I love that he's like some religious incarnation of Dunning-Kruger Effect. Scorch is so fucking bad that not only does he not realize he's bad, he sincerely thinks he's a genius. Scorch is The Patron Saint of the Deluded. Despite being ear cancer, he's never been out of work for more than 3 months at a crack in 3 decades.
Something strange about Russ's quote: "This is a dream come true situation for me. I get to work with two legendary radio talents who each have thousands of Facebook fans. So my 25 friends get to digitally interact with two really interesting radio guys!"
It's like he knows it's such bullshit he has to subtly convey it in his bio.
Rockingman is the little guy playing guitar inside the Rock All Night logo "splat" He is the spirit guide for the show and all those who listen. Rockingman will soon be the star of all kinds of Rock All Night memorabilia.
Yeah that isn't a total ICP hatchet-man ripoff at all.
EDIT: Looked through your posts. This is coming from the guy who called NPR "compelling radio" and uses the "autism" insult so much one can't help but think you're projecting harder than an iMax movie theater.
46 comments
28 Augment 2015-02-16
I love this guy so goddamn much.
12 EskimoEscrow 2015-02-16
I for ONE...AM inclined to AGREE (WITH you sir)!!
5 Peter_______________ 2015-02-16
THAT IS CORRECT, SIR!
kemosabee!
(meanwhile, Nick Carpanelli is disguised as a potted plant)
1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2015-02-16
Disguised?
17 thesynking 2015-02-16
I had confined scorch to the O&A universe, so to see him still active after the show's death is kind of weird.
13 Augment 2015-02-16
I'm obsessed with the guy. I love his blissful unawareness of his irrelevance. He legitimately thinks he is the shit.
7 BeerCanThick 2015-02-16
I love that he's like some religious incarnation of Dunning-Kruger Effect. Scorch is so fucking bad that not only does he not realize he's bad, he sincerely thinks he's a genius. Scorch is The Patron Saint of the Deluded. Despite being ear cancer, he's never been out of work for more than 3 months at a crack in 3 decades.
6 MarmaladeSally 2015-02-16
"so fucking bad that not only does he not realize he's bad, he sincerely thinks he's a genius."
Hmm...sounds like someone I know, but I can't put my finger on it. I know they have a pair of capital knockers, but the name eludes me...
2 rrussom 2015-02-16
Oh, I can answer this one.
Erock, right?
1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2015-02-16
Yep, Jim "Erock" Norton
6 thesynking 2015-02-16
Well, he is pretty fucking good.
6 Augment 2015-02-16
Kingdom of Nakedness, naw mean? PFGsciples represent!
4 thesynking 2015-02-16
It's the Naked Militia now!
3 Augment 2015-02-16
Pretty fucking good? PRETTY FUCKING GREAT!
1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2015-02-16
Pretty FREAKIN Great!
2 breadmoccasin 2015-02-16
That's the bit!
1 thermitepaaint 2015-02-16
sounds like someone else who is just as irrelevant...
0 Augment 2015-02-16
To be fair to Opie, he is actually relevant. Funny? No, but he is relevant.
0 thermitepaaint 2015-02-16
please explain how he is relevant
1 Augment 2015-02-16
He hosts a major show on SiriusXM.
0 thermitepaaint 2015-02-16
he is a blithering idiot, how does working for SXM make him relevant?
16 BoboOrban6 2015-02-16
He's like an all-caps version of Colin's Twitter persona crossed with Guy Fieri.
6 Weirdfellas 2015-02-16
What is with guys over 40 having to capitalize random words for no reason.
6 im_not 2015-02-16
FAWK YEAH!!!
5 racecartitty 2015-02-16
i love how scorch's bio has every other word in all caps and right below it you have mikey who appears to have all the charisma of a knitted quilt.
best of luck to rock all night, though. i'm sure it won't be long until the rockingman sticker is found in rest area bathrooms worldwide.
4 booderdooders 2015-02-16
Something strange about Russ's quote: "This is a dream come true situation for me. I get to work with two legendary radio talents who each have thousands of Facebook fans. So my 25 friends get to digitally interact with two really interesting radio guys!"
It's like he knows it's such bullshit he has to subtly convey it in his bio.
4 schmoegreene 2015-02-16
Not to mention he's a goofy looking motherfucker.
3 spud10 2015-02-16
That Mikey guy's profile seems like someone I can relate to. He's into his faith, cars, and football - sounds like a real regular Joe!
3 erockarmy 2015-02-16
You're doin great big scorch! You're gonna hit it big soon!
I know it! Heheh!
1 Augment 2015-02-16
Thanks, lil Scorch!
You betcha, big Scorch!
2 TroyMacClure 2015-02-16
He has been setting up the new PFG TV studio for like a year now.
1 Augment 2015-02-16
Dude, he's going to be on NBC by the summer at the latest.
2 LookyLookyMissCookie 2015-02-16
PFG TV returns March 13, 2015
2 det8924 2015-02-16
I don't know weither to feel sad or happy that Scorch is keeping his dream alive despite a complete lack of talent and an awareness about such lack.
2 Augment 2015-02-16
I think it's great and I hope he never gives up. His shows are gold.
2 theronskier1 2015-02-16
This is some PFG news, man.
1 AmbientHostile 2015-02-16
Russ looks like he has the downs.
-1 Genericscreen 2015-02-16
Yeah that isn't a total ICP hatchet-man ripoff at all.
2 BeerCanThick 2015-02-16
Yeah, and more than just a bit of D.R.I.'s Skanking Pedestrian and Circle Jerks' Skank Kid. I don't want to give them that much credit, though.
1 truthie 2015-02-16
You juggalos are so sensitive.
0 Genericscreen 2015-02-16
I didn't know I was a juggalo.
EDIT: Looked through your posts. This is coming from the guy who called NPR "compelling radio" and uses the "autism" insult so much one can't help but think you're projecting harder than an iMax movie theater.
1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2015-02-16
"Looked through your posts" = "I am impotent."
0 Genericscreen 2015-02-16
Damn man, you really felt the need to get that gem out there a good 19 hours after the fact.
1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2015-02-16
OH!
0 Genericscreen 2015-02-16
Also lol rhyme.
0 truthie 2015-02-16
Now you do.