He's Upper Middle America. Every time he talks about his family life I just picture a bunch of stupid white kids running out of a Range Rover into an Applebee's.
Especially not after you grill it, but before you grill it. He had corn syrupy knockoff grocery store barbecue sauce just burning and carmelizing all over the steaks. Erock is fat and Roland is a destable glutton, but they were right. Opie took a really long time to throw steaks in the garbage.
The food pigs. Bring in the food pigs. Who don't pour chocolate syrup on their $30 a pound steak. SORRY I DIDN'T INFUUUUUSE IT. Fuck I hate him. How 'bout next time you wait til I'm BACK so I can stare at you and make passive aggressive comments about your job? EWWEHH I DIDNT INFUSE IT WITH WHIP CREAM. God dammit Opie fucking sucks.
I remember this show and how much it made me hate Opie.
Opie gets all greggshells defensive about his meal. Well no shit - you don't season steaks with fucking BBQ sauce. I'm a "to each their own" guy but - that shit doesn't belong on steaks after you grill it, much less before.
Ant would have just paid a caterer like a real self made man.
Seriously, this clip is a perfect example of what an absolute classless, shit-tasted dunderhead Opie is. Even if one does enjoy sugary BBQ sauce all over steak, they don't put it on BEFORE grilling. Fucking idiot. I'm surprised he didn't cook them well-done.
EDIT: Just got to the part where he says he did overcook it. Of course he did.
Its been a while since self-absorbed mental health patient Opie has had to consider anyone elses feelings. "Hurp I like BBQ sauce on my steaks!"*Proceeds to dump that sugary junk on *all of the steaks*
He's the king of his own domain on the show and everyones scared of his sensitivities. His wife is a total dependent and likes him because of his bank account.
Because of his greggshells - nobody calls him out too harshly on his bullshit, so his ego is never checked and therefor runs wild.
In addition, foodies are the most insufferable people. Roland exemplifies this. Poor guy can barely breathe when he sleeps because he's morbidly obese.
11 comments
9 jbaconbits 2015-02-24
What kind of piece of shit puts BBQ sauce on a steak?
10 breadmoccasin 2015-02-24
He's Upper Middle America. Every time he talks about his family life I just picture a bunch of stupid white kids running out of a Range Rover into an Applebee's.
3 spud10 2015-02-24
Oh my god, this mental image fuels my hatred for Millenia
6 BeerCanThick 2015-02-24
Especially not after you grill it, but before you grill it. He had corn syrupy knockoff grocery store barbecue sauce just burning and carmelizing all over the steaks. Erock is fat and Roland is a destable glutton, but they were right. Opie took a really long time to throw steaks in the garbage.
4 breadmoccasin 2015-02-24
The food pigs. Bring in the food pigs. Who don't pour chocolate syrup on their $30 a pound steak. SORRY I DIDN'T INFUUUUUSE IT. Fuck I hate him. How 'bout next time you wait til I'm BACK so I can stare at you and make passive aggressive comments about your job? EWWEHH I DIDNT INFUSE IT WITH WHIP CREAM. God dammit Opie fucking sucks.
5 IggysGlove 2015-02-24
This might be the dumbest thing opie ever did. It's retard behavior.
4 spud10 2015-02-24
I remember this show and how much it made me hate Opie.
Opie gets all greggshells defensive about his meal. Well no shit - you don't season steaks with fucking BBQ sauce. I'm a "to each their own" guy but - that shit doesn't belong on steaks after you grill it, much less before.
Ant would have just paid a caterer like a real self made man.
3 dankfranklin 2015-02-24
Seriously, this clip is a perfect example of what an absolute classless, shit-tasted dunderhead Opie is. Even if one does enjoy sugary BBQ sauce all over steak, they don't put it on BEFORE grilling. Fucking idiot. I'm surprised he didn't cook them well-done.
EDIT: Just got to the part where he says he did overcook it. Of course he did.
4 spud10 2015-02-24
Its been a while since self-absorbed mental health patient Opie has had to consider anyone elses feelings. "Hurp I like BBQ sauce on my steaks!"*Proceeds to dump that sugary junk on *all of the steaks*
He's the king of his own domain on the show and everyones scared of his sensitivities. His wife is a total dependent and likes him because of his bank account.
Because of his greggshells - nobody calls him out too harshly on his bullshit, so his ego is never checked and therefor runs wild.
1 NoirMagieGateau 2015-02-24
While Opie is totally retarded, Food Pig is still one of my favorite Roland names.
1 LemonQuarks 2015-02-24
Filet steaks in BBQ sauce?? Interesting.
In addition, foodies are the most insufferable people. Roland exemplifies this. Poor guy can barely breathe when he sleeps because he's morbidly obese.
3 spud10 2015-02-24
Oh my god, this mental image fuels my hatred for Millenia