He's such a piece of shit.

Also, so happy that they used his titties picture.

Came here to say that. They could not have found a less flattering picture to use, and I love it.

even the giraffe neck would be better. Whoever made it must be a part of the hater agenda.

That really is a bad choice of picture, I wonder if the person who chose that pic is a frequent user of this sub.

How great is it that they used the photo which highlights his ample tits.

That picture is hilarious.

Good thing he got that blood money raise when he re-signed without Ant.

He really must have made out from that re-sign since opie has no other projects that are bringing in money. Even Viral Spiral can't help that untalented fuck.

Hey, he's still trying to figure it out.

"It" being that pile of cash he has from Anthony's firing.

Its nauseating that he's living in a 7 million dollar condo.

Well... It has a kinda shitty view, with this constant parade of cars and tourists between it and the river. It's noisy as fuck there.

Plus it's a Trump building. Only Persians, groupie gold-diggers, and rappers who only know rich people from TV think that's cool.

Nigga be G.E.D. rich.

It's sad that he has money and ten thousand decent non-retards we could name don't, but at least he's wasting it. He could have a sixth of a floor in the fucking Time Warner building for that much, live between a sheik's kid with fifteen white tiger cubs on one side and a mysterious Russian "financier" who gives out terrified teenage girls as gifts on the other.

Instead he'll be in some apartment with his wife bitching about the noise.

"I KNOW, OK!"

Well... It has a kinda shitty view, with this constant parade of cars and tourists between it and the river. It's noisy as fuck there.

Not on the 43d floor, it's not.

This is true. But he's still on cum cleaning duty after the espn x-game bukake parties that they'll throw there for ol lynsi

The Jackass crew is recreating the sperm competition in Opie's condo.

"mysterious Russian "financier" who gives out terrified teenage girls as gifts on the other."

Haha!

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That's the bit

remember how he used to shit on stern for hoarding all the money while his team is poor as fuck, and also the doing 4 days of radio thing

Its almost 5000 square feet, too, and has a bathroom for each family member. He needs that palace to fit all his assistants, babysitters, chefs, maids, nannies and personal trainers.

Well, to be fair, according to Opie all New York City apartments have too many bathrooms.

He's such a dunderhead

Where else are you going to keep all your kids toys until you can get around to throwing them down the garbage chute?

He needs the bathrooms to hide all his kids gifts.

Stern hired all of his guys from his contract, everybody on his show is a stern employee. Everybody on oanda is a siriusxm employee.

That's why he insisted that he didn't get a 500 million dollar contract... because he paid for Bababooey's Honda Accord out of his own pocket.

Step right up big spendah!

Hey Opie has some clout now, so look out.

Maybe another kid soon? Personally I can't wait for Greggs insight on fatherhood again. It really is a breath of fresh air every morning.

I can't imagine what the monthly fees are for that place. Places around here that go for $300-400k are $8-900 in fees.

buying expensive things is the only way he can keep his wife around

you know it's true

He's said multiple times he'd rather live in the suburbs, but this cuck needs to buy his philly trash wife everything to keep her from fucking the brains out of skateboarders

That's not what cuckold means. I don't think I've ever seen it used properly in this sub.

I used the term cuckold in the sense that I am ALSO suggesting he preps a black cock for his wife before ultimately jerking off to the sight of his wife getting fucked by a man without tits....mr. Tim technical

The idea is that there's no one who has less self-respect and control over his girl than a cuckold. Doesn't have to be literal to be a good insult.

Hot

The luckiest guy in radio.

Life isn't fair, and this is proof of that.

Thought jews were good with money, but they give this talentless fuck millions.

"He revamped his radio career last summer after his co-host Anthony Cumia was fired" - Oh? I must have missed this "revamping"

I think they meant "revamped" as in, getting a substantial enough raise to upgrade to a $7,000,000 condo by selling out the person responsible for making him a millionaire.

I believe that's the latin meaning.

ME: How does that feel fucker!?!?!?

sick references bro

Nice place

http://theazariateam.elliman.com/listing-photos/?l=dac79478b47fe63524b114b19d46969f81a8a13a16db4db3-e299607a4cf9dd15470d357a7e04eb4baf081517

Reminds me of that scene in The Wire, where they discover that Stringer Bell was a man of class and sophistication, despite his day job

Love the comparison and hate to tarnish it but that's not Greggshells and Mrs Bam's decor, the photos showcase either the style of the previous owner or it was likely staged by the realtor. Again, I absolutely love your comment.

Which room do you think he'll finally blow his brains out in? I say kitchen.

to wanna kill yourself you would need self awareness of what a jizz bag you are. opie don't got that.

haha ruthless. I laughed hard at this

wow, not too shabby

I'll never listen to the opster complain again. can't complain when you are cashing like that

7 million dollar condo. Shitty Ikea furniture. Trump knows his clients.

http://theazariateam.elliman.com/img/53791f13d56dbba2d3f8a9284d7cfca32b036bbf+440++1

How many Slobbo mugs will fit into those shelves?

