This comment made me laugh so fucking hard until I realized you might be serious and then I got real sad. I love Bobby and wish him nothing but the best.
Fat Bob Kelly needs a vice. I think he should start smoking again. His lungs have recovered so he'd be starting fresh with a good ten years before any ill effects.
The pics from that photo session (which are all fucking awful) are still used sometimes on websites to promote his gigs. If I saw that pic and bought a ticket, and then the real fat Bob Kelly came out on stage, I'd probably sit there wondering "When the fuck is Bob Kelly gonna come out?".
This and nothing else and that was like eight years ago. He's basically a no talent and his career is entirely tied to Dane Cook, O&A, and people at the Comedy Cellar being nice.
He named his podcast after a dumb O&A bit that someone else came up with making fun of him for being a rambling shithead.
I just want to know, has he ever said anything funny? Has he ever been anything more, really, than just friends with Norton/etc, and a loud fucking voice in the room? ME: Let's show this picture of girls shitting to Bobby so he pukes! THE VIDEO IS UP IT'S GOIN VIRAL!" Who gives a shit.
I don't hate Bobby, I just don't think he has anything to offer.
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50 DoubleGuns 2015-03-20
Here's another.
19 K1bbler 2015-03-20
Is this him during his eighth fat?
8 EskimoEscrow 2015-03-20
That's one of those bits that sticks with you. Not necessarily the funniest bit, but there's a hilarious truth to it.
2 packitchofsositch 2015-03-20
It would be more accurate if he stopped counting fats and switched over to counting skinnys.
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5 wifflebb 2015-03-20
Wow that's the most accurate image I've ever seen.
3 K1bbler 2015-03-20
Right down to the uniboob.
7 RealRockTV 2015-03-20
and the fleshy little papaya seed eyes.
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35 SteelyD80 2015-03-20
Bob from Moonachie
27 thatsnotwhatimsaying 2015-03-20
blob jelly
36 ScoleriBrother 2015-03-20
Wait wait...i got one....what about FatFuckin cocksucker heartattack-belly.
Or sumptin...whatevs
10 ElectraMustaine 2015-03-20
jesus chip...
8 K1bbler 2015-03-20
Blimp Smelly
7 IAmBecomeGay 2015-03-20
He is obese and should probably lose weight for health reasons.
27 JMueller2012 2015-03-20
I don't want Bobby to die :(
11 rottengymshorts 2015-03-20
Seriously, he's got a wife and young kid. He needs to get his shit together.
23 vincentgallosdick 2015-03-20
I haven't had sugar or carbs for 5 months dude.
11 really-wise_-things 2015-03-20
I am going paleo, DUDE! You eat a couple. Boom! You loose 12 pound.
21 GRIZx 2015-03-20
Look at him eagerly perched on the edge of the table like a hungry hungry hippo trying to gobble the most balls.
17 yung-ginseng 2015-03-20
Tibetan lesbian
14 swarrrm 2015-03-20
Five years tops unless he changes his life style
6 ScoleriBrother 2015-03-20
He's supposed to be losin weight for the leary fx show for season 2
3 yeeerrrp 2015-03-20
I thought he said Leary told him to be fat because the whole reason he was chosen was because they wanted a fat drummer.
3 ScoleriBrother 2015-03-20
I think that was for the first season. Season 2 he was supposed to get thin. Well obviously he wasnt thin for 1.
3 yeeerrrp 2015-03-20
I see, I was listening to his podcast around October which was when he said it.
2 ScoleriBrother 2015-03-20
Im pretty sure that was it. I might be wrong. I recall him saying leary would foot the bill for a trainer.
3 Flamgirlant 2015-03-20
This comment made me laugh so fucking hard until I realized you might be serious and then I got real sad. I love Bobby and wish him nothing but the best.
10 -Palaver 2015-03-20
merf merf. hi guys.
9 anonimescu 2015-03-20
Fat Bob Kelly needs a vice. I think he should start smoking again. His lungs have recovered so he'd be starting fresh with a good ten years before any ill effects.
4 strappingyoungladdie 2015-03-20
He really needs to get AIDS.
