Jeffrey Gurrian is the absolute worst. Here he is making a fool of himself with billy burr

19  2015-03-01 by maynardsabeast

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This is the only man I fucking hate more than Opie.

Gurian is a dirtbag and a ghoul. He ruined almost every Thursday of Ron and Fez for a year. God, how I hate him.

"Ever since I was 7, I knew I was a healer."

Did ya?

He cleanses people of their insomnia.

GIVE YOURSELF A BELL!

Jesus he's depressing.

At least he didn't comment on Bill's "aura" .. yuck

One of the reasons that I gave up on R&F. Gimmick/work or not, he's unlistenable.

He hasn't been there in a while now that I think of it.
I might be wrong but I don't remember one Gurrian appearance in 2015

He was in once but they left his mic off the whole time.

Fuckin Ronny B

You gave up on R&F because of JG appearances? You mustn't have been much of a fan to begin with.

NEVER turn your back on Ronnie B.

Not just because of that. The guests were awful when I stopped listening, Fez was nonexistent, Shelby stopped being interesting and Ron's favorite pastime was motherfucking Chris Tanley for not reading his mind. It was a far cry from the ESD/Black Earl/Kenny Allen days and no longer held my interest.

I think he's only on like one hour a week, and sometimes not even that.

One of Opie's few redeeming moments after Ant's firing was on their first show back from Montreal, he asked "does Jeffrey Gurian know what a BOTHER he is? " and shit on Gurian for a while.

Comedy tick.

I always hate re-listening to Black Philip and having to relive him ruining the last couple episodes.

This is exactly the same thought I had when watching this video. He's awful.

He's seriously asking the interviewee to come up with/fix his question. What the fuck.

beats your average boring shitty red carpet interview.

Gurian is annoying but I can't get enough of these hideously cringey interviews he does with comedians. I'm not sure anything will beat the Larry David one but he certainly looks like he's trying!

How desperate for attention do you have to be to voluntarily post that absolute failure of an interview?

What is it with radio guys and the need to have retarded-ass hair?

Bill is a tough guy to talk to if you're not one of his guys. I've seen him dozens of times out here, I watched him build that entire hour he just did all last year and it was amazing.

Im friends with friends of his, so sometimes I'll get to hang around him a bit and if you talk to him he looks you up and down just like he looks at Jeff in the beginning, he's like a Terminator getting all your vitals & stats in case you fuck up and he has to cut you down.

One time after a show I wanted to ask him if he would be in the Funny Or Die skit I was putting together, and he gave me the "side eye" the whole time I was waiting to talk to him, I didn't want to interrupt any conversations he was having. The whole time I was like "fuck, I don't want to do this," and when I finally got to him he was like "Hey man, what's up. What's going on" and looked really suspicious. I asked him, but forgot he was going to Montreal. I'll never forget the look he gave me, Im like "I adore this man, and I'm fucking bothering him." I never wanna be 'that guy' again.

Bill is a cranky old bastard. He's just "had it." I don't think he's comfortable with the level of fame he's hit, he's just a blue collar guy.