Which room has bams cum on the wall?

No wonder tits didn't stick up for Anthony. Have to keep that trophy wife happy or else she may go back to Bam.

Good titty picture of Opie.

"Jim Norton as his new partner" .... Yea right. Partners implies equal sharing of da monnney. Poor chippah.

4200 sq ft for 4 people, holy shit that is gigantic. He may have legitimately forgotten he has a daughter.

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This isn't even an Opie thing, it's a cultural thing. A family of 4, two of whom are under 5, are occupying the space that at least 16 people could live in comfortably, paying as you said really exorbitant price per sq ft, in a city that has both a housing shortage and a major gentrification problem. Then they'll talk about how great old new york used to be.

Good for Ol' Greggie, at least we now know where Anthony pay went. You think Greggie is going to convert one of the rooms to do his own podcast?

Wonder what Jimmy's pay raise consisted of. Sure it wasn't remotely close to Opies.

He said he got a 30% raise, but I can't imagine he was making more than a few hundred grand before that.

nah he needs that space for his kids' toys

Someone must be buying a metric asston of Slobbo shirts and sunset prints.

The House that Slobbo Built

Think that Opie even has the decency to give Erock a cut of the proceeds from those?

He couldn't sacrifice $200 a month to keep ESD on Saturday nights.

Aside from lottery winners Opie has to got to have the widest bank account to iq ratio known to man.

That and oil rich arabs. Being so lucky your inbred sand loving ancestors were sitting on black gold.

That Europeans had to locate and take out of the ground for them,because the Arabs were/are fucking clueless.

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He should have moved to an apartment overlooking a different river so Bam's next son can have a different name.

Remember when he lived in an attic with a hole in the roof and snow got in?

Hope that place gets filled with skater boy cum.

I don't know why anybody would pay that for a condo. Trump condo or not. He could buy a fucking castle on Long Island.

ME: Donald Trump Jr. ! Long time brother!

Someone needs to let the reporter know they made an error.

He lives with his wife and two adopted children.

Not adopted technically. They are considered cuckolds.

Does this mean we have to add "wanting to move to the suburbs" to the list of lies?

Selling tshirts for pocket money as well.

One of those rooms is for Bam.

Looks like Bams sloppy seconds wanted to move up a little in the world. Perfect example of a gold digger. Tits deserves every bit of it, I hope she leaves him ruined.

I guess when you bitch all the time about wanting to move to the suburbs because he really hates the city, this is what you do. Good for him, he has a wife that dictates his every move. Must be nice knowing you're too fat, ugly, old, and uninteresting to maintain a cookie cutter girl like his unless you do and everything she tells you to do and say.

Luckiest guy in radio, hit the lottery with zero talent and wit, amaaazing.............

So jiggletits is moving from his 3 million dollar condo in Trump's UWS paradise to a 7 million dollar condo in Trump's UWS paradise. ME: The company is loving the new direction.

As a NYC native who is currently scrimping and saving to buy a too-small apartment in my hometown, I just want to say fuck Opie, fuck him between his man tits.

Remember when he had black mold on his walls? He is really moving up in the world. So proud for him.

Great picture of the shitdick there too.

You'd think he would fork over a coupla envelopes

What's he going to do when SXM doesn't re-sign him next year? Not smart. SXM keeps falling year by year.

actually I heard they get more subscribers every year because new cars have SXM units built in

Haha those breast.

how exactly does that story get written? does greggshells initiate it in some poor attempt to passive aggressively talk about the new show and how well he is doing?

what a zero.

The user Joshuatree in the comment section is definitely an opie ballwasher

meh, it's still not as cool as Ant's compound

He isn't as good and the show isn't as good, but the anger you guys have for him is ridiculous. Stop being such faggots.

anger you guys have for him is ridiculous

Nope, tits deserves to be a broke local radio jock. I really blame ant for making that faggot rich.

Opie was right about management, they don't know what the fuck they are doing. This is proven by resigning pudding tits at even more money than previously. Fucking ponderous!

What a fucking sellout.

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Looks like he went and got himself some corporate sponsors.

They bought a beach house on Long Island last year as well. Lynsi probably made him re-sign so they could buy the bigger place or she would divorce him.

re-sign*

Thx.

Ant must have blown a shit ton of money gambling if he's living in a place that costs 1/7th as much.

Weapons and life-sized Dinosaurs ain't cheap!

Oh, and a chronic drinking problem.

And whores.

And underage whores.

And a Racecar.

Still, the gambling was probably put a big dent in it too, thinking back on some of the high stakes tales he was telling...sounds about right.

Ant's mansion cost $1 Million?

