Summer is almost here: things to do at the beach
10 2015-02-12 by [deleted]
Instead of making a sandcastle you can make a sand toilet and then defecate in it. Or even go with the classic "naked lady" and go on her chest.
Sunset pics
Go scuba diving and get into an underwater fistfight with the instructor.
Erock, comment?
32 comments
29 aprosbro 2015-02-12
Eat potato salad, bring it up for two decades.
5 DianaKurlan5 2015-02-12
Wait, what's that story?
6 EskimoEscrow 2015-02-12
Dude you'll never believe this. He ate some potato salad that was out in the sun! He may or may not have gotten sick!
23 breadmoccasin 2015-02-12
Help your son dig a hole in the sand and talk about it for 3 days on air.
15 Knightscribe 2015-02-12
Try once more to get paralyzed by a wave, and while drowning REALLY think about water.
15 insomniacint 2015-02-12
Ron Bennington on Hard Rock Johnny going to the beach ever Friday: "He jacks off in the sand then covers it up like a cat that just shit."
14 iamfromreallife 2015-02-12
Babysit Bam's kids
-4 cali_gunner 2015-02-12
http://m.imgur.com/EKhNSZZ
12 Leland_ 2015-02-12
You could bring your wifes boyfriends kids and family with you and make a music video and call it summertime is great .. or not
12 BoardroomBimmy 2015-02-12
11 letitride85 2015-02-12
I am still trying to find that douchy clip where he talks about wanting to be a surfer....
11 McGowan9 2015-02-12
Don't drink the salty sea water. It's not the same as regular water. They haven't figured it out yet.
9 DianaKurlan5 2015-02-12
What's in saltwater that makes it taste so bad, anyway?
10 swarrrm 2015-02-12
Go to philly and spend time with the crew. Because we all know the people from Philly are a different breed, especially the crew, they party hard. Philly is not comparable to any other place in the world in this regard.
3 Weirdfellas 2015-02-12
Father Doris don't SURF.
10 Ovitz 2015-02-12
Soak shitty cuts of steak in BBQ sauce and then burn them. Serve as a treat for friends.
10 Jamalbeetsauce 2015-02-12
Keep your shirt on
4 daddymantits 2015-02-12
Wear a sports bra
8 Leland_ 2015-02-12
eat that bullshit while listeninnngggggg to the waves maaaaannnnnnn
8 opieisafaggot 2015-02-12
Don't forget to not shower for a week, scratch your ball bag and give it a little sniff.
And LITERALLY knock yourself over from the stink.
7 MonsteRain 2015-02-12
Meditate on why the body rejects salt water.
6 really-wise_-things 2015-02-12
Warsh out your ass in the water.
2 damnitfred 2015-02-12
after dropping hammers then scope out some bewbies
1 really-wise_-things 2015-02-12
Scope out the juice at the mall in Philly.
5 GameVault 2015-02-12
Go for a swim and beat up a Frenchman.
5 theredditkidd 2015-02-12
Wait for storm. Get evacuated. Blame Al Roker. Wave to locals who made farewell signs.
5 nguneer 2015-02-12
Follow Anth to the casino and beg for just a taste....
5 doppeljr 2015-02-12
5 knitro 2015-02-12
get a tit tan.
4 nguneer 2015-02-12
Ride my hybrid bike around Central Park like I always do but get arrested because I refuse to wear a helmet.
4 cheddarrooster 2015-02-12
don't just put your toes in the water.....go ALL IN....FAWK YEAH tss tsss
3 damnitfred 2015-02-12
I love a good list
1 [deleted] 2015-02-12
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2 damnitfred 2015-02-12
after dropping hammers then scope out some bewbies