Because most of us don't listen to the show anymore. Also,if anyone deserves Roland it's o&J.

Joe DeRosa rapes infants.

And so does Roland.

Only boys

I guess he's not so bad after-all.

Roland banned me on Instagram for the egregious offense of pointing out that he eats a lot. I was only going off the fact that he posted 40 pics of food a day. In conclusion, fuck him.

Roland banned me on Instagram for the egregious offense of pointing out that he eats a lot.

• Roland banned me for being concerned for his health and trying to point out that his dietary habits will increase his triglyceride and cholesterol levels, potentially lowering his life span. He chose to ignore this by putting his fat fingers in his ears so he couldnt hear me anymore. Dude probably got a "fire baked" pizza, steak tartar, and a case of ferrero rocher to drown/wallow in his emotions

You did your best sir. We cant save them all.

I don't know what I'm more disgusted with. His gluttony, or the fact that someone on here actually has an Instagram account.

Sorry, I forgot about how I'm supposed to be an elitist dickbag to be a part of this most prestigious sub.

That's MR. Elitist Dickbag to you good sir!

I hate his very existence. I suspect him of being a pedophile, he is just so fucked up, autistic and childlike. Seriously, what kind of grown man has no interest in anything other than eating to bury their horrible secrets and feelings of inadequacy.

If he isn't a kid toucher than he's gotta be on the spectrum. Or maybe he's both. He's probably both.

Allegedly.

He's fat.

dont you worry, his fat ass will be punished by his heart when he collapses in front of bruce at a concert and then they can't find a casket big enough for him.

Does Roland have some shit on them? The fact that he is basically untouchable is amazing to me. If he weren't a staff member he would fit right in with the Legion of Retards.

It's been brought up seldomly before, but it needs to be stressed more often: Roland is not a "foodie." He's never mentioned any of the characteristic foodie things I hear about of Bourdain's show. Local ingredients, power greens, fucking kale. He never talks about any of that. He's a moron who was once (andd then repeadedly) called a "foodie" by his dumbfuck boss who doesn't understand what the term entails and just heard it on one of the cooking shows his wife watches. He's an obese retard who is called a foodie because he's so catastrophically stump-dumb that he thinks that means paying $75 to eat and quadruple bacon cheesy mushroom burger at Guy Fieri's Times Square Feeding Trough. He eats shit food in horrifying proportions.

He loves "Wendy's"

Roland's food bits made it clear neither Opie or Anthony gave a shit about the show anymore. The only person who spoke out against it was Jimmy.

Opie's the one who gets him on the air, and we bash him. I wouldn't mind Roland if he was about to be buried, but otherwise, I hope he dies.

Roland completely lost me when he called the catering for the siriusxm Christmas party in 2013 'pedestrian' I'm sure the company is heartbroken you didn't enjoy the food they provided for free to mostly drunk/tipsy people at an office Christmas party. Sorry it wasn't all 5 star gourmet food prepared by Gordon Ramsay.

inb4 ME: THAT'S THE BIT!

I think it's because it's deeply unpleasant to think about him for even the 2 or 3 nanoseconds it takes to come up with something about him that's worthy of mockery.

I hope Opie catches his wife in bed with Roland.

TeeHee, trying out the pedestrian pussy.

BTW, I booked the volleyball from Castaway, was a really hard get.

Hos voice rivals that of Todd Pettingil in terms of hateability.

He talks like his mouth is always full of food. Like a cow chewing cud.

I think the unsaid but understood thing about Roland by the show staff is that he is clearly a pathetic powerless person who could not possibly work in a real office. That's why he was fired long ago before O and A people worked him back in.

It's just a miracle that a suit and tie place like Xm Sirius would allow him to work there. But I guess he sits amongst the ham and eggers in the O and J office rather than anywhere near corporate people.

Somebody pour some salt on this fucking useless creep already, I'm sick of him.

Answer me this! Based on the fact that Roland spoke normal on his voicemail when they called him on the show, Does that mean the whole Roland talking like a retard with a cock in his mouth is basically just some fucking fraudulent skit for the show?

I don't know why they have a talent booker when their guests are shit compared to Ron & Fez, who use the SXM booking department.

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Hopefully his narcolepsy kills him soon

He would have been fired if Cumia didn't go on a drunken racist rant after he was caught allegedly taking upskirt photos

You are like an uninteresting dougoutdoug, an unintelligent version of thermitepaint, and an un funny version of benjamin72.

Just leave already.

an un funny version of benjamin72

Ouch

There are plenty of people here that enjoy his posts.

He's one of the few people here that isn't an Anthony Cumia sycophant

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I've been using the same account here for ages. I'm not Danny or Ben.

Low testosterone, beta males like yourself are truly the worst.

The look on your effeminate face when Eric pissed all over your shit drawing was priceless.

Sorry, I forgot about how I'm supposed to be an elitist dickbag to be a part of this most prestigious sub.

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I've been using the same account here for ages. I'm not Danny or Ben.