If opie had balls he would...
0 2015-03-02 by [deleted]
Create a torpid sloth themed shirt. Not even kidding that's how I would handle it if I were him. But he is too dumb and insecure.
0 2015-03-02 by [deleted]
Create a torpid sloth themed shirt. Not even kidding that's how I would handle it if I were him. But he is too dumb and insecure.
11 comments
7 BeerCanThick 2015-03-02
A Torpid Sloth doll with a little sound making device in it.
You squeeze and you hear all of his "greatest catchphrases."
"I worked for the mafia legit."
"I could have been a model"
"Pocket Money"
"Lil bit, lil bit, just a taste"
"NIIIIIICE!"
"I like to take a peek every now and again."
"Period!"
"HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON!"
"PAUSE!"
"I GOT THE GAME, I GOT THE GAME!"
"SNOWAY!"
6 justchippinyaaaa 2015-03-02
I was in the mafia one time my name was Lil' Chippy D. I was a hitman!
4 Knightscribe 2015-03-02
"*sniff"
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1 cosmo1987 2015-03-02
doesn't understand a joke "haha... bravo, bravo"
0 [deleted] 2015-03-02
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5 c0up0n 2015-03-02
Erock should make a torpid sloth tshirt in response to the slobbo shirts. I would buy a torpid sloth shirt from one of you if 50% of the profit went to erock.
9 xJaysusx 2015-03-02
ME: The Slobbo t-shirt has nothing do with Erock. Can't have him thinking that it is 'cause then he'll want a taste.
5 stinkskc 2015-03-02
Can't believe he spun it like that. What a doucgebag
3 little-pete-ferguson 2015-03-02
He'll have to split the $6 he's made from selling T-Shirts
2 grownupcum 2015-03-02
He wouldn't have tits.
2 EYE8OPIE 2015-03-02
He's got 2 kids, he doesn't have time to listen to another hater on TACS
2 OpiesBreasts 2015-03-02
If he had balls, Bam wouldn't have had to knock up his gold digging trash wife for him.