Shout out to ma nigga Nikki Glaser.

44  2015-02-18 by DianaKurlan5

For the following reasons:

  1. Had the balls to appear on Opie & Jim when everyone is mad at her ex Derosa, and has actually defended Anthony more than Derosa ever has.

  2. Had the balls to call out Opie and trash him on the Larry King episode even though she's in an awkward spot, she's done that while most male comics haven't had the balls to call hiim out on his show RE: Ant, or even MENTION Ant.

  3. Took her trashing from Larry like a man

  4. She's actually a funny stand-up.

I expected her to be a hole or in full Derosa Internet Defense Force mode, but she wasn't at all. Everyone is praising Larry, but I gotta praise Nikki.

37 comments

38  Lasagna_Hat 2015-02-18

She's still not gonna suck your dick

Wait, she fucked Derosa...nevermind

13  DianaKurlan5 2015-02-18

Nods respectfully in your direction

7  AlPacinosWig 2015-02-18

She...fucked...Derosa? I must be missing something here.

2  HairyButtGirl 2015-02-18

I just did a google search of Nikki then Derosa and Nikki's shoulders are several inches wider than Derosa's nobs

17  circamuffin 2015-02-18

tss ya she gotTa nice cooter too

11  kramer0419 2015-02-18

Dats vulga

5  rokr1292 2015-02-18

I think you mean dats VULVA tssssssssss

fuckin GOLD

3  kramer0419 2015-02-18

Thatsh a car shtoopid

2  rokr1292 2015-02-18

No Vos, that's vol-VO

Edit: LOUIE BEANZSH

2  kramer0419 2015-02-18

YOU read John?

3  lickitoff 2015-02-18

yuh peec uh gaah bige

2  really-wise_-things 2015-02-18

Like my muddahhh!! Lamar told me so.

11  JutsinBabber 2015-02-18

the radiance of the sun doth reflecteth off thy blast white armor

8  DianaKurlan5 2015-02-18

Nods respectfully

4  im_not 2015-02-18

Stop nodding respectfully

6  Genericscreen 2015-02-18

Nods cordially

1  really-wise_-things 2015-02-18

I just saw your username. haha

1  DianaKurlan5 2015-02-18

Oh, no, no, no, I'm not loying, no.

4  Wsallgood 2015-02-18

muh dick

8  okconsumer 2015-02-18

I would bury my face in Nikki's ass

1  SinisterExxaggerator 2015-02-18

I'd use her asshole for my tongue holster.

8  Genericscreen 2015-02-18

I'd have consensual sex in the missionary position solely for the purpose of procreation with her.

6  DianaKurlan5 2015-02-18

LANGUAGE!

7  wp9215 2015-02-18

Nikki Glaser is chill and has a very cute laugh

6  d3rtbag 2015-02-18

Everyone is praising Larry because he got that ball rolling, and went on sniper mode with those questions. Nikki would've never been on that path had Larry not been on the show.

So she didn't really have any balls, or trash anyone.

5  noropthony 2015-02-18

But Nikki needs to "play the game" a little, and avoid being too antagonistic to where she won't be asked back and, thus, lose an avenue of free publicity. She needs O'nJ more than Larry does. Put in this light, she deserves credit for effectively walking that tightrope.

1  BeerCanThick 2015-02-18

Larry King is an 80 year old man who has done everything to do in his career. He needs nothing but heart medication. Glasser is a 30 year old comic in the infancy of her career.

1  noropthony 2015-02-18

Yes, that's correct. We shouldn't knock her for not taking the sort of liberties that King did. Quite the contrary, she skillfully needled Opie without compromising her relationship with the show, which I assume she values. Well, at least we think she didn't compromise the relationship; who the hell knows with that thin-skinned fool Opie.

6  Rafflespek0 2015-02-18

  1. she doesn't know you guys don't like derosa
  2. she didn't call out opie on his show. two adults were talking about one of their former radio partners
  3. she didn't speak after larry said "are you furniture"
  4. fine

this subreddit is a hole

-1  DianaKurlan5 2015-02-18

Shut up faggot.

5  JMueller2012 2015-02-18

Big fan of Nikki's. Loads better than Amy in my opinion

4  BeerCanThick 2015-02-18

tss tss loads better tss tss?

1  really-wise_-things 2015-02-18

Wat r ya packin a buncha peckah loads into a fawkin cootah or sumthin.. tssss

3  RahnBayngtin 2015-02-18

I find her sexy and she has a lot better material than most of the attractive female standups out there today.

1  HughStink 2015-02-18

Easily funnier and to no one's surprise way sexier than Amy. She's natural and doesn't try too hard, she's a good lass.

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-5  CUNTYMOM 2015-02-18

oh wow a cute girl calling out a bunch of old fucks, how ballsy, i mean she could have gotten beat up.

2  AgathaTinsley 2015-02-18

I heard that LoS podcast where Luis Gomez called you out for being a bitch. Maybe it was the Anthony episode, I don't know I'm drunk. Oh yeah, go die from AIDS and what not.

0  Viking_Lordbeast 2015-02-18

Is that the chick that got the drink thrown in her face?

1  noropthony 2015-02-18

Yes, that's correct. We shouldn't knock her for not taking the sort of liberties that King did. Quite the contrary, she skillfully needled Opie without compromising her relationship with the show, which I assume she values. Well, at least we think she didn't compromise the relationship; who the hell knows with that thin-skinned fool Opie.