Opie the Evader

20  2015-02-17 by LynsiMargera

..of difficult questions, self-awareness, and all things funny.

6 comments

The Dodgester.

ME: Oh man, I thought you said DONGER! Love that word!

It's not a fucking radio name. I got dubbed the Dodgester when I was 12 years old. I hate the name but whatever.

But when Bam finishes in his wife, he is there in a flash, slurping it out of his old ladys gaping fishy gash like an oyster, as his half hard penis dribbles down his leg. Opie is efficient where it counts.

fuckin ebic mate simply put: epic.