She's gotten a job with the Anti-Alcohol Industry; they take that bloated moo cow from school to school and prop her up on stage and simply say to the kids "Is this what you want to end up like?"

Hi kids! How are ya!

"To the kid in the back: no no no, I definitely don't look like the old lady from The Goonies. That's horrible, hun."

She's just standing there with her yoga ball body and crooked glasses, "Hi! How are ya!?"

yoga ball body actually made me laugh, good visual

She was hired to be the model for the 'After' pic in every anti-drug and alcohol abuse PSA. Pays quite well I hear.

The only fat crackhead, aside from Rob Ford.

I seem to remember a caller attempting this joke and it bombing horribly...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNSBMc8_U6Y

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BDmmT3JXoI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRwq9oyZRKg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZInZxhMTUOE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSqF5NU4KhY

I think that is all of the recent Lady Di stuff.

Amazing. Thank you for your service.

All I want to know is if Frank hit it while he was over there taking video. You pretty much gotta say it's a yes just because the thought is almost too horrific to bear.

No no no no. Wait. Hold on. Who's Frank?

Some psycho, that's probably going to murder Anthony some time in the future, who went over to Lady Di's apartment and took a bunch of video.

Most of the time, it's just Di sitting around with no pants on.

Oh, good god! Seriously!?

I am so fascinated! Do you happen to have a source for this?? Please and thank you for your service.

https://www.youtube.com/user/frankkalibat/videos

Ugh. God that is gross.

You can see the aforementioned kitchen mirror to watch tv in this one. http://youtu.be/YxtZXeNXccI Off to the far right when the dude walks out of the room.

It really is. She is like a rat in a nest.

She seems to act totally differently too. Maybe she is finally losing her mind entirely.

Hahaha. You came through, you glorious bastard.

Thanks for making my afternoon! You are the best.

It's safe to assume I'm not the only one with a raging erection, right?

You are not. My pecker is as hard as a nail.

I always had this image in my head of what her apartment looked like from all of the phone calls, and I have to say after watching that, I was pretty fucking close.

I hope the inventor of the GoPro sees the hell his product conveniently captured here.

I don't know how recent it is, but I'm pretty sure her roomate died and she's unemployed again.

Oh, I know about Bill's death. I hope his ghost haunts her until the end of time.

Unemployed again? She's been between jobs for about 8 years now

Just waiting for death.

Seriously how far into depression can one slide while retaining the ability to respirate?

I'm starting to get ticked off at the lack of Di on the show.

She is now acting. Her next part is in CSI New York as the bloated corpus that washes up in the Hudson

she's a riverpig

This comment made me spit coffee. hahaha

I read 'bloated' in Marion's voice. Haha.

The last I saw were the videos Frank took of her while at her house. I almost feel bad for her, but then I remember she does little to nothing to remedy her situation.

Haha. Very true.

There's a fucking gold mine of hilarious comments in this thread and they are all sitting at the bottom with one or two votes.

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Why don't you repeat yourself again.

Fine. Fixed it.

yoga ball body actually made me laugh, good visual

Seriously how far into depression can one slide while retaining the ability to respirate?