Someone should make an Opie soundboard
20 2015-02-20 by [deleted]
"takin' a peek"
"I'm ALL IN"
"HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON!"
"Get a few envelopes"
"Bluburries"
"a little taste"
"I was the candy kid"
"Brrrrotha man!"
"I could have been a model"
"Nice try with the hate though" (or was this only on twitter)
"FUCKIN BRRUTAL"
soft sniffle from the insurance commercial
"Of CHCHHCCHHHhOURSE I don't .... "
29 comments
9 Jables19 2015-02-20
Don't forget "that's the bit" and "I tapped out"
9 Patrick_Kane 2015-02-20
Thank youuuuuu
Wants in baaaad
Howling
Islanders
Taking it local
8 titsbuckley 2015-02-20
"LA LA LA LA! Good morning Bearman!"
8 damnitfred 2015-02-20
ME: Very good sir, Very good hur hur hur
8 swarrrm 2015-02-20
The turkey noise he made please. I have that sound as my text message alert lol
7 lickitoff 2015-02-20
What someone should do ... is take all of the openings since they started playing shit music to open the show, and compile the douchey opening comments:
Guh MORDIN! That's UHHHHH..a little....UHHHHH..a little...*REO Speedwagon...Travis turned me onna THAT....little *REO Speedwagon to start the day!! I don know much about the *REO Speedwagon...but I'm gunna haff tuh get back inta the music and DEFINITELY catch up on the *REO Speedwagon.
*Insert EVERY band that gets played to open the show
5 Lasagna_Hat 2015-02-20
AHHHH GAWWWWWD: high-pitched exasperated, "I got nothin' to contribute" voice
I could be the host of the Tonight Show...and I truly believe that
I would never listen to these, but I hope someone would send them to his Twitter incessantly
3 Opesterfan 2015-02-20
Someone has a link to that Tonight Show quote?
6 HighLightEternal 2015-02-20
cant link it right now but im pretty sure it was when Jason Ellis trashed them during some time in 2014
3 Opesterfan 2015-02-20
Thanks, I'll find it.
4 equinoxexistential 2015-02-20
I feel that turkey noise he made didn't get enough press on this sub. It was an unbelievable sound that most people couldn't replicate if they tried a thousand times.
3 justchippinyaaaa 2015-02-20
Why?... I wouldn't want to hear any more of his annoying voice.
3 NamelessRyan 2015-02-20
You forgot "Nope nope nope" and "UH HUH HUH HUH".
3 _TheConsumer_ 2015-02-20
I'm convinced Opie is just a poorly programmed robot. The AI is non-existent and its voice chip is malfunctioning.
He's just an old, buggy robot running DOS - stuck in a loop and repeating the same phrases.
2 [deleted] 2015-02-20
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3 jerk-ass 2015-02-20
Donger
FFFUUUUUCCKKK!
Sumthin sumthin
3 jamcrackers 2015-02-20
I have thought about this. Its probably best done as a group effort though. I usually listen to old shows and could contribute to a repository as i stumble upon opies gems. The "Bananaphobia" episode with jim jeffries has a few moments as opie tries to say banana in an australian accent.
3 CookieHaid 2015-02-20
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/233428
1 havingmadfun 2015-02-20
oh i hate opie
3 anteatah 2015-02-20
3 ZaZaFrunkissss 2015-02-20
"Making Believe"
3 glyde69 2015-02-20
Last week he tapped out or was all in on 9 different things in one 55 minute break.
2 K1bbler 2015-02-20
Prefer a soundboard of sex noises Lyndz makes when Bam comes around while Opie is doing the show.
2 Knightscribe 2015-02-20
"HELL fuckin's yeah!"
2 tedsheckler48 2015-02-20
Don't forget his most revent catchphrase:
"Grunts"
2 albusb 2015-02-20
Opester put up some numbuhz back in the day...
2 AmbientHostile 2015-02-20
"Warsh"
Uuuuggggghhhhhh...
1 sillypig69 2015-02-20
The turkey sound + "awkwwwaaaard"
1 DudeMyGrandma 2015-02-20
Right.
1 DapperDan0979 2015-02-20
Opie doesn't pronounce the R in uncomfortable.
It's infuriating.
1 -Palaver 2015-02-20
Jeeezzzzzzuuuusssss
6 HighLightEternal 2015-02-20
cant link it right now but im pretty sure it was when Jason Ellis trashed them during some time in 2014
3 Opesterfan 2015-02-20
Thanks, I'll find it.