Opie's kids don't even have a chance.

6  2015-03-17 by [deleted]

I hope at least the nanny knows how to read.

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Don't worry. They will be pro-skateboarders. It's in their genes.

I don't really like the "BAM FUCKED OPIE'S WIFE TEE HEE" shit, but it would be kinda funny to see Fat Tits get pranked by his kids like Bam used to do Phil Margera.

well done, lmfao

they will both star in jackass 9 and 9.5

From Greg Hughes, the producer of Women Aren't Funny

Those dopes will never work a day in their lives, instead spending their time doing bullshit rich kid hobbies. Check out the Bentleys mahn!

Considering that they're Bam Margera's kids and not Opie's, all might not be lost.

considering Opie is a MULTI-millionaire, i wouldn't worry too much, chumps.

ME: Thank you!

He'll buy the kids anything they want in spite of his mom, who in true psycho cunt fashion, would refuse to buy top quality groceries for the 8 or some kids her and her husbands housed at their home in Long Island,

Hudson already has more wit than his dolt parent put together.

Not so sure, wasn't the kid playing in elevator shafts or was that just another terrible, bullshit story by the opester?

Yeah its gonna be real tough to grow up rich and go to good schools and not have to worry about money as they get older and graduate their expensive colleges, probably able to take risks and chances because they don't have to worry about money. Poor them.

ME: Thank you!