"Yes, I would love to do your show, Joe! Driving in will not be a problem! You name the time and we'll make it work! One question...your brother won't be there, will he?"
I don't know what's up with this Opie/Joe thing but Opie has Always built up Joe to be a huge star. I honestly didn't know Joe was a leach until you guys told me a couple months ago. Opie used to talk up Joe way more than Anthony did. I remember Opie used to tell guest that Joe was in the biggest U2 cover band in the country and he's touring other countries and he's even booked at Disney for several months. So that's why I always assumed that Joe was a rich rock star.
So he's basically doing the show for himself. Any time you've given a speech in a class at school, or let's say a small workplace, you've had a bigger audience than Brother Joe does with his show.
I didn't think his show would be a success, but I was guessing he'd get at least a few hundred regular viewers. He has Anthony's fanbase to pull from. Nope. 5.
I took one look at that picture and came to the conclusion that I will never make fun of Lynsi Hughes again. I mean seriously, imagine coming home everyday to a guy that looks like a homeless lumberjack. I couldn't do it.
I agree! She could convince herself that he may be ugly but at least he's now a burly lumberjack. But unfortunately lumberjacks are burly tough men that you don't want to mess with and Ooie is only playing the part.
If they were ever out on the town and some guy messed with her, the only thing Opie would do is tell CSK to save her while hides behind Kenny until CSK has the guy twisted up like a pretzel and then tits will get in the guy's face like the pussy he is and yell "HOWS THAT FEEL? HOWS THAT FEEL MOTHERFUCKER!! YOU TRIED TO PUT YOUR HANDS ON MY WIFE DID YA?".
And then Opie turns to Lynsi and says Baby I would have kicked his ass if Kenny wasn't holding me back.
48 comments
26 thrillated 2015-03-08
They're equally talented.
19 BeerCanThick 2015-03-08
They're both barnacles on the Anthony Cumia whale.
7 thrillated 2015-03-08
Oh, Erock!
0 Moxson4 2015-03-08
Mutha Fuckin' BEERCANTHICK with the Line Of The Day!
20 Me007gold 2015-03-08
The gay pride parade gets stranger and stranger every year.
18 jasonayeiter 2015-03-08
"Yes, I would love to do your show, Joe! Driving in will not be a problem! You name the time and we'll make it work! One question...your brother won't be there, will he?"
6 Genericscreen 2015-03-08
Would be funny if it weren't so eerily accurate. Also Jason A. love you, love the show. Looking forward to more Tell em' Steve-Dave uploads.
11 TankRizzo 2015-03-08
All you would need is Todd Pettingil, Mancow and Maxwell and you could have the shittiest radio version of Captain Planet ever.
8 GleepGlorpFloopdedoo 2015-03-08
Don't forget Jason Ellis.
5 TankRizzo 2015-03-08
Oooh, good one. I hated Opie a little bit more the day he finally admitted that he is the one who vouched for Ellis and everyone else was against it.
4 halareous 2015-03-08
3Edgy5radio
8 shitebarf 2015-03-08
who gives a fuck. i have less respect for coattails cumia then fat tits.
6 Moxson4 2015-03-08
I don't know what's up with this Opie/Joe thing but Opie has Always built up Joe to be a huge star. I honestly didn't know Joe was a leach until you guys told me a couple months ago. Opie used to talk up Joe way more than Anthony did. I remember Opie used to tell guest that Joe was in the biggest U2 cover band in the country and he's touring other countries and he's even booked at Disney for several months. So that's why I always assumed that Joe was a rich rock star.
5 jsmill1 2015-03-08
They bonded over the sorrows of being known as "the less funny one" whenever Ant's around.
4 EYE8OPIE 2015-03-08
Where is ISIS when you need them?
4 Moxson4 2015-03-08
Opie & Joe together? The Meeting Of The Biggest Coat Tail Riders In The World Shall Now Come To Order!
3 little-pete-ferguson 2015-03-08
I think there was a movie made about this called 'The Other Guys'
3 DeafandMutePenguin 2015-03-08
Ant was right. It was just like Blues Bros 2000.
3 MowgliCSM 2015-03-08
Lol could you imagine how beautiful a train wreck it would be if TittyBoy hired Joe in place of Ant?
