Not if it was on fire. I'd light it on fire, though.

Replace "piss" with "shit", and we're good to go

I'd eat a ball of twine then shit out little nuggets and make him wear it around his neck like those things Hawaiians wear.

I would love to, but Bam is in the way.

Sounds like something Patrice would have been into.

opie's more into brown sports.

Jim Norton pisses in his butt

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Is this what you jack off too?

I'd piss on Anthony's it might help with his dilated pores and pock-marks.