Hey guys, have you ever...

8  2015-02-28 by Dannyprecise

...climbed the ropes in gym class in high school, and been so aroused by the rope rubbing against your teenage dick that you actually managed to cum in your pants by the time you've reached the top?? No? That didn't happen to everyone? Oh, because it happened to Opie. Well, at least he claims this happened to him. Amazing, didn't realize something like that could even happen...maybe I wasn't using my dick right back in the late 90s.

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5  Opesterfan 2015-02-28

lol. Such a Normesque joke.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JevTVHJFWPQ#t=67m55s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RLhgUYVIsk#t=75m41s

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12  EskimoEscrow 2015-02-28

Wait... is this an actual story he told? Please tell me it's not.

8  IbDotLoyingAwright 2015-02-28

Yeah exactly, you weren't using your dick right. You probably still aren't. Fuckin freak.

7  DeryDerpette 2015-02-28

DVVT DVVT

5  K1bbler 2015-02-28

Imagine the horrific rope burn he sustained between his blossoming teenage jugs.

3  BlazingMuffin 2015-02-28

Looks like it would feel fantastic right?

3  shameofyou 2015-02-28

Choose the skateboard and you will join me, choose the empty Lean On Me Cereal box and you join your mother's helper in death.

3  suchanjv 2015-02-28

I remember tits telling Jim and Jim that he once got some (insert sorority name here, I forget) pussy. You could tell by the tone in his voice that he was full of shit and Florentine could tell he was fuckin bullshitting but never did call him out on it. This happened shortly after the show resumed without Ant. Wish I could find the exact clip. There was an uncomfortable silence in the room after this story.

3  xxmikekxx 2015-02-28

Oh shit, I just remembered a story that Opie told many times. Maybe should be it's own thread.

Do you guys remember how he said the coach had a hole in his wall to look into the girls shower? Like fuckin "Porkys". He said all the guys knew about it & would use it. He even boasted "so I've seen every girl in my high school naked". This is a real story he's told more than once

3  BRUTAL_ANAL_RAPE8888 2015-02-28

I remember that

2  Speclester 2015-02-28

Audio?

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