8 ShakesTheClown- 2015-03-20
Not sure what you guys are laughing at since everyone on this sub looks just like this, probably even fatter
8 That70smoke 2015-03-20
http://www.taxbuddha.com/image/buddha2.jpg
You know what dude
3 really-wise_-things 2015-03-20
Accurate.
8 Acatalepsia 2015-03-20
It looks like if you rub his head the right way he will tell you the secrets of the universe.
Also kinda looks like a DBZ final boss.
6 allenricketts 2015-03-20
You're thinking of Oolong
7 cabaretcabaret 2015-03-20
I have nothing to say that hasn't already been said
7 lechocco 2015-03-20
He aged like Brando.
7 cali_gunner 2015-03-20
How do you look like a fat Varys.
7 callmesnake13 2015-03-20
Here's Bob in 2009
4 Phrunkis3 2015-03-20
Ha ha, I love Billy Zane.
3 Flamgirlant 2015-03-20
The pics from that photo session (which are all fucking awful) are still used sometimes on websites to promote his gigs. If I saw that pic and bought a ticket, and then the real fat Bob Kelly came out on stage, I'd probably sit there wondering "When the fuck is Bob Kelly gonna come out?".
5 thuoehwdeid 2015-03-20
someone with photoshop, please do something with this
5 IAmBecomeGay 2015-03-20
Ya like put a fukin PECKAH right in bobbys fat face hole
5 dochattan 2015-03-20
Bobby, ya pig fat pig.
3 humblebrag 2015-03-20
He looks exactly like Kevin from The Office.
3 TedsEmporiumEmporium 2015-03-20
Holy shit, yes. Add a little hair and I couldn't tell the difference.
3 really-wise_-things 2015-03-20
You know what, dude? Duuuuude!
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3 OldDale 2015-03-20
Should this be in fatpeoplestories or whatever subreddit is always talking about ham planets? Love ya Bobby
3 Childkiller123 2015-03-20
Yaaa know whaaat duuuude! I'm a fat fuck.
3 Peter_______________ 2015-03-20
*Here's a pic of Blob Kelly
2 clickclack8 2015-03-20
Thought he was losing weight for his show. God damn it bobby you can't keep being this fat.
2 nolasen 2015-03-20
Abomination
2 GleepGlorpFloopdedoo 2015-03-20
He looks like a sloppier Alain Johannes from Them Crooked Vultures.
2 Mud- 2015-03-20
Blobbly.
2 crookedmile 2015-03-20
Any reason to post this I take
2 rottenseed 2015-03-20
holy reincarnation, fatman
edit: oops it was already done.
2 Moowon 2015-03-20
Anybody else think Fat Buu?
2 nointernetforyou 2015-03-20
I miss bawby. Where's he been?
2 ActionBlackson 2015-03-20
He's going to have a heart attack if he doesn't change his ways soon.
2 Zenaesthetic 2015-03-20
You missed it Bobby, ya big fat pig
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1 AmbientHostile 2015-03-20
Robert Kelly is fat.
1 Pazuzus 2015-03-20
More like Bob Belly tss tss HEY HO
1 equinoxexistential 2015-03-20
I'm ACTUALLY concerned for his health. What happened to the "no grains, no sugars duuuude" diet?
1 jimcozad 2015-03-20
Rebound effect.
-3 breadmoccasin 2015-03-20
What exactly does Bob Kelly offer?
12 NoirMagieGateau 2015-03-20
Fuckable tits and gunt.
6 callmesnake13 2015-03-20
This and nothing else and that was like eight years ago. He's basically a no talent and his career is entirely tied to Dane Cook, O&A, and people at the Comedy Cellar being nice.
2 breadmoccasin 2015-03-20
He named his podcast after a dumb O&A bit that someone else came up with making fun of him for being a rambling shithead.
I just want to know, has he ever said anything funny? Has he ever been anything more, really, than just friends with Norton/etc, and a loud fucking voice in the room? ME: Let's show this picture of girls shitting to Bobby so he pukes! THE VIDEO IS UP IT'S GOIN VIRAL!" Who gives a shit.
I don't hate Bobby, I just don't think he has anything to offer.
3 really-wise_-things 2015-03-20
A lot of 'dude'.
-4 millennium_falcone 2015-03-20
The worst regular on the show outside of Brewer. YNWD stinks.