So this is totally out of my character but I will contribute to the new theme of This sub

0  2015-03-20 by maynardsabeast

And point out a blatant Opie lie from Wed. I hate To do it but I can't resist.....apparently he dated a Jewish girl when he was younger and the mother was totally against his Catholicism. I just pictured Opie freestyling this story and casting himself as Ray Liota in Goodfellas. He definitely pictured himself showing up with a cross and the girl tucking it under his shirt at the door when he came to pick her up.

7 comments

5  Opthony 2015-03-20

I had douche chills at how fake this story sounded when he told it.

4  Opprobriousness 2015-03-20

Get this through your head you Jew motherfucker, you! You only exist out here because of me! That's the only reason! Without me, you, personally, every fuckin' wise guy skell around'll take a piece of your fuckin' Jew ass! Then where you gonna go? You're fuckin' warned! Don't ever go over my fuckin' head again! You motherfucker, you.

3  DoubleGuns 2015-03-20

I'm what counts out here now, not your fucking country clubs and your fucking radio shows! And what the fuck are you still doing on the radio anyhow. You know I see comments on reddit everyday!? They think you went batshit!

I'm only still on the radio because I'm under contract, you understand that.

Your fuckin' ass! You coulda done your own podcast without staying on the radio! You wanted to stay on the radio!

Yeah, I did wanna stay on the radio, that way I can fight back, I have a forum, I'm known, comics see me they know they can't fuck around with like they could if I just had a podcast, that's right.

You're making a big fucking spectacle of yourself!

3  little-pete-ferguson 2015-03-20

I think the ginger hair may have been a clue he wasn't a yid?

3  MonsteRain 2015-03-20

And the only reason he told this story was because Keith Robinson had just told the story about his girlfriends mother not liking him because he's too dark. Poor Opie wasn't getting attention.

2  dankfranklin 2015-03-20

"Oh! That just reminded me of something..."

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0  whispen 2015-03-20

'What's up?' is the most common question I am asked.

2  dankfranklin 2015-03-20

"Oh! That just reminded me of something..."