Opie's much worse. Jim knows drugs and booze just aren't for him. Opie also knows it, but needs to maintain an "edge" by talking about grapefruit beer and baby hitssss

Is grapefruit beer like Radler (mixture of beer and grapefruit juice) ? (cuz that sounds kinda tasty on a hot day) is it more like a flavored beer like some sort of pumpkin ale?

I don't know what it is exactly. Grapefruit beer does sound refreshing. It also sounds like something someone who doesn't enjoy the taste of beer would drink.

It is one of the most candy assed drinks in the world. Its fruity nonsense for housewives that isn't even 3 percent alcohol. Laying in a pile of garbage drinking Natty Ice with Lady Di would be more dignified.

Plus, you might get anal

Only on weekends. In the 80's.

On a door in an abandoned building

I'd pop a natty with lady di "for the goof"

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WHAT

DON'T WHAT ME!!

Sounds like a party, want to fuck on top of a rotting head of lettuce and a maxi pad?

shows off a 30 pack of Nasty Ice

Dignified in the hardcore alcoholic circles?

According to faggot Florentine, "nobody drinks beer for the taste." Oh we don't? Why don't you wind down with an ice cold wine cooler you fucking panzy.

Sorry for hijacking to yell at Florentine.

Florentine hates everything except for Starbucks coffee and plain hamburgers.

It's just a fucking dumb statement. If it was his typical attitude of "things I don't do are lame/faggoty/for 8 year olds" then fine, but as it is he's just blatantly wrong. Shit on beer snobs all you want but does he not realize they exist?

I don't hate Florentine like some people do though. Hard to come up with great material on that lifeless of a show, and almost never listen so I haven't been over-exposed to his appearances.

Yeah I don't hate Florentine either. He's great sprinkled in here and there. I loved that CD he made with his shit jokes on it. I don't think anybody else has done something like that.

can't get enough of those hip weed dad posturing tidbits. DIDJA SCORE? WHYYYY NAAAWT?

It also sounds like something someone who enjoys the flavor of penises would drink.

oqie would certainly be referring to radler, the official swill of momjeans gunthavers.

There is indeed very legit actual grapefruit beer, like Ballast Point Grapefruit sculpin, but that's 7% and he needs to get up in the morning

Kids don't understand hangovers.

I have had real german radler that was darn good, has to be different.

According to faggot Florentine, "nobody drinks beer for the taste." Oh we don't? Why don't you wind down with an ice cold wine cooler you fucking panzy.

im not sure what opie is referring too because he is vague. but Radler is fucking delicious.

It's a super bright pinking orange package touting 2.5% abv. Called Schewensomethin'

Schofferhofer

Schofferhofer grapefruit is a unique combination of sparkling wheat beer and refreshing tangy fruit juice. Mix of 50% Schofferhofer wheat beer and 50% grapefruit juice.

2.5% ABV

It's tasty because juice is tasty, but it's not for people who actually enjoy beer.

Grapefruit beer is usually just beer brewed with grapefruit or grapefruit peels. Or he could be referring to a summer shandy which is what you're thinking of (beer mixed with grapefruit juice).

Jim knows shit. Jim knows that he got neurotic about alcohol when he was seven years old.

No jimmy doesn't, this half fag has been sober since he was fucking 17. He didnt even make it til legal drinking age and gave up everything before his little mushy brain could handle it. Dude knows as much about drugs as i know about cunts, I can find the hole but that's about it

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Jimmy is the fucking expert on drugging.

I bet he been in a bar legally tons of times drinking. I bet he did kilos of coke....

Oh wait, he quit at 18 and preaches down on people now as the Dr Phil (bullshitter) of 12 steppers.

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Opie told Esther Ku yesterday that he smoked a "little bit". Then kind of backtracked and said he hadn't for like 20 years til he took a baby hit on Rogans podcast. Then he said he smoked at a couple concerts recently.... Like the one where he turned down Soder because "he had wake up in the morning"?

He's an awful liar.

I didn't listen to yesterday's show but on Esther's previous appearance (when she diddled herself in the booth) she asked if Opie got high and he said "Un poquito, un poquito. Li'l bit, li'l bit." And it dropped there. I had forgotten about dodging Soder, but Opie also turned down Troy during the first Montreal trip and at the Metallica show. I can understand not wanting to smoke up with Troy and his weird friends (stoners older than 25 are the grossest people on the planet, I have no idea how Doug Benson has any friends) but Opie can't pretend like he's cool with the occasional toke when he's lit-rully taken only one hit in at least the past 10 years.

