When Jimmy actually gets to sleep, I wonder what his best dream is...

1  2015-03-06 by pissinurbutt

maybe, "Hey Jimmy, Opie isn't coming in today. It's all yours"....?!

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It would be genuine laughter at any of his specials. Or he imagines slithering through the grass at snakespeed.

as much as I love the snake imagery, I really think Patrice had it 100% right when he said something like "Norton's like water, he turns into whatever container he's put in"

Nortons shaped like any container you pour him in

Hahahahha...wow

"Opie's helicopter spun into the Hudson River. There were no survivors."

That he didn't re-sign,the TACS gamble paid off and the fans still loved him.

Jimmy's wet dream is to meet a female comic funnier than him so he can be the woman in the relationship. I love Jimmy but IMO his most annoying quality is his submissive need to worship other people.

YUuCch.....that grossed me out

Probably that time he fucked a black tranny in Jersey bareback.