This is where you see how Chip Chipperson is Jim's way of slyly getting his kicks on Opie, "Scorching" him, as it were. In this clip, he even says "I got viral videos, fuck you."
The only way to make it clearer is if Jimmy point blank stated that Chip is a deconstruction of Opie.
Chip is a cuckolded man with a stupid nickname and annoying catchphrases who bombs 24/7. Is it any surprise that Opie cannot stand this "character?"
Whether or not it's intentional, the awfulness of Chip saying "I'm in the mafia" is literally the exact awfulness of Opie saying he used to be, minus the parody aspect.
His entire voice/delivery/approach when it comes to his "mafia" stories are probably the most telling signs of his blatantly, pathetically fake stories he has come up with in his career, and there is some seriously stiff competition.
Anyone with half a brain could see that the story is 100% fake. And one of the worst things about it is that he didn't even use his lies to come up with an entertaining story for the people who believed his bullshit. He just told a blatant lie because he thought it would make him "cool" or something.
35 years ago he held a golf bag for a guy who drove a Corvette and had his last name end in a vowel and he acts like Donnie Brasco. Of course it is absolutely retarded but nobody can say that Greggshells is being a fantastically bad liar so the best we can get is stuff like Chippy D.
I love how when Opie is even giving Jim douche chills, Jim will start trying to distract with a character. He did the same thing when Opie started talking about Viral Spiral.
opie definitely did work for the mafia. he's such a hardcore badass I bet he was on the way to becoming the don but then he decided he was better off with just a little taste. he didn't wanna go all in.
do you post this title once every few days, or are you being a hack. there is so much circle jerking going on. enough. patrice would have a field day with all the repeated lines in here (another line you all hack from each other)
31 comments
17 clickclack8 2015-02-23
do ya? Good find. This is awful.
8 EskimoEscrow 2015-02-23
14 Perdita101 2015-02-23
Chip: "I got a viral video, fuck you"
That was a little too close to home.
1 bimpy 2015-02-23
Chip had to been influenced by Opie.
12 Augment 2015-02-23
Legit though, legit.
4 DapperDan0979 2015-02-23
Doesn't by virtue of the fact that it was "legit" work mean there's nothing interesting about it?
That's like John Gotti's mailman saying he worked for the mob.
11 ucfgavin 2015-02-23
That is so embarrassing...but damn Chip is hilarious
10 mintwaltman 2015-02-23
Ha, there are some good Chip zingers in there!
11 mintwaltman 2015-02-23
Bob Kelly to Opie: "Did you see Avengers?" Chip: "Fawk Yeah, I was in it!"
What an ass
6 really-wise_-things 2015-02-23
WAss That cock suckahh?
9 BeerCanThick 2015-02-23
This is where you see how Chip Chipperson is Jim's way of slyly getting his kicks on Opie, "Scorching" him, as it were. In this clip, he even says "I got viral videos, fuck you." The only way to make it clearer is if Jimmy point blank stated that Chip is a deconstruction of Opie.
Chip is a cuckolded man with a stupid nickname and annoying catchphrases who bombs 24/7. Is it any surprise that Opie cannot stand this "character?"
5 Flamgirlant 2015-02-23
Whether or not it's intentional, the awfulness of Chip saying "I'm in the mafia" is literally the exact awfulness of Opie saying he used to be, minus the parody aspect.
His entire voice/delivery/approach when it comes to his "mafia" stories are probably the most telling signs of his blatantly, pathetically fake stories he has come up with in his career, and there is some seriously stiff competition.
Anyone with half a brain could see that the story is 100% fake. And one of the worst things about it is that he didn't even use his lies to come up with an entertaining story for the people who believed his bullshit. He just told a blatant lie because he thought it would make him "cool" or something.
6 BeerCanThick 2015-02-23
35 years ago he held a golf bag for a guy who drove a Corvette and had his last name end in a vowel and he acts like Donnie Brasco. Of course it is absolutely retarded but nobody can say that Greggshells is being a fantastically bad liar so the best we can get is stuff like Chippy D.
3 really-wise_-things 2015-02-23
Hahaha. Well said.
8 -Palaver 2015-02-23
I love how when Opie is even giving Jim douche chills, Jim will start trying to distract with a character. He did the same thing when Opie started talking about Viral Spiral.
5 nosefouratoo 2015-02-23
opie definitely did work for the mafia. he's such a hardcore badass I bet he was on the way to becoming the don but then he decided he was better off with just a little taste. he didn't wanna go all in.
4 Djs3634 2015-02-23
Ooooooff I couldn't do it.. I made it about 15 seconds.
3 DapperDan0979 2015-02-23
ME:I'm obviously going for the bit here you DOPES! God I can't believe I even have to explain this! Ffuckin haters are so STUPID
2 really-wise_-things 2015-02-23
ME: Nice try with the HATE!!!!! UGHHHHHHHH!!!! (in the twitter voice)
2 MultiTwentyOne 2015-02-23
Time stamp for mobile?
3 really-wise_-things 2015-02-23
42m26s
2 helobious1 2015-02-23
He should never be allowed to Jocktober anyone.
2 Nibib123 2015-02-23
Did he just say "I'm not a rat" without any hint of irony or sarcasm? EEEEWWWWWW
3 really-wise_-things 2015-02-23
He absolutely did.
1 thermitepaaint 2015-02-23
if it was legit, who the fuck cares? i never understood why this doofus made it a point to say this.
1 ellasmitherson 2015-02-23
Love Bobby Kelly.
1 regis69 2015-02-23
Translation: "The only job I've ever had besides radio was at a country club and I'm desperate to make that sound cool/tough/interesting."
1 Raffles01 2015-02-23
do you post this title once every few days, or are you being a hack. there is so much circle jerking going on. enough. patrice would have a field day with all the repeated lines in here (another line you all hack from each other)
2 really-wise_-things 2015-02-23
I've literally never posted about this topic before.
2 IBison 2015-02-23
you're free to go over to the OpieRadio or OpieandJim subreddit. Those places are regular wild shows!
1 BoardroomBimmy 2015-02-23
Say hack again, free-thinker.
11 mintwaltman 2015-02-23
Bob Kelly to Opie: "Did you see Avengers?" Chip: "Fawk Yeah, I was in it!"
What an ass
6 really-wise_-things 2015-02-23
WAss That cock suckahh?
3 really-wise_-things 2015-02-23
Hahaha. Well said.