Everyone knows editing's a snap. You film something, then you just loop it in slow mo. BOOM. Viral. Here come the trophies and the envelopesssssssssssssss.

Ask her about her doodies

yuck i just remembered how Opster says "cummsies" what a loser.

Stolen from Jim.

Did jim start saying that in his cute little boy voice hahahahahaha

just a lil taste and I am all in with FCPX

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They're not necessarily going for viral videos, but fuck, add some shoe-gazing obscure indie band's song to your directions and that's Deadspin's exact process.

Jussalittletaste

so many little tastes..

In Opie's mind, radio is only truly creative and worthwhile art form or job in the world and he's the only person in the world who does it the way it should be done.

Also, this is the man who will watch a movie for "the tits" and seeing an actor that he recognizes ruins the illusion and takes him out of the movie.

"Gary oldman just plays Gary Oldman in every role. Really takes me out of the movie"

He's said that about so many versatile and brilliant actors. He probably thinks that about Edward Norton.

Hummana hummana

I remember within the last few years Opie said that we don't really need photographers anymore, since "everyone has a camera on their phone." He certainly knows a thing or two about the arts.

Is this the same douche who sells signed "Sunset Photos"?

lol he would say that.

Technically we don't need Opie since we have Chris Burke , following his analogy.

It's just so classic for him to say that while he literally creates the worst you tube video I have ever seen in my life. And he works for a major media company on top of it.

He manages to be as bad as he is when he is a team member at a part time job with millions of dollars and talented comics in the studio every week. You have to be in awe at how shitty he is. Is that the bit?

I am in awe. It's truly amazing.

Opie is a guy who names his wife as a producer on the project just because she is frineds with bonnie. How pathetic is that. I am sure Lynsi was either giving money to the production (her own actual money, not old man hughes greenbacks) or doing actual producing work like coordinating shoots or overseeing post production session. LOL

He doesn't deserve what little fame he has, the disgusting paycheck he gets, or the life he hit the lottery to achieve.

Watching women aren't funny you can see Opie's theory's in film production noted in the original post on full display in this feature.

Reminder that Opie is also the same guy who said "who ever heard of that movie?" when Paul O brought up The Red Shoes while trying to defend Gap.

lol

Pacing, material and delivery are also things he doesn't give a fuck about. But he did teach me how to chain my dragon, so he'll always have that.

Opie couldn't direct his way out of a paper bag.

Don't forget merchandise tycoon!

werd. he's like the translucent kanye.

the rich irony here is that despite his non-comprehension and quickness to dismissively shun objective quality, oqie is the one who will always be told to "SHUT UP AND PLAY THE HITS, STUPID" because all he could ever do was spin records.

shock and jock shock and jock shock and jock shock and jock shock and jock shock and jock shock and jock shock and jock shock and jock shock and jock shock and jock shock and jock shock and jock shock and jock

I am in awe. It's truly amazing.

Opie is a guy who names his wife as a producer on the project just because she is frineds with bonnie. How pathetic is that. I am sure Lynsi was either giving money to the production (her own actual money, not old man hughes greenbacks) or doing actual producing work like coordinating shoots or overseeing post production session. LOL

Opie couldn't direct his way out of a paper bag.