Is Joe Derosa a Cartoon Turtle??? Proof Inside!

60  2015-02-14 by LiddysNeckFat

37 comments

Filburt has made people laugh, so there's no way it's DeRosa. Plus, he's clearly Jewish and we know how Joe feels about those people.

As long as the jew is Andy Kindler, he wants to suck their kosher hogs in the vague hope that they can help give him a career.

Right. I'd rather watch Rocko's Modern Life any day than experience the snorefest DeRosa considers comedy.

To be fair, Rocko is fucking awesome

Turn the page, wash your hands. Turn the page, wash your hands.

I AM THE CHEESE. I AM THE BEST CHARACTER ON THE SHOW. I AM BETTER THAN THE SALAMI AND THE BOLOGNA COMBINED!

I'm nauseous. I'm nauseous. I'm nauseous.

Bad luck and misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity.

and then you turn the page. And then you wash your hands.

Filburt quote

No shoulder havin ass nigga

big jay said he looked like john arbuckle from garfield

Maybe if John Arbuckle was a cartoon turtle with scoliosis.

DeRosa is an oily Egyptian with spina bifida.

Nick Kroll's fatter, Muslim half-brother.

With downs.

Nick Kroll's face should be the Israeli flag.

With dollar signs all around it. His father is a BILLIONAIRE!

you'd think a billionaire's son would utilize more resources to be funnier.

Seriously, bro, come on, you think his billionaire father had a hand in getting his comedy career off the ground? Have you seen his silly characters? Bobby Bottleservice the New Jersey guy? The gay Jew character? El Chupacabra the Mexican DJ? Comedy gold.

Nick Kroll made his bones off of pure, raw talent and genius.

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No wait, it was the money. You're right.

It should tell us something that even a billion dollars can't market that ugly Old Testament face of his.

This is the face of the guy that is now fucking Amy Poehler.

It does look like someone pointed a magnifying glass at his forehead on a sunny day and his face slid down toward his chin.

He looks like the Protocols of the Elders of Zion.

I will only ever see DeRosa as this.

Joe DeRosa participated in the firebombing of a Brooklyn synagogue in the late 90's.

Joe DeRosa has been bombing on stage ever since.

DeRosas Modern Life

Joe DeRosa is a real life turtle, covered in bacteria, shitting while walking and slow as fuck. In fact he probably fucks slow.

turn the page, wash your hands

It's like shoulders are wearing a person

Maybe theyll mke soup out of him of sumthin

Derosa isn't a turtle, he just slipped into a turtle shell by accident

It truly looks like DeRosa

Has science gone too far?

but I love filbert!

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Too much shoulder for DeRosa. What a turtly cunt he is.

Filbert isn't wearing old man shoes and doesn't have jiggly tits. Very close though.

Nick Kroll's face should be the Israeli flag.