I really hate those new show rejoinders: "Now with less urine", etc.

25  2015-02-28 by mahalo_merci

And the one that one that says "They can buy things you can't afford" or something. I know it's "PART OF THE BBBBIT" but most of those things are fucking stupid and enraging.

"Don't you wish you had your own show? Well, THEY do!" Dumb as fuck.

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Steve C was the only person in O&A history to ever have good production. Everyone else was terrible

Yessssssss, it lacks my razzle dazzle.

Steve C leaving the show is something that's almost never mentioned but yet was quite significant to the downward spiral of the show. Great production, and the perfect eccentric creep to have around the studio. He really fit the show.

Steve C, Than, D-Boi and Danny were the best production guys. The current crop doesn't hold a candle to 'em.

Ant should hire Steve C!

RIP In peace at the ATM machine. Yessssss. What a good fucken sport.

Nah he wasn't funny and was just a Long Island numetal proto-neckbeard dork with woman issues. Steve was embarrassing.

The production is going to suck for the foreseeable future.

Rrrrraaaamoonneee. These producers smell like a pile of steaming shit.

Rrrrrraaaaamooooonnnneeee, these producers should finger their assholes with Freddy Kruger gloves.

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I'd like to throw Black Earl in the mix for 'Best Producer'.

I loved Earl. He was such a weirdo, he made great radio for just being a guy to goof on

Those sucked too. Those might have been the worst. They've always been bad.

"Now with less of everything you enjoyed that got you to listen in the first place"

"They can buy things you can't afford"

They have to say SOMETHING about Opie, and what the fuck can you say about him that's positive other than his goddamn money?

Remember "We Are The World"? Remember the ONLY thing Opie HAD was "Give yourself a bell"? What a fucking classic. Thanks, Opester.

hahaha, this really made me laugh. the "give yourself a bell" for the bit always made me wonder what else Op could do to contribute for it, but there was nothing.

It's pretty much a guarantee that his pointless and unfunny contributions, and especially the puzzled expression and wrinkled up noses they all get as a reaction, are top level Kaufman genius in his mind. Probably lays in bed at night with his dopey frat douche grin and pictures Andy in his grave with the same grin, sending out karmic images of patting him on the back and saying "ya done good, Op."

The "Now with less urine" is okay.

But "They can buy things you can't afford" and "Don't you wish you had your own show? Well, THEY do!"? Good Lord, Gregshells totally needs to be kicked off that fucking throne of his.

Oh, and fuck Stern. He's as bad, even though his doesn't have rejoinders that wave their dick in our faces.

We need to knock those nerd followers of his off their perch. Once they're gone, Opie can see what Gregshells is doing to the O&A brand.

Good Lord.

Never heard them as I don't listen to things I don't like.

Sam and Opie like them. And they know funny. They are radio professionals.

You'd think Sal was still around with production pieces this bad.

Trot is not funny and lies about his sex stuff... maybe not 100% lies but a good 50-75% BS bump to make it interesting. Troy is Tucker Max

They are pretty bad but it is the constant WOOSHING that annoys me, it is always WOOSH song, WOOSH a break

Troy's obnoxious as fuck.

"Opie and Jim, now with 100% less talent"

If you want to start promoting Stern then just do it, a lot of people here are ready to switch to something else.

As bad as O&J is, it's still not as bad as the Stern show is now. It's literally an old Jewish woman talking about her cats and America's Got Talent.

It's not even that bad. The show was already bad before Ant got fired and now it is ten percent worse and we have two mediocre shows going side by side and a bunch of idiots acting like it is the Russian civil war.

If I'm being honest, I find O&J tolerable for background noise most days. TACS is occasionally hilarious, but inconsistent.

Unfortunately that is pretty accurate. He hangs out with celebrities now, so after he is on vacation (again) for 3 weeks he'll talk about what he was doing with Jimmy Kimmel in LA.

If you want to listen to something else, then turn on Howard 101 and listen to the old shows. That is where I was before just canceling SiriusXM.

Hell, Sirius could fire Howard and O&J tomorrow and I'd be happier with the content if they just played old Howard and O&A bits instead.

I agree...I'll take the occasional gold from Jimmy and put up with the awfulness of Opie before I ever tune in to Howie again

I'll take neither.

tbh there never was a radio war, it was just one side bashing from oqie trying to get stern to respond, even jay mohr said so

You know...it really isn't the first thing they need to focus on.

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Better than the FU line.

Gey

I like these rejoinders better:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfZHQRV9riU

Good stuff starts at 4:00 mark.

fuck a commercial. i download my shit like a pirate. you fools should too. what kind of dick pays for this garbage?

Exactly why I pirate TACS

go fuck your dead mother

Calm down! Take Anthony's cock out of your mouth and think about what you said. Go home tell your stupid wife and dumbfuck kids that you're a failure who gets mad because of a radio show, go to your bathroom and end it.

What about that one " do you like getting beaten with a garden hose? Then you will love the opie and anthony show "

Something like that. It was the worst ever.

I'll take neither.