Craterface Cumia finally gets out of the house because the man hes afraid of stayed home.
0 2015-02-24 by benjamin72
Anthony was so afraid of opie that he didnt go to his good friend jimmy nortons special. Then, nobody wanted him at the patrice benefit, so um, NOBODY CALLED HIM TO GO, lol what a friendless loser. Finally, he finds out Opie is busy for colins shows premier and gets a little courage cause the big bad wolf wouldnt be there to scare him. This man is the biggest pussy on earth.
30 comments
10 keithireland 2015-02-24
I would advise people to ignore this asshole, he is a gigantic troll. Look up his reddit score.
7 cali_gunner 2015-02-24
Don't appeal to the reddit score, most of reddit is 110% faggot and downvotes anything that upsets them. You could, if you pleased, squarely place your judgment on certain (if not all) post contents. Your prerogative.
8 keithireland 2015-02-24
I like the reddit community on the opieandanthony subreddit. I might not agree with them all the time but I find them funny and I rarely get downvoted.
4 cali_gunner 2015-02-24
This is a rare outskirt of reddit where straight men (and Jimmy's diehard fans) can talk freely.
-7 benjamin72 2015-02-24
Calm down sir, people are free to discuss what they please. Certainly nobody needs advice from the likes of you.
6 keithireland 2015-02-24
You ain't discussing shit. What you do is the reddit equivalent of the westboro baptist church.
6 cali_gunner 2015-02-24
This is so true - this sub is a memorial service for Anthony on O&A and Ben is standing behind us with a CUMIA FANS ARE FAGS sign.
-5 Archduke_Liberal 2015-02-24
Listen, buddy, you’ve been pissing me off all night. I don’t know who you think you are, but I’m getting sick of your shit. So enough talk. Let’s do this. Let’s go outside and settle this like emotionally stunted men.
Forget the bouncers. Forget our friends. It’s just gonna be you, me, and our fragile egos that render us incapable of dealing with conflict in a socially responsible manner.
Let’s go, asshole. You’re about ready to see I’m not the kind of guy who just sits back and handles grievances constructively. If you think I’m some pussy who has enough self-esteem to let an insult roll off his back, you’ve got another thing coming. So let’s refuse to calm down or back off and instead allow this situation to spin out of control like the developmentally arrested little boys we effectively are. That is, unless you’re not man enough by the criteria of my very limited and damaging conception of manhood.
Come on, motherfucker. I’m not afraid of you or anything else, with the exception of allowing myself to be open and vulnerable with another human being.
If you don’t get out of my face in the next three seconds I’ll beat you down the same way I’ve beaten down every genuine emotion I’ve ever experienced until the only feeling I’m still able to express is rage. You picked the wrong broken, emotionally insecure guy to mess with tonight, and I think it’s time for a throwdown between your toxic ideas of masculinity and mine.
What the fuck did you just say? Nobody talks to me that way, or in any other way that would challenge my fragile conception of self. What the hell is your problem, man? If it’s the fact that you’re also unable to channel the bare minimum of empathy necessary to resolve this conflict without violence, then you’re in luck, pal.
We can just step out into the parking lot and settle this man to man to inner child still starved for the approval and affection of his distant father.
Oh, it’s on now, you sonofabitch. Tonight, you dredged up a lifetime’s worth of inadequacies that have repeatedly sabotaged my chances of developing into a mature adult, and because I have no other way of dealing with that frustration, you’re about to get your fuckin’ ass kicked. Hell, I’ll even take on your friends, as long as it allows me to continue avoiding a serious examination of the roots of my own anger.
Unless you’ve got a better idea, tough guy.
3 cali_gunner 2015-02-24
Don't mind this autist, it's /u/strider_gerry and one of his many alts he uses to harass me. He's a supreme faggot who got mad in gamingcirclejerk after glancing at my user history, and now follows me around to prove how much of a mentally ill retard he is.
3 ricardo_von_nicht 2015-02-24
haha. I just quickly went through his post history...what an autist.
Whats the story between u 2 man?
2 cali_gunner 2015-02-24
I post in gamingcirclejerk about games for a long time, somewhat recently he got asshurt I was skewering r/ps4, he looked at my history and saw one post I made in watchpeopledie, went batshit like the autistic liberal pussy faggot who lives with his mom that he is, and then he's made seven alts that I can count so far to harass me anywhere I go. /u/californiasucks, /u/cali_gayer, /u/liberal_hillbilly, /u/plzbanthisguy, /u/nyc_liberal, and some more.
3 ricardo_von_nicht 2015-02-24
reddit drama, so lame...
the effort that guys goes through to do what he does is beyond me.
godspeed in your internet battle goodsir.
2 cali_gunner 2015-02-24
There is none. He's a faggot who follows me around to spam threads. Only wanted to take a moment to answer you.
2 ricardo_von_nicht 2015-02-24
I meant the drama and the effort he is making, not you. If he is putting in the effort to follow you around reddit he is half a step away from being retarded.
As I said, have fun with that guys autism, sometimes you cant help but just laugh at certain people.
1 cali_gunner 2015-02-24
I know, pal. (yuck)
1 Cali_gayer 2015-02-24
Just in case you were wondering, I'm not strider Gerry you retarded fuck.
I'm dat username tho , you fucking idiot. God how you have not figured this out is funny as fuck.
1 ricardo_von_nicht 2015-02-24
lol, your buddy just sent me a long winded PM. haha.
