When Anthony went back to Sirius to clear out his belongings...
7 2015-02-26 by onlongisland
Do you think they sent a security guard up to watch him and make sure he didn't take any company property? And when he was about to carry his cardboard box out the front door security told him that he needed to be patted down. Then Anthony said, "You have to be joking, Teddy. I've known you for 9 years. I bought your daughter braces!" And Teddy just gave him a blank stare. And as Ant was patted down, a single tear rolled down his cheek because he was a broken and afraid man.
18 comments
12 chris2webby 2015-02-26
Yes, I think that's what happened.
11 CowsAreCurious 2015-02-26
Opie probably packed it up for him to get him out of there as quickly as possible.
10 [deleted] 2015-02-26
All that for one eye popping jiggaboo stress ball.
3 jimcozad 2015-02-26
I want one
1 little-pete-ferguson 2015-02-26
Opie even hired a U-Haul for him- he's a good guy like that!
1 cali_gunner 2015-02-26
How good would an eye popping Jim Norton stress ball be?
6 jimcozad 2015-02-26
Best post ever
5 jbaconbits 2015-02-26
I assume Anthony didn't have any belongings at Sirius to pick up in the first place.
5 GleepGlorpFloopdedoo 2015-02-26
What about his slide whistle?!
4 infantinemovie5 2015-02-26
He played it on his way out.
5 HenryjamesHutley 2015-02-26
The ant goes marching one by one
2 Rondog01 2015-02-26
It's like I can actually hear it.
4 AzraelApollyon 2015-02-26
That's pretty standard for most work places I think. You'd be surprised how many disgruntled faggots like to steal or break shit on their way out the door.
3 theonewholeads 2015-02-26
I would.
-7 aesthith 2015-02-26
I wonder if he wakes up every morning thinking he woke up late for work only seconds later to realize that he is jobless and his life is on a downward spiral, thinking to himself "what have I done".
12 anthonycumiashow 2015-02-26
Ha, yeah, that's what I'm doing.
1 bimpy 2015-02-26
He admits it!!
2 BigDummy666 2015-02-26
Quit projecting onto Anthony.
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5 GleepGlorpFloopdedoo 2015-02-26
What about his slide whistle?!