What if Sam has been slipping estrogen hormones into Opie's food for months?
24 2015-02-28 by [deleted]
- Increasing gay interests (reality shows, hole sensibilities etc)
- Nationwide commercial verge-of-tears sniffle
- Accelerating breast growth
- The turkey noise
- Fixation with getting masculine validation from Florentine
Looks like Bruce Jenner's gonna have a late-in-life pal
15 comments
11 SpudsCuckley 2015-02-28
Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
7 JutsinBabber 2015-02-28
I actually maintain an edge-pushing comedic blog
7 AlchemyWizard 2015-02-28
tssss....Hormones, why not, like, slut screams. FAWK YEH!
2 albusb 2015-02-28
Oh Chip... Everyone knows you can make a vitamin, but you can't make a hormone.
0 cali_gunner 2015-02-28
I hope you didn't spend yourself for the day, Chip.
4 dochattan 2015-02-28
Pity he hasn't been slipping testosterone into his own food.
4 PokeredFace 2015-02-28
That turkey sound was a beautiful thing. It's a shame Jimmy didn't start a wheezy laugh and ask fatso to replay it. Anyone have a link?
Edit: Found it.
3 TroyMacClure 2015-02-28
Same hormones Sam takes right? He took something to turn himself into the disaster he is today.
1 cali_gunner 2015-02-28
Sam looks like Rocky Dennis post-gender reassignment.
2 spinuch 2015-02-28
The jokes on him. Now tits is more powerful than ever.
1 [deleted] 2015-02-28
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1 marsgamingchannel 2015-02-28
Nah I think if anything Opie was taking some mild steroids earlier in life to enhance his workouts and now nature is taking over.
1 RealRockTV 2015-02-28
i love that the .3 second long turkey noise that some random guy timestamped a month ago is still so well remembered and you can just casually reference it and people know what you're talking about. this sub just gets things right sometimes.
0 ONAFan2014 2015-02-28
He's eventually gonna be a fan of The Big Bang Theory. Hopefully Florentine says "Fuck you" if that happens.
0 analogchild 2015-02-28
What?
You dummy.
-1 MonsteRain 2015-02-28
Operation Opetta