Once Brothers

31  2015-02-22 by [deleted]

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Back in the day when Ant wasn't a-scared

Man, I miss Ant's goatee.

That's the thing that bothers me the most about Anthony. He looks like a fucked up Freddy Krueger without his goatee.

The days when he was armed only with a pump shotgun and a rapier. +2 damage! +2 damage!

Get that ass in the air, you troll, I'm about to go aggro!

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Seriously, I saw the episode of Bill Simmons' podcast with Burr recently and Burr straight up looked like an AIDS patient. The Nike golf hat didn't help his case either.

He's like a Make-a-Wish kid.

It looks like a make a wish child taking a final photo with the noble janitor who's been emptying his bed pan for the last 8 months

Can someone tell me what happened? I read Ant's AMA the other day about how he was scared of him and blah blah blah. Did they have some sort of falling out? If so, I certainly don't remember it.

My best guess is since Billy is now married to a black LAY-DEE and Ant has always been a bit passionate of his thoughts on race, it just creates that tension. What do I know though, I'm an idiot.

That's the most likely reason, not an idiotic guess.

They haven't talked and Bill hasn't said a word about him publicly since the firing.

He also went to bat for Derosa the other day saying he'd plug him since he was taking heat online in the ant v derosa battle.

Can you link me to that?

It was on here: http://www.billburr.com/podcast

I don't have the time to find the one. Maybe last week.

They had a good business relationship until billy got too big and didn't need the relationship. And then Bill married a black man. No further explanation needed.

Sickly looking duo.

This is from when they booked that acting gig for medical students. Vitiligo and cirrhosis of the liver, respectively.

Opie went overboard with the Gynecomastia bit.

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Burr looking all hard. Quit posing like yer at a BBQ with yer fambly.

Is that before Burr married a black person incase he needed an out for covering racial material?

Or maybe his close relationships with black people gave him a different perspective which led to said material.

booo....

fucking Booo

this stinks

especially in 2002 when he was mentioning Nia in his act. Best calculative move ever.

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This is all based off of an assumption that Bill is mad at Anthony. If Anthony hadn't been a withering faggot and called Bill months ago, then this wouldn't even be a topic for discussion.

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And Bill could also pick up the phone and call Ant!

He did several times and Ant didn't answer because he's too scared. Jesus, man.

Who told you that Bill called Ant several times? That's the first I've heard of that. All I've heard from Everybody is Bill just says He knows my number.

Ant himself said it.

I don't have time to read your whole posts because they are long as fuck. Here's some facts.

We don't know that bill is mad at Ant. There's no reason to believe that. Bill doesn't gossip on his show. He doesn't use names when he tells stories. He's not gonna bring up any drama on the show.

Bill has tried to call ant. Ant is too afraid to talk to him. Ant had plenty of time to return bills call before the Patrice benefit, and maybe bill was calling to invite him. Who knows?

Bill never said or acted "butt hurt"

You are assuming everything.

They had a pretty good fight about Anthony's racism on air once. It was on YouTube in 2 or 3 parts. Anthony kinda backed down then, too

Not really, Burr asserted that he won the argument because Ant halfway insulted him.

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Maybe, in Bill's mind, Archie Bunker transformed into David Duke, and he just doesn't want to associate with someone like that. You gotta admit that "They're not people" out on an island like it was, looked pretty damn bad. Why should he blindly support a guy who might think he's into bestiality? It's on Ant to pick up the phone and explain himself.

NOTAKEOUT If Bill doesn't want to associate with someone like that, and if he doesn't want to blindly support someone like that, Fine! So dont use them to get what you want and then all of a sudden act shocked because your now a star and he said something racist! He already knew Ant was racist the Hundred times he was on the show.

That would be like Bill doing a hundred shows with Jimmy and then after getting big, Bill saying "I can't believe Jimmy just mentioned he likes trannies and having a hooker shit on his chest! I'm offended! It would be Impossible for Bill not to know that.

As far as Ant should pick up the phone and call Bill, most people say that. My question is Why should Anthony have to be the one to call sensitive Bill? Is it because Burr is such a huge star & celebrity? Should Ant call Bill's people and make an appointment for a meeting? They're friends. Ant shouldn't have to call Bills new agent & publicist for a meeting. A comic of all people should have said "He's my friend, although I don't share his views, but his views are well known. Anthony didn't have a problem with what Ant tweeted, Bill is the one that was butt hurt. And if Bill Wasn't butt hurt as some people suggest, then he would have said so in the last 7 Months.

Should Ant call Bill's people and make an appointment for a meeting? They're friends. ant shouldn't have to call Bills new agent & puicist for a meeting.

Here's what Opie said on twitter on 2/12:

Keith reached out to Bill, Bill said Ant has his number, Ant never called Bill...that's all I know

We're paying $6.95 a month to a fucking pussy.

I agree with you there about the $6.95!! As far as Burr just saying He knows my number. How fucking pompous is that? Ant did Nothing to Bill! I don't know how a Bill can fit through a door with that big ass head. And Anthony is playing right into Bills hands by publicly kissing Bills ass on the radio. Ant, If you're reading this STOP IT!!

I want to make one thing clear to everybody. This is Not about Ant! I'm not an Ant fanboy trying to protect him. It's just the principle of someone forgetting where he came from and biting the hand that fed him for years. I fucking Despise Opie! But if you notice I include his name Everytime I use Ant's, because Ant just represents a person who helped him but now all of a sudden Bill can't call Anthony, Anthony has to call Bill. He sure didn't mind calling Anthony when he needed to sell tickets to some shit comedy club several years back!

If Bill was in the same situation with that faggot Opie, I would absolutely defend Opie as well! I guess loyalty only applies if it's convenient.

How drunk are you?

I don't drink, I find that it fills the senses. I once woke up next to an Ugly girl who was Nothing but forehead! Her hair line was so far back, it looked liked it was on someone standing behind her! That's just one example. I'm sure others on here can relate to this, I would get drunk and then wake up the next morning and immediately know something bad happened last night but not sure what. Then you find out you texted or sent really weird Facebook messages to people you barely know.

The final straw was when I texted a racist joke to a bunch of friends, and Included my Boss! After damn near having a heart attack, I realized the message Never sent! i still don't know why it didn't send. All I know is when I looked at my sent messages, that message had a red exclamation point next to it and said Message Failed To Send!

This is all based off of an assumption that Bill is mad at Anthony. If Anthony hadn't been a withering faggot and called Bill months ago, then this wouldn't even be a topic for discussion.

They had a pretty good fight about Anthony's racism on air once. It was on YouTube in 2 or 3 parts. Anthony kinda backed down then, too

Maybe, in Bill's mind, Archie Bunker transformed into David Duke, and he just doesn't want to associate with someone like that. You gotta admit that "They're not people" out on an island like it was, looked pretty damn bad. Why should he blindly support a guy who might think he's into bestiality? It's on Ant to pick up the phone and explain himself.

I don't have time to read your whole posts because they are long as fuck. Here's some facts.

We don't know that bill is mad at Ant. There's no reason to believe that. Bill doesn't gossip on his show. He doesn't use names when he tells stories. He's not gonna bring up any drama on the show.

Bill has tried to call ant. Ant is too afraid to talk to him. Ant had plenty of time to return bills call before the Patrice benefit, and maybe bill was calling to invite him. Who knows?

Bill never said or acted "butt hurt"

You are assuming everything.