If you admit that you've at least been to Reddit, maybe some of the people will stop hating you as much as they currently do. It would represent a single shred of honesty amid a veil of lies. We get to say we were acknowledged and jerk ourselves off about it, but you gain a relatively significant amount of respect for that honesty.

My dislike of you is entirely based on your radio performance and personality. I know some people on here are obsessed with the idea of loyalty, etc. I don't think all of us are. This has nothing to do with whether or not you like Ant (for me). I could care less because we know nothing about behind the scenes but hearsay.

I only like you or dislike you for your content and on-air personality. You're a liar who is reverting to the same kind of radio you spent the last ten years shitting all over, both content-wise and attitude-wise. You put zero show prep into the show and actually have made that into something of a running bit. You've spent many years stomping over people's jokes, and it's more noticeable now in retrospect. It makes Patrice archives difficult to listen to, which is criminal on your part. Make some fixes and I'll even start listening regularly again...I'll have to think about that actually.

And I understand embellishing the truth for entertainment, but come on. Pepperidge Farm was never a welfare brand. I'll stop at that example because there's about a million more I could say and this post is too long already. You can own up to everything at any point and win back at least some modicum of respect, which you could then use to gain back some audience members.