Who will live longer? Anthony Cumia or Artie Lange?

0  2015-02-25 by FleamanXM

Which self-destructive asshole will become worm food first?

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Remember when Ant took a break from drinking a while ago? Yeah, well, he never started again. He drinks fake beer on camera to maintain his persona. Also Rogan hooked him up with his HRT guy. The guy's in phenomenal condition and his cock's never been harder.

The amount of legal pharmaceuticals available to an MMA fighter must boggle the mind.

Mother fucking aryan blood filters.

Hi I'm the real Flea. Not whoever this is posing as me.

how u knoe dis

Anthony actually looks pretty good lately.

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I would say my dick, but honestly that thing has been dead for years.

Ant does seem to work out and has an urge to keep maintaining his lifestyle of having fun and banging 18 year olds. He doesn't look too bad for his age either.

I think it's the impact of his daily viagra use on his heart we're concerned for.

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Ant...My guess is one of Ant's young gals will 'accidentally' shoot him while he's singing karaoke. I'm wondering how soon people would turn that into Opie's fault as well...