I still hate you, Roland

44  2015-03-23 by arobben

Just a reminder. Don't be deceived by the Opie hate -- you still stink, too.

Good day all.

25 comments

18  Wsallgood 2015-03-23

Cronuts: never forget.

9  little-pete-ferguson 2015-03-23

That was our 9/11

9  really-wise_-things 2015-03-23

"TEE HEE HEE. EES DELEESIOUS."

15  That70smoke 2015-03-23

That's a hate that knows no end once you've learned it.

15  breadmoccasin 2015-03-23

I hate Opie a lot but Roland is the worst out of anyone.

11  Cullen396 2015-03-23

When is roland finally gonna meet a nice girl and settle down?

7  LemonQuarks 2015-03-23

You guys are nuts for going after Roland. No one fucks with Roland cuz he goes for the jugular! You guys signed your own death certificate.

1  BeerCanThick 2015-03-23

Did we? What is he gonna do, make fun of a dead pet?

:0

6  Genericscreen 2015-03-23

Roland is worse than twelve Pol Pots

3  turdthief 2015-03-23

Perhaps more than that

5  TriangleDimes 2015-03-23

tss yeah, like fuckin twelve pol barrels or sumthin

5  EskimoEscrow 2015-03-23

He's really fat.

7  rottenseed 2015-03-23

...and bald. And even if he were neither fat, nor bald, he'd still be really ugly and very stupid.

8  TriangleDimes 2015-03-23

He's one of those old European monsters who has some really gluttonous and retarded story. Like he lumbers around eating children who've eaten too much candy and the only way to ward him off is to wear a newsboy cap filled with herbs.

4  frrunkis 2015-03-23

He will die much younger than most people

4  SayntJ 2015-03-23

That lump of shit Roland should fall down a flight of stairs, suffer a traumatic brain injury, & only want to eat McDonalds for the rest of his life from his reinforced dump truck wheelchair. Cause he's so fuh-huh-huuuuckin fat only a dump truck chassis would be able to support his atrophied, mushy, disgusting load of worthless flesh that surrounds his digestive system.

3  JohnQNo1 2015-03-23

that's just because you have a pedestrian palate

2  ONAFan2014 2015-03-23

What has he done now?

2  BeerCanThick 2015-03-23

Roland reminds me of Patrice speaking about Terri Clifford. "You know something? I feel bad for her, but she's just an ugly woman. Right down to the core, she's an ugly bitch. She's like 200 pounds overweight but if she lost any weight it wouldn't be to get confidence or be sexy or anything. It'd strictly be for her health."

Roland could wake up tomorrow having magically lost 200 pounds and he'd still be a bald, mumbling, obnoxious creep with zero social appeal that kinda smells bad.

1  RickVince 2015-03-23

So what...we hate Roland now?

Why?

6  arobben 2015-03-23

What do you mean "now"? Where the fuck have you been, sir?

-8  IAmBecomeGay 2015-03-23

I legitimately like Roland on air because he is so fucking hard to understand and weird and fat and Jimmy and Anthony would turn it into comedy gold. He was fun to hate.

Also, he gets good guests.

Feel free to crucify me.

5  rottenseed 2015-03-23

Also, he gets good guests.

Most his guests are making the rounds promoting something and all he has to do is ask Gregg if he wants them or not.

As for the other guests (Mike Baker, any food-related piece of shit) they all stink.

I won't crucify you, though, you're entitled to your opinion.

7  CountBubs 2015-03-23

entitled to your own opinion

On this sub? AHAHAHAHAHA

4  ucfgavin 2015-03-23

good guests is debatable....most of them are terrible on the air, but that also has to do with their interviewer