Why is my kid so good at skateboarding? #CuckoldOpie

"The Opester was here" #StoolKickin'Opie

"It was so long ago, I can't even remember" #BlatantlyLyingOpie

"HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW, FUCKER?!?!" #DoucheChillin'WithTheOpester

This is so mournfully atrocious that it's difficult to properly classify the failure level

“Huh? What happened?!? I heard my name!” #DistractedOpie

This is one of his "greatest hits."

"Dad went for a ride, he'll be right back" #InForSurpriseOpie

And this is why I love how BHHHHROOOOOOTAL the sub can be.

i remember maybe one or two of these. but i can't believe anybody kept track of the rest. that's the mind-fuck. and many of these are just too nakedly self-aggrandizing.

i don't like how he's trying to make cutesy lil subcharacters of opie like he's fucking Garfield put into different situations and slapped on a calendar.

There was like one good line per cup, where I went "eh, that's not that bad"

then you read the little Hashtag, and it's back to being disgusted

A family member had to put this together & convince him it was good. That's the only thing that could possibly make sense

Buy one and shit in it, send it back saying it's cracked and on the side write FUDGEY WUDGEY BAR

Quoting yourself is an unbelievably arrogant act, quoting your twitter account dozens of times and selling it as if it is brilliant and witty is beyond what I thought human beings were capable of.

It really is dumbfounding. This is the stuff mental illness produces

why in the fuck would he not space out the words after the #? It's a fucking mug and not Twitter. I hope opie trims his toe nail uneven and gets a snag when putting on his socks.

"I did this for you" #RunningAJokeIntoTheGroundOpie

TweetMasterOpie "I'm crafting a tweet right now" is truly deplorable, it sent chills down my spine.

this is fuckin real

This is a Chip mug, ask her about doodies! Fawk yeeea!

If any other hack radio jock had this on their site they would've been ripped apart by O&A.

i will never ever listen to the words of the authority of east coast Comedy Cellar comics if none of them ever speak out about this shit. That includes you Jim Norton, you & your honest comedy are fucking hypocrites

These are real? Like he actually approved of using these quotes on his coffee mugs? I thought these were all lines that people on Reddit mock the shit out of him for on a daily basis ("leave it alone", "we got chemistry", "above all else real", etc). But he's actually.....proud of these???

What country is Asian with a little Mexican mixed in? Indonesia?

it seems impossible to believe that opie was smart enough to say this. if he did, i have to assume he was reading something someone sent in without acknowledging it.

I don't think a single cupboard in America has that turd container in it. That mug is cafe press tier garbage.

Is there a SINGLE line on that list that wouldn't have gotten mocked for a half hour if ANYBODY but Opie had said it on air?

A single fucking line. How does this fucking cunt sleep at night? He does Jocktober and then he IS Jocktober. Fuck Opie. He never helped the show when it was good, and he always made the best of "The O&A Show" worse with his stupid fucking unfunny self centered delusional bullshit. He is comedically tone-deaf and he knows as much about comedy as I know about how to cook puffer fish.

He is not a zero, he is a negative.

He is, at the end of the day, more douchey and hateable than anyone the O&A show has ever mocked.

I don't have the vocabulary to deal with how fucking insane this is. I'm still hoping it's an elaborate troll by one of you guys?

What the actual fuck.

God I wish these could be brought into the show sometime, but I know it'll never happen. Even though I specifically remember them shitting on Jimmy's blog for being douchey.

Anyone else at an absolute loss for words?

I'm having a hard time wrapping my head around it. My mind won't allow me to believe this shit is real. This has got to be a joke, is all it can come up with.

I really hope a plane flown by a brown person hits his building very soon.

Why limit our chances to just brown person planes

Is this a new low point in how people view Opie for anyone else? I can't think of anything lamer. It's more lame than daytime TV, the funny pages in newspapers, cat calanders, memes, mtv's girl code, @midnight, the movie "campin buddies" which features Victoria Jackson in multiple roles, Paris hilton's music, Jamie Killstein's existance & joe Derosa's rap music video all arent as lame as these fuckin mugs!

“Ice Cuuuuuuube!!!”

on the air for 20+ years and they cant even fill 3 coffee mugs with quotes without resorting to complete gibberish

This is like my 8th post in this thread, but fuck, it still pisses me off, so I'll say it:

I love how the ol' Opester is trying to be more, mainstream, and he's still got swearwords on his fucking mug. Good job idiot. Can't even do that right.

I just want to see a youtube video of these things getting smashed.

It would be a Real shame if someone made a collection of really unflattering Opie lines and put hashtags at the end like #WorthlessOpie, #HoleOpie, #UnfunnyOpie, #TheOpedozer.

I can't say I disagree. God damn I hate that man.

I've never cried when an entertainer died until Patrice. I have never despised an entertainer until Opie.