It sucks that Ant house is so far from the city. But on the upside, the schools are really good, which is important when you date teenagers.

That's such a nice house for $2.9M. Here in Australia, a house that nice would cost like $8M.

Him and Jimmy have lived in a Trump building for years

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Good. That just means when he starts getting jobs based on his own talent he'll be broke that much quicker.

Why buy a 7 million dollar piece of property when you've clearly been on the decline for about 5 years now?

He bought his old apartment for over 3 mil$ http://observer.com/2007/07/opie-spawn-of-imus-scores-trump-place-condo-for-335-m/

Opie's new apartment is more than Ant and Louie CK's houses combined. I reference CK because a while back this sub thrashed him for buying Babe Ruth's crib in the Hamptons

LE: Also,isn't 7 mil close to Manhattan townhouse territory? Perfect for raising Bam's kids.

Townhouse? Like a brownstone w/2floors? I highly doubt you're getting one for 7m but maybe.

My point is,if you're going to drop 7 mil on an apartment(that's not a penthouse with its own elevator floor) might as well buy a brownstone for a couple of mil more if you plan on raising a family there.

I hear ya but I thought brownstones were are the 20mill mark

Here's one fro 8.7 mil http://www.christiesrealestate.com/eng/sales/detail/170-l-9-f1411141543700003/139-west-87th-street-upper-west-side-new-york-ny-10024

And one for 10.5 mil,a bit narrow but with two terraces,a garden and look at those interiors vs the ikea and laminate floors that the dopster(or better yet his wife) chose.

http://www.christiesrealestate.com/eng/sales/detail/170-l-9-f1410291549700002/east-63rd-street-upper-east-side-new-york-ny-10065

Mind you these are Christie's curated blabla so they obviously are overpriced We could move in tomorrow just you and me,make love do coke and watch our assholes slowly pink-sock. My idea of heaven.

Yeah I checked and saw a bunch within his price range, why the fuck would u want a shitty condo when you could have a 2 story brownstone is beyond me.

Bam Bam and Trumpetta must be proud of their old pop.

Opie is worse at radio than Dennis Falcone. How is this possible?

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titty pic!! lol

Opie had to buy an Apartment on a higher floor to keep Bam from crawling in through the window after Greggy goes to work.

The new place has room for his and her bra hangers.

I really hope this stupid arrogant prick goes down. I hope he loses his job. He is not funny and has zero talent when it comes to interviews. Paycheck Jimmy can go fuck himself as well.

Gentrification Opie probably wont take off on this thread though, right?

ME: Sam was only asking for a few lousy grand from this cheap place

Nail in the coffin.

Whoever wrote that article must visit this sub. Also I'd rather live in the compound

I hate that he's failed upwards far more than his intolerable persona.

He has all that pocket money now that piece of shit Anthony is out of his way. It's no coincidence he chose the nickname "OpieRadio". He's wanted this all along. Fuck him and his fat tits.

He should send Ant and that Times Square Black chick each a Thank You card for this.

So that's the secret place of residence Opie and Jimmy never reveal on the show.

And no wonder why they never really bash Trump and always soften any criticism with - but he's great though. Love Donald Trump.

They removed a lot of the comments, but the one's they left are unintentionally hilarious.

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I hate to defend Opie, but the guy has children (we heard you!). He's obviously going to buy a better place than he would get for himself, even if it is with blood money.

A 4,000+ Sq ft apartment? Jesus christ. 6.8 million? Wow.

Why is it important to us where he lives and what it cost? It's like reading a gossip mag!

Opie is a pig

"Alleged incident" Still pushing that eh?

dem tits!

In fairness he probably could've afforded this place before a new contract. As long as he has someone helping him smartly invest his money, he's making over a million a year since being at sirius, had a mega contract at when where they allegedly made over 20 mil each, already had a condo to sell worth over 3 mil.

It's not the new contract that got him this place. What I don't get is why stay in NYC, he's been saying for years he wants to get out of the city. I guess this means he plans on staying on the show for a while at least.

They disabled comments for the article...

I'm not sure if that's standard for that site, or if someone in the G. H. camp saw the beating he was taking and told the site to do that.

Holy fuck are you all just a bunch of hating trolls. How do you have so much energy to hate something that you must pay to listen to. Pathetic doesn't even begin to describe.

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You guys are just jelly. He got rich through hard work and talent. Here's to another 20 years of original, hilarious, thought provoking radio.

He got rich through hard work and talent.

Not his own, though.

Thought provoking?????? Dude hasn't had a thought in his head a day in his life

I can't imagine him sustaining this type of lifestyle for very long. They don't make anywhere near Stern or even Wendy Williams money.

How will you guys find a way to turn this against him?

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Thats sad, Ant has to downgrade his home.

No, only the quality of his crazy bitches.

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That's not what cuckold means. I don't think I've ever seen it used properly in this sub.

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