ME: "I'm so glad I don't hang out with those guys anymore, I'm the one that became the cool guy!" (Referring to his high school friends)

14  2015-02-18 by mattyp3

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You'd think there would be some people who would hear that and think,"damn he's delusional. Opie was the nerd on our group. I mean come on, his name was opie!"

But the even sadder truth is opie didn't hang with anyone in high school.

Hey Man! He hates the name Opie, Remember?

Pledged senior year

ME: has asscum in my homo pants

I want a clip and time stamp for this. It's been a while since I've cringed at opie

Sorry, wrong guy.

Hahah, first thing I thought of.

Douche chills.

Sorry, wrong guy.

Hahah, first thing I thought of.