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8  2015-03-27 by JMueller2012

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Nips!

"Dongers"

"Pud"

"Boobies"

"Envelopes"

"Cement Bags"

"My teeth are doing a crossover show"

I bring nothing to the table.

"i got tits, what am i a lady or sumptin tss"

"Nobody complains about Jennifer Aniston's nipples, what's the big whoop?"

"More to come..."

He's probably wearing three shirts and his nips still pop through.

Ol princess and the pea nips.

"Management is really liking the new direction my tits are going"

What ragged teeth he has. He should take some of that mug and t-shirt pocket-money and fix them.

"Why yes, as a matter of fact, I could have been a model. Thanks for noticing."

Opie is a model for Multiple Chin Magazine.

He looks like a character from the Dan Akroyd classic "Nothing But Trouble".

I'm a cunt

Burp

"I paid that black chick to go off on Ant. He was keeping me down and I needed a way to get rid of him."

*qock

It's cold inside.

Losing the war against baldness

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In spuds buckley voice "La la la la la good morning bearman"

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"I'm all in with raising breast cancer awareness"

"The only reason my tits sag so much is because I have a weak spine. Leave it alone."

What's the number to Ant's dentist?

"Demolition of the negro existence would surely bring about all sorts of positives we've never knew about before, nigger, kike, cunty shitty dead nigger baby skull fucked by a titty havin sloth, Comment Ronnie?"

Did someone mention sloths? Here's a random fact!

A sloth's laziness is actually a great method of survival. The slow movement and camouflage helps it evade detection from natural predators.

Dear God. It explains everything.

Sloths are still better than 'those' people

"Nice try with the hate, though"

(Annoying wheezy out-of-breath chuckling)

"I caught you looking at my sweater puppies, Ronnie B.!" "Eyes up, Ron...let's have some eye contact over here! Men much richer than you have given me a little taste to gaze upon these melons." "Who turned down the thermostat? Humina, humina..." "No, Ron, they're all real and they're fantastic!"