I'd probably say hi and tell him I was a big fan then I'd leave because there's most likely nothing else he'd want to hear from me.

Tony Tony bo-bony Banana fanna fo-fony Fee, fy, mo-mony. Tony!

Did you just take pictures of me?

You're not as tall as I thought you were.

Hey big man lemme hold a dollar

FOOD.... ALRIGHT!?!?!?!?!

Wanna go hang out at the middle school together?

I would avoid him because I hate to be that fucking guy.

Can I come to the compound and fuck the hot chick who hangs out with that deformed troll LinzBella?

True story, straight face; she's a deformed troll. I heard her call in the other day and say something along the lines of "you like having me around Ant, because I'm cute and I have big tits..."

Usually that's a turn on but knowing what she looks like made me call in sick to work.

Like you wouldn't settle for LinzBella.

I'd awkwardly try to make a joke or show reference and then hear that car crash sound in my head.

I would ask to tousle his individually placed follicles.

If I had actual time to talk to him, I would probably want to hear his honest opinions on race, law, and maybe some historical events. I always wondered why Anthony became more racist and a tad bit irrational as he got older. Again, I don't know if he's playing it up for radio, or if he's a super fuf.

PECKAHS!

What was the nickname for Opie? Or 13 years old? Really?!

Did the show pay/coerce bam to deny the sextape rumor?

I'd like to know why he was disproportionately a dick to intern Frankenberry. One of the few clips where Anthony comes off hate able, even if it is a "work."

I'd tell him that I know that incident with the black hooker was a publicity stunt. Then I'd ask him the real reason why Sirius fired him. He wouldn't like me asking these questions. He's be like "dam this nigga's onto me".

Blink my eye and flash the tattoo. Race war soon boys.

I wouldn't say anything, I'd just get down and slobber on that luscious hog.

Stop taking my picture you white motherfucker!

Can I suck your cock in my tree house?

Anthony say something funny and then I am going to laugh real loud and repeat the funny thing you said and laugh again. Go ahead lets start

I love that there's barely any middle ground in these replies. It's either

"I'd say "Hey man great job" and keep walking"

or

"Love you love the show!!! Hey man can I come around the compound some time and FUCK some of those hot young girls hanging around?? Huge fan what am I keepin you cold tsss"

Love you, love the show.

Seriously though, I would say that I have a miserable job and hate my life because of it, and I appreciate 10-11+ years of his entertainment that makes my work day just a little bit better. Then buy him a beer. Corny but probably how I would do it. MAYBE bother him for a pic with me, if the vibe felt right.

Hey big fan I'll leave you alone because you probably get this all the time

"I hope you weren't kidding when you said it was ok if I came."

Hey pissy eyes!

I'd call him a bummer for eating all the ice cream sandwiches.

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Opie has been burying you, mischaracterizing you and snubbing you for 9 months. CRUSH HIM ALREADY! RADIO WAR!

Allright

Love ya miss ya!

"Hi Ant! I'm a big fan of yours, Good luck with the new show" Then leave him the fuck alone.

TRY THE WINE.......

I've met him before and I panicked and told him I was a big fan and that he inspired me to get into radio it was disgusting

Id probably challenge him to a fist fight.

more like you'd challenge him to fist you, youre so in love with him.

What a joke.

Stop charging for your show and make it free to get more exposure

Of course Carcetti wants to give more shit away for free.

I would ask him if I could hang at the compound and fuck one of his white trash teenage girlfriends

How does it feel to be the pathetic old man hitting on chilrens? And how do you feel when your racism got you shit canned, how long till you have to sell the house and cars?

I get annoyed with the people on here who act like Ant is a piece of shit for hooking up with teenage girls. The people that act like they would take the moral high ground are Frauds! I think every straight single male would love to be in their 50's and know all they have to do is flash money and show their mansion and have teenage girls slobber all over their cocks like a retard eating ice cream cake! I'm 36 and I would do that now!

He was buying gifts for a 14 year old, or so he thought.

I must admit I've never heard of this. What happened?, When?, and is this some made up bullshit? I'm not calling anyone a liar, I just never heard this.

Some blog from Ants old girlfriend.

Mother Fucker, I was t talking about Eceryone on here, just a couple people.

Like you wouldn't settle for LinzBella.

True story, straight face; she's a deformed troll. I heard her call in the other day and say something along the lines of "you like having me around Ant, because I'm cute and I have big tits..."

Usually that's a turn on but knowing what she looks like made me call in sick to work.