0 Archduke_Liberal 2015-02-24
ما اللعنة هل مجرد سخيف يقول لي، الكلبة الصغيرة؟ سآخذ كنت أعرف أنني تخرجت أعلى صفي في الأختام البحرية، ولقد شاركت في العديد من الغارات السرية على قناة - تنظيم، ولدي أكثر من 300 تأكد مقتل. انا تدربت في حرب الغوريلا وأنا أفضل هداف في القوات المسلحة الأميركية بأكملها. أنت لا شيء بالنسبة لي، ولكن مجرد هدف آخر. سوف يمسح اللعنة على وجه التحديد أمثال الذي لم يسبق له مثيل من قبل على هذه الأرض، بمناسبة كلامي سخيف. كنت تعتقد أنك يمكن أن تفلت من هذا القرف قائلا لي على شبكة الإنترنت؟ فكر مرة أخرى، الأبله. ونحن نتكلم يمكنني الاتصال بي شبكة سرية من الجواسيس عبر الولايات المتحدة الأمريكية، وتتبع IP الخاص بك الآن إلى الاستعداد بشكل أفضل للعاصفة، ويطير. العاصفة التي مسح الشيء القليل مثير للشفقة استدعاء حياتك. أنت طفل ميت سخيف. أنا يمكن أن تكون في أي مكان وفي أي وقت، وأنا يمكن أن تقتل لك أكثر من سبعمائة الطرق، وأنها ليست سوى مع زملائي بأيديهم العارية. لست فقط تدربت كثيرا في القتال الأعزل، ولكن لدي الوصول إلى ترسانة كاملة من قوات مشاة البحرية الأمريكية وسوف استخدامه لمداه الكامل للقضاء الحمار بائسة من سطح القارة، القرف قليلا. إلا إذا كنت قد رأيت هذا العقاب غير مقدس تعليقك قليلا "ذكي" كان على وشك أن يسقط عليك، ربما كنت قد أبقى اللغة سخيف الخاص بك. ولكن هل يمكن لا، لم يكن لديك، والآن تدفع الثمن، كنت احمق سخيف. أنا القرف عليك وغضب يغرق فيه. كنت سخيف ميت، طفل
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-1 benjamin72 2015-02-24
He seems confused.
-3 Archduke_Liberal 2015-02-24
ما اللعنة هل مجرد سخيف يقول لي، الكلبة الصغيرة؟ سآخذ كنت أعرف أنني تخرجت أعلى صفي في الأختام البحرية، ولقد شاركت في العديد من الغارات السرية على قناة - تنظيم، ولدي أكثر من 300 تأكد مقتل. انا تدربت في حرب الغوريلا وأنا أفضل هداف في القوات المسلحة الأميركية بأكملها. أنت لا شيء بالنسبة لي، ولكن مجرد هدف آخر. سوف يمسح اللعنة على وجه التحديد أمثال الذي لم يسبق له مثيل من قبل على هذه الأرض، بمناسبة كلامي سخيف. كنت تعتقد أنك يمكن أن تفلت من هذا القرف قائلا لي على شبكة الإنترنت؟ فكر مرة أخرى، الأبله. ونحن نتكلم يمكنني الاتصال بي شبكة سرية من الجواسيس عبر الولايات المتحدة الأمريكية، وتتبع IP الخاص بك الآن إلى الاستعداد بشكل أفضل للعاصفة، ويطير. العاصفة التي مسح الشيء القليل مثير للشفقة استدعاء حياتك. أنت طفل ميت سخيف. أنا يمكن أن تكون في أي مكان وفي أي وقت، وأنا يمكن أن تقتل لك أكثر من سبعمائة الطرق، وأنها ليست سوى مع زملائي بأيديهم العارية. لست فقط تدربت كثيرا في القتال الأعزل، ولكن لدي الوصول إلى ترسانة كاملة من قوات مشاة البحرية الأمريكية وسوف استخدامه لمداه الكامل للقضاء الحمار بائسة من سطح القارة، القرف قليلا. إلا إذا كنت قد رأيت هذا العقاب غير مقدس تعليقك قليلا "ذكي" كان على وشك أن يسقط عليك، ربما كنت قد أبقى اللغة سخيف الخاص بك. ولكن هل يمكن لا، لم يكن لديك، والآن تدفع الثمن، كنت احمق سخيف. أنا القرف عليك وغضب يغرق فيه. كنت سخيف ميت، طفل
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3 GleepGlorpFloopdedoo 2015-02-24
Sorry, your phone crapped out sir.
2 Archduke_Liberal 2015-02-24
Fuck you nigger
-2 benjamin72 2015-02-24
You seem confused.
-6 benjamin72 2015-02-24
Sir, i told you to calm down. Stop judging others and grow up.
5 keithireland 2015-02-24
I feel you get some weird kick out of trolling. The tone of your comments are clearly set up to get a reaction.
8 [deleted] 2015-02-24
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-6 benjamin72 2015-02-24
Why so paranoid sir?
7 adamtensta3 2015-02-24
your father is disappointed in you and your mother stopped loving you years ago.
-5 benjamin72 2015-02-24
looks like i struck a nerve in you huh? And please stop projecting sir, its painfully obvious.
8 Weirdfellas 2015-02-24
Nevermind "sir," nevermind "sir." 'Mr Rothstein' is....good enough for you.
-5 benjamin72 2015-02-24
Thx bro
7 cali_gunner 2015-02-24
This is Cumia anti-fan fiction, Ben.
6 JayEtheridge 2015-02-24
Is this honestly the best you have? You're a tool.
-6 benjamin72 2015-02-24
Calm down sir.
4 rrussom 2015-02-24
Anthony scared of Opie? I dont know what was going through your water filled head when you thought that one up, but i wish it was lead.
2 ThermiteTaint 2015-02-24
Dis guy benjamin72 is apein my style. He should be chimpin it or sumpin tsss tsss
1 cali_gunner 2015-02-24
I know, pal. (yuck)
1 ricardo_von_nicht 2015-02-24
lol, your buddy just sent me a long winded PM. haha.