamn viral video attempt.
And look how old the video is. 2009. That was when Opie would just shut the fuck up and film something. Now he's a tryhard faggot reeking of desperation to "go viral, bro!" and he hasn't had a video do 2 million or better in 6 years. 3 of his top 5 involve a homeless man named "Mustard" and the other two involve some ugly woman's cameltoe and Jesse Ventura.
lets just say tomorrow he had a video that got 165 million views and was all over the news and internet, people would forget about the video in 3 days. They would never know about the guy behind it.
His kids are too old now, but the only chance he had at a viral video was letting one of his infant children latch on to his breast whIle he looked into the camera like this
I've never understood his obsession aside from him knowing he is desperate to be loved and embraced by all. I just listed to a November 2012 show and he bitched that Ant and his cat went viral. He actually made a disgusted noise while doing it. What the fuck, you can't force a viral video down people's throats fuckwit.
The only viral video ol' Jiggling Judy is going to get nowadays is if he lets Bam's blown-out fucktoy strap on a knife dildo and fuck-murder him on camera. But even then Lyndsi would probably get lost on her way to the computer to upload the video and wind up with her mouth wrapped around a teenage skater cock.
ME:THE STORY Homeless Mustard came in after being up all night after being in jail and hospital. Learned he was living on the streets of nyc for quite some time. Told us he was a musician. I got him a Taylor that we had laying around. The rest is history!
I think he's way too old to be acting like such a ninny trying to get that viral video of his. It's another sign of his outright narcissism which really infuriates me.
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13 BeerCanThick 2015-03-28
Wait, hold on. Ahahaha.
And even then, he's not on camera. He's just a mook filming it. A homeless man got more over than Opie in the goddamn viral video attempt.
And look how old the video is. 2009. That was when Opie would just shut the fuck up and film something. Now he's a tryhard faggot reeking of desperation to "go viral, bro!" and he hasn't had a video do 2 million or better in 6 years. 3 of his top 5 involve a homeless man named "Mustard" and the other two involve some ugly woman's cameltoe and Jesse Ventura.
He's never going to get any recognition that way!
10 K1bbler 2015-03-28
What happens after his videos go viral? Does he star in a buddy cop movie with Tay Zonday.
8 fart_yourself_awake 2015-03-28
lets just say tomorrow he had a video that got 165 million views and was all over the news and internet, people would forget about the video in 3 days. They would never know about the guy behind it.
His kids are too old now, but the only chance he had at a viral video was letting one of his infant children latch on to his breast whIle he looked into the camera like this
1 telepepper 2015-03-28
Fuck. An hour late
13 justchippinyaaaa 2015-03-28
I've never understood his obsession aside from him knowing he is desperate to be loved and embraced by all. I just listed to a November 2012 show and he bitched that Ant and his cat went viral. He actually made a disgusted noise while doing it. What the fuck, you can't force a viral video down people's throats fuckwit.
6 [deleted] 2015-03-28
Haha fuck him and his garbage housewives reality shows, sunset pics and fat lady sidekick YouTube viral attempts. He's a cockshaped pacifier.
5 Ken__Fresno 2015-03-28
I bet Jimmy has a closet full of those.
6 PanzerSmanzer 2015-03-28
Anthony ruined Homeless Mustard for me forever, and he did it in two takes.
4 zersch 2015-03-28
The only viral video ol' Jiggling Judy is going to get nowadays is if he lets Bam's blown-out fucktoy strap on a knife dildo and fuck-murder him on camera. But even then Lyndsi would probably get lost on her way to the computer to upload the video and wind up with her mouth wrapped around a teenage skater cock.
3 letitride85 2015-03-28
I love how Ant hated this guy lol
5 shemthepen 2015-03-28
Let him go fight for a heating grate.
3 delphian1 2015-03-28
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uy2AlZxzGU8
2 CookieHaid 2015-03-28
ME: THE STORY Homeless Mustard came in after being up all night after being in jail and hospital. Learned he was living on the streets of nyc for quite some time. Told us he was a musician. I got him a Taylor that we had laying around. The rest is history!
3 CookieHaid 2015-03-28
"I got him a Taylor we had layin' 'round."; holy shit...douchebag.
2 [deleted] 2015-03-28
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5 Masogava 2015-03-28
Um...Taylors aren't "budget-level beginner" guitars.
2 opesterthejokester 2015-03-28
I think he's way too old to be acting like such a ninny trying to get that viral video of his. It's another sign of his outright narcissism which really infuriates me.
2 EskimoEscrow 2015-03-28
LOL, great find. Someone smash a cake.
2 thesynking 2015-03-28
"Go fight over a heating grate!"
2 i_saw_nothing 2015-03-28
Opie should put more annotations on that video.
Everything else aside, I still love that performance of that song.
1 humblebrag 2015-03-28
I got 404? What the fuck are you going in about?