Patrice addresses Opie's tits, awkward hilarity ensues

30  2015-03-07 by [deleted]

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Yeah the next time someone makes fun of me, I'm just gonna say "Yeeccch" a bunch of times until it gets awkward and then when the conversation changes, I'm gonna jump on it like giddy school boy.

Do you think Ant or Jim ever had to have a word with any of the guests, especially Patrice, about not going after Opie?

Patrice was a bloodhound when it came to sniffing out fakes and liars, so there is not a single doubt in my mind that he clocked Opie pretty quick. I think he reigned it in because he loved doing the show and hanging out with Ant and other comics, but it just seems odd that he would attack anyone and everyone apart from Opie.

Also, recent thing that has made me want to stab Opie's eyes out with renewed vigour: He always talks about how in the first few years of Patrice's appearances "they" were intimidated by him.

Ant disagrees with this every time it's brought up, but Opie continually reiterates the point. Am I fucking crazy or does Opie occasionally let things slip that make you realise he is a much worse racist than Ant ever could be?

Opie is exactly the kind of white guy Patrice talked about hating: the one who is racist but hides it and acts how he thinks a brother acts.

I'm not sure about that, because whenever Patrice was in Opie would keep his mouth shut most of the time. He probably looked at Opie as just a dim dork, not the way we see him. Patrice really had no problem calling out Opie on an over the top lie. Like when he claimed he liked Eminem, Patrice immediately was like, okay, name one line by Eminem then.

True racism is subdued and quiet. So I would agree with your last point.

I love the "what" that was Opie's first reaction. It just struck me as him being shocked that someone would make a joke at his expense.

It's like Rich Vos' "Huh?", or "What's that?"
You heard me stupid.

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I linked to that point in the video. It might not work on mobile though.

Everyone always says that. Does it not work on iPhones or something. Always works fine on my android phone.

Opie's method for deflecting attention away from the beating that Patrice is giving him is to resume the beating they're giving to Tyra.

He's such a menopausal cunt.

Edit: grammar.

Nice edit, you should edit yourself into a ditch for miscarriages.

Okay, very good.

Patrice had even bigger tits than Opie because he was clinically obese and then he died.

Good one.

Is that you, Gregg?

Yes, that's why he said "I have man boobs, like Opie".

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I linked to that point in the video. It might not work on mobile though.