These were comments buried deep in some horse shit thread and were way too funny to go unnoticed. I trust that you hilarious mother fuckers have lots to add to this saga. Here are the first 4 parts.

Part 1 by ArkL

"And then super handsome and perfectly average weight Eric Nagel walked into the room."

Part 2 by EskimoEscrow

"Then, everyone points and laughs at Sam, calling him 'Slobbo', a witty quip referring to his weight, created by Nagel himself"

Part 3 by ReallyNotACylon

"Then Opie patted him on the back and asked that he call him Gregg."

Part 4 by billisinthefridge

The heart-warming moment is interrupted by the sudden explosion of an opening door. As the dust settles, a glistening bronze body is revealed. The figure could only have been carved by the gods themselves. Nagel recognizes the behemoth and in astonishment gasps, "Hulk Hogan? I'm your biggest fan!" The Hulkster wastes no time getting to the point. "Well you know something brother, I'm here to save the world and you're my only hope. What do you say, brother? Will you be my tag team partner?" The two proceed to shake muscular, masculine hands before cutting a 240 minute promo into a microphone held by Mean Gene Okerlund, along with two ice cold craft IPA's. Millions of fans hang upon their every word and demand that there be a new promo 5 days a week. Being a truly selfless hero, E-Rock obliges. It's the birth of the only radio show in the world: It's Erik Nagel.