Why does he feel the need to always "pump things up" with every fucking story he tells? People listen because they want to hear real stories. Making up lies is morning zoo shit he no doubt learned from Hack Extraordinaire, Brother Wease. You just know Brother Wease encouraged him to embellish every time he told a story, that way it would make every story exciting for the listener. It's hack bullshit and he's too broken to fix.

I'll say this though, I actually do believe he went to the Bills games. Radio stations always get tickets to sporting events and concerts so that checks out. He then talked about how it was unbearably cold during the winter up there. That checks out as well. Winters are a nightmare in Buffalo, NY. So why then does he feel the need to add that "little something extra" and say that they were sitting on blocks of ice like a fucking eskimo? It does nothing to enhance the story. Absolutely nothing.

What's the deal with Brother Wease kissing Opie on the lips when they greet each other?

He self sucks and then shares his cummy lips with him

such a mundane story, he makes its sound like hes retelling the last 5 minutes aboard United flight 93

A little extra, just a tasssteee

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Joe Derosa raped a pregnant woman at a football stadium.

The sick fuck now brags to his skinhead friends because he considered that to be a threesome.

Yuck. Is that what the O&J show sounds like? THATS BRUTAL

It's a wild show.

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Its often worse

It sounds like the two Jims are fucking with the Opster.

His response to jim asking if it was like 20 degrees out "neeh...you're still joking." Poor opster everyone making fun of him.

It seemed more to me like he was offended Jim wasn't completely floored with his story, and not giving the "serious" response it deserved. Same thing happened with the famous "a wave almost paralyzed me" story. He was obviously annoyed by it, and when I tweeted him later that day about it he spent 5 minutes the next day railing at me on the air for daring to ask that.

Florentine rips fantasy football but he's still one of the biggest football nerds I've ever heard.

Burr as well.

Fantasy football is dumb to me because it makes the game about the individual players instead of the team.

They're two different things. It's essentially a form of gambling which Florentine loves.

Yeah but I just told you why people dont like it

You told me why you didn't like it. I'll leave it alone.

Thats the exact reason florentine and burr give.

I think he says "Oh, shit!". Nice try on the hate tho.

Hey lynsi, is it true you prefer the taste of bams cum as a sweetner in your AM coffee?

He didn't go short sleeves. Big fucking whoop.

Listen to him babbling like Bobo. 'It was-it was-it was the ah baa da da da super bowl years! I, uh, I, duh, uh went to the, I went to the hffff championship games; I'm not loying'.

He really is a cartoon character

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Opie even says to Norton, "Oh you're still joking?". Yes Opie, it's a comedy show, not a 'let's make shit up to make a boring story slightly less boring show'. God I hate him. He acted like 'The Virus' was his brainchild for years and then suddenly it was XM's shitty idea. He's a liar and a fraud. They all talked about leaving to do a podcast, then Anthony gets fired and Opie is instantly a company man that rolls with the punches. Amazing. If someone can tell me the difference between himself and Todd Pettengill I'd love to hear it.

They're two different things. It's essentially a form of gambling which Florentine loves.

Thats the exact reason florentine and burr give.

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