1 IggysGlove 2015-03-08
Considering how clueless opie is to ant's contribution to the show. He could be confused enough to think that dope is a sufficient replacement.
1 MowgliCSM 2015-03-08
I think it would send Anthony over the edge and everything would come out. It would be amazing.
2 NJPoster 2015-03-08
Okay?
9 [deleted] 2015-03-08
Terrific
2 drexler57346 2015-03-08
How's Brother Joe's show going? Haven't heard a word about it lately.
6 [deleted] 2015-03-08
averaging about 5 views a week
5 drexler57346 2015-03-08
So he's basically doing the show for himself. Any time you've given a speech in a class at school, or let's say a small workplace, you've had a bigger audience than Brother Joe does with his show.
I didn't think his show would be a success, but I was guessing he'd get at least a few hundred regular viewers. He has Anthony's fanbase to pull from. Nope. 5.
8 Moxson4 2015-03-08
Hey Now! Brother Joe is successful. He once had a job with 300 people under him. He mowed lawns at a cemetery.
2 cali_gunner 2015-03-08
Not bad, Hedburgesque.
5 Moxson4 2015-03-08
Thank you! It was the only joke I could think of that related to the similarities with Opie basically Super Sizing Joe's McJob status all these years!
2 dj_dad_dick 2015-03-08
holy fuck you're right http://www.ustream.tv/channel/brother-joe?utm_campaign=l.facebook.com&utm_source=ustre.am%2FPJ7P&utm_medium=social&utm_content=20150308213954
8 bmcnult19 2015-03-08
I want to click on this but I don't want to accidentally give him views
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3 clickclack8 2015-03-08
Wow... should pick up eventually right guys?
1 DeafandMutePenguin 2015-03-08
Still more fans than Vos!
2 kgt5003 2015-03-08
It's the first two members of the League of Amazingly Un-extraordinary Gentlemen.
1 TweetPoster 2015-03-08
@OpieRadio:
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1 AntsCamera 2015-03-08
Opie is too much of cunt to see Anthony, as he would have to acknowledge that he owes his career and lifestyle to a fucking AC Duct fabricator.
Pretty much what a Mexican does. Opie owes his great life to a guy who used to do what Mexicans do for $8 an hour.
ME: you do not know what it is like to have millions of dollars and young kids. Fucking maids always cutting into my "Real Housewives of ...." time.
No wonder he does not trust his illegal south American maids and nannys enough to watch TV shows for show prep.
-4 snoopkhat 2015-03-08
Even BroJoe pushes Tits into the background like an owned bitch.
https://twitter.com/JosephCumia/status/574697441548763137/photo/1
9 MacsDuster 2015-03-08
If you have to try that hard, then just give up.
3 Whirlaround 2015-03-08
I took one look at that picture and came to the conclusion that I will never make fun of Lynsi Hughes again. I mean seriously, imagine coming home everyday to a guy that looks like a homeless lumberjack. I couldn't do it.
6 NotInsane 2015-03-08
There's millions of reasons she stays with Opie.
6 Whirlaround 2015-03-08
Look at the picture again. She isn't being paid enough.
6 Moxson4 2015-03-08
I agree! She could convince herself that he may be ugly but at least he's now a burly lumberjack. But unfortunately lumberjacks are burly tough men that you don't want to mess with and Ooie is only playing the part.
If they were ever out on the town and some guy messed with her, the only thing Opie would do is tell CSK to save her while hides behind Kenny until CSK has the guy twisted up like a pretzel and then tits will get in the guy's face like the pussy he is and yell "HOWS THAT FEEL? HOWS THAT FEEL MOTHERFUCKER!! YOU TRIED TO PUT YOUR HANDS ON MY WIFE DID YA?". And then Opie turns to Lynsi and says Baby I would have kicked his ass if Kenny wasn't holding me back.
2 pissinurbutt 2015-03-08
She hates his fucking guts. But only when she forces herself to remember he even exists
2 TweetsInCommentsBot 2015-03-08
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-10 anthonycurniashow 2015-03-08
He wasn't there.
5 Wsallgood 2015-03-08
Another typo account. So, isn't his great?
-2 anthonycurniashow 2015-03-08
Maybe someone's last name is really Curnia and also an O&A fan.
2 NhaterJR 2015-03-08
Cornia