We're two guys...

Somebody needs to buy one of these cups and fill them with piss and shit

Tss ya, why don't you hop in, COCKSUKA

OH BOY!! A DOODIE CUP!!

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Its not gay if you don't push back. Who wouldn't want to drink coffee while reading witticism like that?

:/

I'm not even sure he came up with this quote. I know he's the one who ran it into the ground

ME: I didn't say I came up with it, I'm just quoting myself. Nice try with the hate tho.

There's so many gun videos on Youtube. Can't one of us fruits buy all 3 of those mugs and blast them with a shotgun?

#PotSmokerOpie “John Lennon also looked like he was Asian... Because he was high all the time”

oooof, i don't even now what to say to this one... there's no way he's trying to be ironic, there is simply way too much effort involved into putting all of this together. he is trying to prove to himself that the opster is still relevent, still on the cutting edge... instead we are visually assaulted with this barrage of mediocrity. fuck the opster, he's a perpetually cringe-inducing corperate shill.

i mean seriously, what kind of megalomaniac douche makes THREE COFFEE MUGS full of their own "quotes"?!?

This needs exclamation point Jim's attention

I actually gor angry after the 4th one and had to stop

http://i.imgur.com/EjuzweQ.png

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"I'm not the racist one"

"I'm not the one with a wig"

"He's the Pedophile"

"He's the one scared of the big bad black guys, but gets robbed by his own kind"

It all comes down to entertainment. I'd rather listen to child molesting Michael Jackson's "Thriller" than listen to Tiny Tim strum "tiptoe thru the tulips" any day of the week. Ant could kill my mother and he'd still be a better broadcaster/more interesting person than Opie.

God, I wish your daughter loved Anthony as much as you. And when he's done with her stupid ass and drops her like the dumb cunt she is, just like her dad. I wonder if your gonna care if he's a great broadcaster. Oh yeah, he's also a self admitted racist. So, I'm guessing that's why you love him soooooo much. What other racists do you admire?

Anyways, I was just talking about other slogans that Opie could use.

Elvis was a pretty talented racist/kid fucker.. Should I not listen to his music. Thomas Jefferson was a racist I also admire. Your pea brain seems to be having a hard time understanding that liking a person's sense of humor isn't an endorsement of everything in their life. I don't give a shit what anthony does with his time.. He's entertaining on the radio and now on his show.

Pea brain?!? I'm glad you love pedophiles and racists, let's give the kid a hand. Kgt5003 = racists pedophiles.

Yeah Imagine that. I guess the millions of people who go to Disney World each year and watch movie's made by Disney are also racists since Walt Disney was a racist. If ya respect Babe Ruth as a baseball player you are also a racist.. cause he was a racist. Fan of John Wayne movies? Well then you are a racist because he was a racist. Think the Founding Fathers were good guys? Guess again... if you respect them then you, too, are a racist.

Basically what I'm trying to say is that you are a retard. People don't go to baseball games to support the politics/social views of the players. If you can't separate the 2, you are retarded. Can you support gay marriage without fucking men in the ass?

Wow, I don't know who you are trying to convince, me or yourself? Whatever gets you through your day. If you love racist pedophiles, you should scream it from the mountain tops. I don't give a Fuck if he Fucks your stupid fucking daughter or your retarded wife, but don't say that you're not a racist. You Ball less faggot. Be a man about it. Ant has said he's a racist, I have respect for him because I know where he's coming from. But you, who loves him, can't bring yourself to say that you respect where he's coming from but you think he's funny. Makes a lot of sense.

You honestly might be retarded. Are you really going to tell me that everybody who likes Disney World is a racist because Walt Disney was a racist? Can you possibly be that fuckin stupid? You have to be trolling. There is no way you can be this dumb.

I don't care, dude. For real. It's a stupid radio show. For me, at least. For you its some kind judgment of your racism. I could care less. If you still wanna argue about how racist you are we can?

It's a radio show where you somehow think you can tell if people are racist based on whether or not they think Anthony Cumia is funny. You had me going for a minute there.. I thought you were actually retarded but now I think you are trolling. You can't be that dumb.

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Yeah Imagine that. I guess the millions of people who go to Disney World each year and watch movie's made by Disney are also racists since Walt Disney was a racist. If ya respect Babe Ruth as a baseball player you are also a racist.. cause he was a racist. Fan of John Wayne movies? Well then you are a racist because he was a racist. Think the Founding Fathers were good guys? Guess again... if you respect them then you, too, are a racist.

Basically what I'm trying to say is that you are a retard. People don't go to baseball games to support the politics/social views of the players. If you can't separate the 2, you are retarded. Can you support gay marriage without fucking men in the ass?

And this is why I love how BHHHHROOOOOOTAL the sub can be.