The Ari and Anthony Show

9  2015-03-26 by [deleted]

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Ant: The actual Opie and Anthony brand is owned by us, Opie and Anthony, the two of us. Now, how we use it? I mean, I'm scrambling to find a guy named Opie. [laughs] Whatever person I find to cohost this show is gonna have to go by Opie, because I wanna take the whole brand and—[laughs]—no, uh—

Keith: There's too many letters in that name. We need a shorter name.

Ant: [laughs] So, shorter name? Something like that?

44m0s

Ant: Alright, enough fucking Days Of Our Lives bullshit between me, SiriusXM, Opie, and fucking Twitter.

Keith: The next decade is gonna be really dominant.

Ant: Yes. Dominance. You wanna see dominance? We'll show you some dominance. [big exhale] I'm having lunch Friday, by the way.

Keith: I heard about that.

The Anthony Cumia Show, 3/25/15

41 comments

He's going for "Dom"-inance. It's Dom Irrera.

Ari/Irrera are based in L.A and will be for the foreseeable future, not a chance they'd do it.

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thats my comment

who cares?

me and my upvotes, faggot

edgy

Holy shit!!!!!

If he's smart he just adopts the whole new "cellar crew". Since he allready had the legion of skanks over I think that's the plan.

I know I'm a little late here, but I 100% agree that he needs to bring all the new "cellar crew" comics to the show. O&A's prime IMO was the era when people like CK, Burr, Patrice, Kelly, CQ, and Vos were coming in frequently. Since they peaked, it kind of just seems like they're relying on appearances from those same people who come in less and less. Patrice died, CK doesn't do the show anymore, Burr does it very rarely, and the rest are pretty rare too. It's understandable that they wouldn't always be ready to do the show non-stop - a lot of them have moved on and up in their careers. But what has replaced them? Pretty much nothing. Ant needs to develop a new gang of rotating comics - like the LoS dudes, Kurt Metzger, Tom Segura, etc. His show is so insanely better to me when he has a good comic in. He should really try to tap into some of the up-and-comers like they did on O&A. I would love the show if he did that.

He's in NYC for summer and LA for winter

He's going for Joe... his brother Joe.

He's waiting in the wings for when jimmy leaves Opie, they're going to see if they can create a black hole of humor using only words.

If a black hole is created Jimmy will almost definitely come back to ask questions about time travel, the speed of light, and the Singularity Theory (because of that documentary he saw on Netflix by Ray Kurzweil).

I would fucking love that

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Please fucking no, not Arri Shaffir. The guy is not off-the-cuff funny whatsoever, and has no talk radio style improv skills, he sucks. Did you hear him on Carolla just last week? Holy shit. One fucking bomb-a-roo after another. The guy is a joke writer and a stand up, that's it.

Ari is great!! On Punchdrunksports podcast and the Skeptic Tank podcast he is hilarious!

I don't think he's hilarious. He can hold a conversation and stuff, but he never says anything funny. He'll say "inappropriate things" that I guess you can laugh at, but as far as being an Ant or Kevin Pollak type that can just fire clever, "how did he come up with that" shit out the whole time, he's not even close. He couldn't hold a candle to Anthony.

Patrice O'Neal hologram

Vos!

Vos is Team Opie cause of the movie and the Golf. I can't wait to see who gets the kids after the divorce starts.

Friday is the big sit-down with Opie?

could be that he offers jay oakerson a spot

Starting to look like it might be Ari

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It's going to be Tim Gage.

I'll hazard a guess and say he'll probably end up working with Artie Lange, it makes perfect sense.

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Po

They would be huge together.

Please Colin Quinn Please Please Please!!!

AriAn

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How bout all 3

Stormfront

Why not... Jim? I'd love to listen to A&J.

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Right... and there's no 2nd cohost yet. Jim's contract will run out sooner or later.

Like all of the shit they said they were going to do over at TACS, this too will also not happen. They, Keith especially, talk so much shit about their "network" and nothing has yet to actually -HAPPEN-

They said yesterday that they have put in an offer on a place in the city. They have shown multiple screenshots of the new app and have spoken about its various features as the people involved with the show beta test it. They've been hosting others like LoS and Black From the Compound separately from Anthony's show to see how people enjoy them. They've been consistently bringing in new sponsors. The show started in August. The things they are planning to do don't just happen over a weekend; they take some time. They likely spent most of the Fall evaluating whether the show even had legs while finding their groove, and now that they've seen it does, they are going through with their plans. For them to bullshit about these things, go through the effort they have so far, and then never do it would mean the end of the show by next Fall due to everyone canceling their subscriptions. That's horrible business sense, and I don't think they are foolish enough to do that. As for Ari, it's all speculation for now.

But maybe you're right, and it's all for nothing. We'll see.

I hope not dude. I like Ari but only in small doses

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It would be hysterical if Anthony put Ari's name first in an effort to knock off the name

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The last thing that dago needs to do is hitch that one trick pony to his wagon. The Amazing Racist meets the Drunk Uncle Racist. Hooray, advertiser poison!

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Throw the jew down the well

Ari sucks tho

Ari is great!! On Punchdrunksports podcast and the Skeptic Tank podcast he is hilarious!