Fat useless fuck Roland couldn't book his hero from suits Gabrielle Macht himself and wants the fans to ask nicely on Twitter... Let's destroy this relashionship don't forget to @ mention Roland, opieandjimmy

54  2015-02-24 by That70smoke

31 comments

27  DianaKurlan5 2015-02-24

Dumb faggot Roland is a closet case.

11  cali_gunner 2015-02-24

What girl would fuck him? He doesn't have the option not to be.

8  [deleted] 2015-02-24

What anything would fuck him? He doesn't have a option.

6  MarmaladeSally 2015-02-24

Let's be real here: he's an unfuckable slob. No women, man, nor beast would ever fuck him...unless they are into piggin', I suppose.

5  DianaKurlan5 2015-02-24

hey thats me

5  cali_gunner 2015-02-24

No girls will fuck you? Roland couldn't even pay a pro to - could you?

6  DianaKurlan5 2015-02-24

I lost my virginity to a prostitute when I was 23, and have since slept with about 7 different ones. I'm an ugly ass.

10  birdmanisreal 2015-02-24

Well aren't you quite the ladies man

2  cali_gunner 2015-02-24

Ok so you're better off than the mutant Roland.

2  [deleted] 2015-02-24

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-3  cali_gunner 2015-02-24

And if you need to learn about game go to /r/theredpill. Being ugly is no excuse for not getting pussy if you want it. Men are the ugly sex whose faces have been chiseled from generations of fighting and surviving other men trying to kill them. Women are the beautiful sex.

5  bambonk 2015-02-24

phhhtttthahahahahaha

5  xyniphis 2015-02-24

Yeah, cause gay dudes are known for fat acceptance

(And roland is to femme and worthless to be a gay bear)

1  tripleOGkush 2015-02-24

His Mickey Mouse bathroom set was a dead giveaway.

13  K1bbler 2015-02-24

He just plays a cool character on TV. I bet he's a real dud in an interview.

10  Wsallgood 2015-02-24

This will end... poorly.

10  Weirdfellas 2015-02-24

He has CHOSEN...poorly.

"THIS is the cup of a fat, useless fuck."

11  Wsallgood 2015-02-24

Your career. It's-- dying...

9  Jordanyee121 2015-02-24

I hope people don't send pictures of shit dick and suggest that they would rather eat that than watch suits...

6  Slette 2015-02-24

The tub of shit blocked me - never knew that until just now.

6  feignsc2 2015-02-24

HAHAHAHAH

5  dankfranklin 2015-02-24

That show fucking sucks. Figures Roland would love it.

5  DenseMan 2015-02-24

Oh god, please I want this to be taken away from him so bad. I'm 99% sure Roland only pretends to be this "Suits" Super-fan to butter up some publicist he relies on for bookings. And if he really does like that show then fuck him. If I was forced to only watch USA Network for the rest of my life, I'd sit through every interminable 3-hour Raw shit-fest and devour every single episode of "Chrisley Knows Best" before I watched even the opening credits of "Suits." Hell, I'd watch every re-run of "Walker: Texas Ranger" before fucking "Suits."

4  Ricktron3030 2015-02-24

Is this the tweet you meant to post? Where did Roland ask?

3  That70smoke 2015-02-24

The audio is in the last minute of the aftershow if anyone wants to cut it.

2  VeritablyClean 2015-02-24

if anything comes up tomorrow about it I'll clip it

1  TweetPoster 2015-02-24

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1  elpinchecabron 2015-02-24

"relashionship"

are you that fucking retarded?

0  CookieHaid 2015-02-24

Who is this tool, and why did you have me visit his feed?

2  That70smoke 2015-02-24

Because Roland is a fuckboy.

1  CookieHaid 2015-02-24

ME: (in cool-guy voice) GOT-chya.

0  CUNTYMOM 2015-02-24

finally something i can get behind, roland hate.