sunscription why doesn't he have a moonscription or somethinnnnn KNNNNNN

or a daughterscription i dunno just riffin

Shuuuurrreee

Double suns cocksucka

Good one chip

Shit beat me to it

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Yeah or a sunsBLOODtion DVV DVV double sickle cells

sunscription tss he better has sunlotion or somethin or his tits get burned tsss

Or better yet he fucking doesn't and gets tit cansah or suntin tssSSS

FUcKInn dIiiiIIIeEEee

ME: Don't have time to watch it, i have a wife and kids you KNOW?

Actually, I don't think TACS has any sunscribers.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go outside and enjoy the sub.

I used to think that, but I'm really warming up to it.

opie has a tacs sunscription, it renews moonthly tss

He has a moonscription, go ahead

Reading this I almost heard the faint clap clap off mic.

I'm sure he would take a peek if he could get a taste.

I think if he got a lil taste, lil bit lil bit, he'd be all in.

No he spent all his savings on a new house. His wife only allows him one treat per week

I would bet he does

He has a subscription to the fucking Kardashian shows, or housewives shows, and anything else his wife watches.

All that fucking money and one TV in the house, me and my bitch watch shit in different rooms all the time, we do not need to be up each others asses constantly.

I cannot blame him for wanting to constantly watch his wife, only thing keeping her put is his bank account.

That is all he needs to be a relevant morning zoo broadcaster

Nah man he cant make it out to Long Island

Who the fuck cares?

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