Stoners over 25? Like Bill Maher, Joe Rogan, George Clooney, Stephen King and Whoopi Goldberg? 'The fuck outta here with your nonsense generalizations.

Are you implying that Bill Maher isn't a gross creep?

No. Just you

He also turned down Troy and a bunch of guys at the live from Cleveland show a couple years back, I remember Troy calling him out on air hard and Opie doing some serious backpedalling. (This was after MONTHS of him claiming how he was 'going to start smoking weed again.')

At that point Im like "Don't you think he'd know enough to never EVER mention weed on the show again?" Or just admit he used to smoke and doesn't anymore? That's a very reasonable sentiment. Doesn't he think people would have a better time with something honest like that instead of listening to him endlessly try to convince everyone he's still an edgy rock jock that smokes pot with the youngsters?

Opie's lies about drugs are endlessly embarrassing.

Sam: You can't just say a room smells like cocaine unless you know what cocaine smells like.

Opie: What does cocaine smell like?

Anthony: Kind of like cat pee; it gives you a post-nasal drip

Opie: OH, Uh, No... don't get me wrong... the Opester did some coke... I don't remember what it smells like...

Didja?

There has to be like tony Montana sized piles of coke in the room to smell it upon entering. It's not tucking hash

It was the same even when Ant was on the show, then they inevitably start talking about Joe Rogan and how much weed he smokes, and that the Opster took a "baby hit" on Joe's podcast.

Yeah its true. they are old men who come from a time of booze and not pot.

Yeah its true. they are old men who come from a time of booze and not pot.

Well pot wasn't really big in the 60s.

good point then I have no theory on why they are such yenntas about it

Opie came from a life of privilege. Blonde-haired boys that worked at country clubs and had cars bought for them at 16 didn't get into drugs.

No, they got into cocaine. And I don't know if you know this, but Opie might have had a little taste, ahem, HE MIGHT HAVE HAD A LIL TASTE. He was a late bloomer. Whatever.

I think its their massive vaginas

You mean the 80's maaaaaahn

Yeah they're blown away by someone like Joe who can smoke weed regularly and still be productive. Jesus Christ, it's not heroin.

This really is the most annoying part. "He smokes weed AND he gets up in the morning ahhaha can you believe it crazy guy!!" Just shut the fuck up Opie and Jim.

Hearing Jimmy and Opie discuss smoking pot anything is cringe worthy

I'm thinking about getting back into pot.

I did it recently on Joe Rogan's podcast...but it was just a couple of baby hits.

Just a taste, just a taste

a li'l bit, li'l bit

I wish they wouldn't discuss pot on the show they might trigger jimmys addiction issues.

Except that grandmothers smoke pot where it's legal and don't act like it's a big thing

One of them has a hard time admitting to "baby hits" and the other is clinging to his religion of sobriety because he once got too drunk when he was 17 years old.

They just shouldn't even talk about it.

I give Jimmy the benefit of the doubt about a reasonable number of his questionable opinions, but the fact he still bangs the SOBER LIVING drum incessantly 3 entire decades after one rowdy teenage summer is so goddamned embarrassing. You ain't an addictions guru nigga, ya can't stop paying for sex daily. The fuck outta here.

Opie adding in his two cents about cocaine or even alcohol is really painful. He tries to portray this illusion that he was some kind of party animal in his youth but you can tell he really has no idea what he is talking about when it comes to abuse

Apparently you didn't check out the empties. Man.

I doubt he was ever really much into drugs or drinking at all, but succumbed to peer pressure. He's a dork who desperately wants to fit in with the "cool kids." He acts like that was a thing of the past, like when he was young and used to brag about drinking (check out the empties mahhhhn), but he's in his 50's and still doing it.

Little bit, little bit

Yeah I've been thinking about getting back into the pot.

ME: I'm all in with a pot show guys!

You mean reefers?

I give Jimmy the benefit of the doubt about a reasonable number of his questionable opinions, but the fact he still bangs the SOBER LIVING drum incessantly 3 entire decades after one rowdy teenage summer is so goddamned embarrassing. You ain't an addictions guru nigga, ya can't stop paying for sex daily. The fuck outta here.