*runs into reddit, drops stack of papers and magnifying glass*

7  2015-02-20 by [deleted]

I just thought of something, we've established that Opie is a.....fibber of sorts. What about that whole "losing virginity late" thing? Maybe he lied about that too!

This is all too much to think about, I must get back to my laboratory. Good morrow.

9 comments

14  I_DOXX_CATS 2015-02-20

This is abject failure on a scale as big as your imagination.

9  Wsallgood 2015-02-20

Have you ever thought about a joke bombing? I mean really thought about a joke bombing?

4  Tyronedindonuffin 2015-02-20

you fuckin buried that cowcksuckah, take us to brake Erock

1  JutsinBabber 2015-02-20

Did you just straight-facedly deliver a half insult? fawking home run!!

1  [deleted] 2015-02-20

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10  corradolarrydavid 2015-02-20

actually ope was one of those cases where he was supposed to have a twin but then it disappeared halfway through the pregnancy. little did his parents know, the second fetus was growing inside a tumor, lodged deep inside greggory's large intestine. one night, after eating too much dried milk, opie got constipated and dislodged the fetus. with several pounds of pressurized shit pushing at its back, the thing flew down ope's alimentary canal and dropkicked him right in the prostate just as it reached its terminal velocity. opie came right then and there, and the entire family gathered around to see the little shit and semen covered newborn.

That newborn's name? Joe DeRosa.

7  NamelessRyan 2015-02-20

I personally think he was molested.

9  titsbuckley 2015-02-20

Ya don't know what you're talkin' about. That lil opster is a liar! I didn't do nuthin! It's all a buncha lies!

1  cali_gunner 2015-02-20

By the "good morrow" I think OP was too.

5  anonimescu 2015-02-20

Remember when Greggshells said that he woke up in the middle of the night with a big black guy staring at him? That's how Opie lost his virginity.

1  telepepper 2015-02-20

Ok.. Bye... - what the hell just happend?