Whoever downvoted this, i'll fight you in real life.

Watch yourself, buddy. Joe DeRosa will crush you between his massive tits.

Will you be meeting that person in Temecula?

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Andy Kindler's stand up

The feeling Opie gets when he gets home and takes his bra off after a long day

My cousin was encaged by ISIS and then set on fire

I can only assume it was moderately more palatable than DeRosa's podcast

Strep throat

Lady Di spread eagle on a bed.

Lady Di spread flat all over the streets beneath a Paris tunnel.

I just took a big shit...so there's that.

Getting AIDS from fucking a monkey.

NAMBLA

The Opie & Jimmy Show

Thanks gregg

Listen to me, all right? Joe "Sambo killin' Rambo" Derosa is a hardcore motherfucker, I've told you that before. He did time in Pelican Bay because he turned some sheboon into a Pez dispenser back in his Klan days. I mean, the guy will slay you where you fucking stand just as soon as buy a round or clap you on the back.

Now, when I asked Joe to give me his opinion of the President Obama, he said, "Tommy, I've turned out a lot of punks, but I've never seen a high yellow fuck boy as soft as this punk. I mean I'd drive a shank into his asshole just to make a point or if I wanted his corn muffins and he wouldn't give 'em to me off his tray." I realized then that if we didn't start The Day of the Rope, Joe would fucking kill me. I saw it in his eyes.

He even told me as much one time. My wife, she invited him over for dinner, and he shows up in a Klan coat stained with blood, shit, God knows what else. She screams and he sticks his hand up her skirt, kisses her, then pulls out a straight razor and says, "If your old man doesn't win this race war, I'm going to cut your fucking tits off before I even think about wasting the Kikes."

Hanging from a cross by my balls with a rat shoved up my arse, whilst Masturbating with a barbed wire glove using salt & vinegar as lube would be an honor of the highest order compared to listening to Joe DeRosa's podcast.

Being on the business end of a late hat payment collection.

Scratching the itch in my urethra with a claw hammer.

Weird nuus!

Anal rape from a group of prison negro's...doing life in the max.

a half eaten cancer baby

Redditors.

Lady Di dildoing herself with a frozen homemade poop dildo.

Watching clits being cut off Muslims.

Watching Opie eat eggs after roaches have been rolling around in them.

I have tinnitus, can confirm.

Gang-rape by the sisters in The Shawshank Redemption.

-Desperately trying to jack off one last time before you die of exposure in the Alaskan Tundra.

A dream where I'm being repeatedly raped with a cattle prod by Rosie O'Donnell only to awake to realize someone has shoved a ferret up my ass and my parents just died in a plane crash and forgot to make this month's payment to the life insurance company.

The Holocaust

Getting fisted by Big Liam Neeson on the set of Taken 4 while he whispers your mothers name into your ear.

/r/deadbabypictures

having a gay guy next to you on the subway, farting in your direction, after he had anal sex in the subway bathroom mere minutes ago. #somehomo

Smash my nuts with a ball peen hammer.

Pour hot sauce down my pecker hole.

Eat Fezs asshole.

Dive into an Olympic sized swimming pool filled with used syringes.

That earsplitting tone Fez gets when he's scream-crying over imagined social injustice. That fag.

Punchin craters into the moon with my big fuckin peckah.

Knockin over buildings n'shit with my big fuckin peckah.

Gettin anally raped by a rhinoceros covered in ebola blood with its big fuckin peckah.

This would be a good metal song

Hepatitis A, B and even C.

Anthony's ugly face on that short movie Derosa directed when they were besties.

Drowning in boiling pitch.

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